Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 Freak temperatures in the North, have resulted with the first hosepipe ban since 2012 which in turn has led to the already dirty & sweaty Northerners being unable to wash. United Facilities have imposed & enforced a ban of hosepipes to 7 million people(?) in the North West alone, which will of course have a detrimental affect and could spread Typhus and other sickly diseases to the lower hemispheres of our realm. Sprinklers, are also a no-go, and so a communal weekly-scrub in the back yards of Merseyside, will be a thing of the past and will leave many with nothing better to do but scratch their heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 Easy - Bathe in Perrier Water Always thinking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Easy - Bathe in Perrier Water Always thinking! It's unlikely they can afford it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 22 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It's unlikely they can afford it. Maybe Punkape can spot them a few quid? He knows doctors, lawyers, priests - men of standing you know - and as he'll no doubt concur, 'cleanliness is next to Godliness' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Maybe Punkape can spot them a few quid? He knows doctors, lawyers, priests - men of standing you know - and as he'll no doubt concur, 'cleanliness is next to Godliness' I know they're only Northerners and all that, but do they deserve Punkers intervention? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 The subject isn't an issue. Pen could hose everyone down north of Watford with her swinging Shetland pony's cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 43 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I know they're only Northerners and all that, but do they deserve Punkers intervention? He's one of them (You can put the intonation anywhere you like in that statement) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 Imagine the state of Punkape's festering arsehole if he is unable to administer his thrice daily hosepipe enema. I imagine the resulting backup of spunk will have him chucking up and spitting out vast globules of semem like some sort of Marc Almond/cobra hybrid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Imagine the state of Punkape's festering arsehole if he is unable to administer his thrice daily hosepipe enema. I imagine the resulting backup of spunk will have him chucking up vast globules of semem like some sort of Marc Almond/cobra hybrid. ? Inverted traffic-cone more the likes, the brim of which overflows with piss & scat, from His 'Dump & Go' tranny mob of perverted Northern scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: Imagine the state of Punkape's festering arsehole if he is unable to administer his thrice daily hosepipe enema. I imagine the resulting backup of spunk will have him chucking up and spitting out vast globules of semem like some sort of Marc Almond/cobra hybrid. Decs, sometimes you remind me of Ratty, albeit, somewhat less surreal and with a more agreeable font. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Decs, sometimes you remind me of Ratty, albeit, somewhat less surreal and with a more agreeable font. Thank you for your kind words, Trumpo, it's been a tough day for me. After being pulled up about my quite frankly outrageous fabrications regarding going to the shop and sitting on a train, my confidence has been shot to shit. It's nice to feel appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Thank you for your kind words, Trumpo, it's been a tough day for me. After being pulled up about my quite frankly outrageous fabrications regarding going to the shop and sitting on a train, my confidence has been shot to shit. It's nice to feel appreciated. It's probably best to swear upon oath that what you say "is the whole truth and nothing but the truth m'lud" what with judge questioning your activities. On the other hand, just tell the Nerd to fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 40 minutes ago, Decimus said: Imagine the state of Punkape's festering arsehole if he is unable to administer his thrice daily hosepipe enema. I imagine the resulting backup of spunk will have him chucking up and spitting out vast globules of semem like some sort of Marc Almond/cobra hybrid. I'm not saying Punkape's a cocoa shunter, but before he eats a banana, he spits on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 Just now, nocti said: I'm not saying Punkape's a cocoa shunter, but before he eats a banana, he spits on it. I'd wager he also spits upon a benders back to fake an orgasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Thank you for your kind words, Trumpo, it's been a tough day for me. After being pulled up about my quite frankly outrageous fabrications regarding going to the shop and sitting on a train, my confidence has been shot to shit. It's nice to feel appreciated. Ooh, get you! Claiming not only to use public transport, but also to go into shops. If there's any truth to these grandiose tales of a life most can only dream of, keep it to yourself, lest you stir up too much resentment among the proletariat. Flash cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Maybe Punkape can spot them a few quid? He knows doctors, lawyers, priests - men of standing you know - and as he'll no doubt concur, 'cleanliness is next to Godliness' He knows standing men alright, they form a long queue outside the gents public carpark toilets every Saturday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 9 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Freak temperatures in the North, have resulted with the first hosepipe ban since 2012 which in turn has led to the already dirty & sweaty Northerners being unable to wash. United Facilities have imposed & enforced a ban of hosepipes to 7 million people(?) in the North West alone, which will of course have a detrimental affect and could spread Typhus and other sickly diseases to the lower hemispheres of our realm. Sprinklers, are also a no-go, and so a communal weekly-scrub in the back yards of Merseyside, will be a thing of the past and will leave many with nothing better to do but scratch their heads. Roops that top doesn’t suit you dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 21 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Freak temperatures in the North, have resulted with the first hosepipe ban since 2012 which in turn has led to the already dirty & sweaty Northerners being unable to wash. United Facilities have imposed & enforced a ban of hosepipes to 7 million people(?) in the North West alone, which will of course have a detrimental affect and could spread Typhus and other sickly diseases to the lower hemispheres of our realm. Sprinklers, are also a no-go, and so a communal weekly-scrub in the back yards of Merseyside, will be a thing of the past and will leave many with nothing better to do but scratch their heads. Does anybody know the hooded person in the straight-jacket, strapped-on for Dear Life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 23 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Freak temperatures in the North, have resulted with the first hosepipe ban since 2012 which in turn has led to the already dirty & sweaty Northerners being unable to wash. United Facilities have imposed & enforced a ban of hosepipes to 7 million people(?) in the North West alone, which will of course have a detrimental affect and could spread Typhus and other sickly diseases to the lower hemispheres of our realm. Sprinklers, are also a no-go, and so a communal weekly-scrub in the back yards of Merseyside, will be a thing of the past and will leave many with nothing better to do but scratch their heads. Man, that's one monster catheter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: Man, that's one monster catheter. She's a Cath eater? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: She's a Cath eater? Russell Crowe, would be glad he ate her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boaby Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 Up here we have gallons of the stuff. Fucking loads of water. So you can all kiss my freshly washed arse ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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