Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 Moreover, the lazy swines who allow their innocent hounds to leave them rotting for me to tread in. Yes it is no wonder dogs look baffled when their honest owners scrape the stuff up is it? Since these turds are white I ought to spot them first, but that's not the point is it? I despair at modern Britain and its problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 Treading in dog shit of all colours and accidentally touching it and rubbing one's eyes, for example, may cause blindness – and numerous visits to an NHS GP surgery. Have you considered a National Express Coachcard, to help avoid walking and therefore reduce your chances of stepping in canine poo? The only problem this may pose is seeing the distinction between the two organisations. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 The only white dogshit you see these days? Leeds United! (copywrite Arthur Smith c. 1990) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: The only white dogshit you see these days? Leeds United! (copywrite Arthur Smith c. 1990) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 Dog turds ceased being white when dogs started eating shit about twenty five years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 On 7/30/2018 at 12:38 PM, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Moreover, the lazy swines who allow their innocent hounds to leave them rotting for me to tread in. Yes it is no wonder dogs look baffled when their honest owners scrape the stuff up is it? Since these turds are white I ought to spot them first, but that's not the point is it? I despair at modern Britain and its problems. Have you ever been to France? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 On 7/30/2018 at 1:13 PM, Cuntybaws said: Is this the 'one unfunny cunt' thread? Because he definitely is 'one unfunny cunt'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 On 7/30/2018 at 12:38 PM, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: I despair at modern Britain and its problems. Sorry , are you fucking serious? The last time I saw white dog shit I was about 12 years old. If you’ve got nothing to say shut your fucking pie hole and fuck off while you’re doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Sorry , are you fucking serious? The last time I saw white dog shit I was about 12 years old. I'm surprised this didn't trigger a hysterical response from you about how the 'white man' is also an allegedly rare beast in England these days. You one-trick pony, repetitive, cry-baby, fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 Pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 Isn't Tommy Robinson one of these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 19 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm surprised this didn't trigger a hysterical response from you about how the 'white man' is also an allegedly rare beast in England these days. You one-trick pony, repetitive, cry-baby, fucking cunt. An interesting response. You make a link ( which apparently only exists in my mind ) between white dogshit and white people. As usual you attempt to put words in my mouth. Just like you love to portray me as fat, gay etc. Notice I only take the piss out of your WORDS which you freely publish on here. I don’t need to make stuff up about you. You’re not very bright are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 19 hours ago, judgetwi said: An interesting response. You make a link ( which apparently only exists in my mind ) between white dogshit and white people. As usual you attempt to put words in my mouth. Just like you love to portray me as fat, gay etc. Notice I only take the piss out of your WORDS which you freely publish on here. I don’t need to make stuff up about you. You’re not very bright are you? You obviously don't do humour unless it is literal. Does being a fat gay cunt mean that you are incapable of understanding anything abstract? For example, do you only get a punchline if it has been shoved ten inches up your arsehole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 12, 2018 Report Share Posted August 12, 2018 White dog turds are now almost extinct in inner city areas as most owners do not give them bones to gnaw on It is the calcium that gives the whitish colour to their turds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 12, 2018 Report Share Posted August 12, 2018 6 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said: White dog turds are now almost extinct in inner city areas as most owners do not give them bones to gnaw on It is the calcium that gives the whitish colour to their turds Fascinating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 12, 2018 Report Share Posted August 12, 2018 A dab of cow-shit is a good remedy for cold-sores. It prevents you from licking your lips. As for White shit, any of you lot that have kept snakes as pets (or for whatever) will know that White shit is a fucking blessing when cleaning out your Boa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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