Decimus Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 Unfortunately, I live relatively close to the festering anal sore that is the ridiculously named "Great" Yarmouth. For completely unfathomable reasons known only to readers of The Daily Express, July and August sees the place awash with absolute fucking scum who make the locals appear like well adjusted, affluent members of society. I'm getting a first hand experience of this terrifying phenomena whilst on a train home after a quick trip into Norwich, and it is absolutely packed full of these time-warp pieces of shit. Despite the fact that no sane person has holidayed in GY since the 1970's and the advent of cheap foreign package holidays, swarms of these cunts are almost hanging out the windows, desperately clutching hold of handfuls of Sun Holiday 50p vouchers. All the usual suspects are here, pearly kings and queens straight off the London train, fucking stinking of poverty, shoulder-to-shoulder with their northern compatriots who are for the most part tattooed apes decked out in Doncaster Rovers t-shirts. If I had my choice, anyone too poor to even afford a weekend away in one of Withers' goose shit infested gites, would be summarily executed and buried with a fistful of Yarmouth rock shoved up their arse. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 I went to the races at Yarmouth once Fucking low class donkeys, ridden by midget cretins with the spatial awareness of a gored robot. That was the crowd - the racing itself was shit too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 So you live somewhere like Berney Arms or Reedham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 Nice to go on holiday to somewhere different. Pokey, tiny little places like you see on "Doc Martin". This summer has been hot, so no need to travel very far south. When you live in God's own county, it makes a change to see how the yokels live. Bit like having a steak at home, you occasionally fancy a beef burger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, sean5302 said: Nice to go on holiday to somewhere different. Pokey, tiny little places like you see on "Doc Martin". This summer has been hot, so no need to travel very far south. When you live in God's own county, it makes a change to see how the yokels live. Bit like having a steak at home, you occasionally fancy a beef burger. Welcome, sean. In future posts, please leave the banality to a minimum, and you'll do just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, sean5302 said: Nice to go on holiday to somewhere different. Pokey, tiny little places like you see on "Doc Martin". This summer has been hot, so no need to travel very far south. When you live in God's own county, it makes a change to see how the yokels live. Bit like having a steak at home, you occasionally fancy a beef burger. Fascinating. Although I’d have you down as more of a sausage lover. Lol lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 19 minutes ago, sean5302 said: When you live in God's own county, So where abouts in Cheshire do you live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 22 minutes ago, sean5302 said: Nice to go on holiday to somewhere different. Pokey, tiny little places like you see on "Doc Martin". This summer has been hot, so no need to travel very far south. When you live in God's own county, it makes a change to see how the yokels live. Bit like having a steak at home, you occasionally fancy a beef burger. I don't do well with folk from Yorkshire. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 37 minutes ago, sean5302 said: Nice to go on holiday to somewhere different. Pokey, tiny little places like you see on "Doc Martin". This summer has been hot, so no need to travel very far south. When you live in God's own county, it makes a change to see how the yokels live. Bit like having a steak at home, you occasionally fancy a beef burger. The North? Shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 What a miserable shower of bastards. Cunts, maybe. I know I'm going to feel at home here. I live just outside Leeds, a massive metropolitan city but with more parkland than anywhere else in the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 24 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't do well with folk from Yorkshire. Fuck off. Well, from what I've read of your stuff, you don't do well with folk from anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 12 minutes ago, sean5302 said: What a miserable shower of bastards. Cunts, maybe. I know I'm going to feel at home here. I live just outside Leeds, a massive metropolitan city but with more parkland than anywhere else in the UK. Fucking hell, that's fascinating! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 20 minutes ago, sean5302 said: What a miserable shower of bastards. Cunts, maybe. I know I'm going to feel at home here. I live just outside Leeds, a massive metropolitan city but with more parkland than anywhere else in the UK. I've always considered myself working class. Then I went to Leeds and now I consider myself royalty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 23 minutes ago, sean5302 said: parkland than anywhere else in the UK. Park or Paki? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 25 minutes ago, sean5302 said: Well, from what I've read of your stuff, you don't do well with folk from anywhere. Are you a student .. the sort that chants. "We're here! We're queer! We can't pay nine grand a year! .. you will go well as part of the clique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 11 minutes ago, Slippers said: Park or Paki? Are you thinking of Bradford? That's up the road a good bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 8 minutes ago, Slippers said: Are you a student .. the sort that chants. "We're here! We're queer! We can't pay nine grand a year! .. you will go well as part of the clique. No. When I went I got a maintenance grant and there were no tuition fees. That really winds the Snowflakes up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, sean5302 said: No. When I went I got a maintenance grant and there were no tuition fees. That really winds the Snowflakes up. Fuck me, just what the corner needed, another ancient cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 1 minute ago, scotty said: Fuck me, just what the corner needed, another ancient cunt. For an educated man, I thought you'd have had a better turn of phrase. Yes, I retired at 50, some years ago. I now seem to have time on my hands to wind folk up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 1 minute ago, scotty said: Fuck me, another ancient cunt. I thougt that you were "working" Yorkshire 40 years ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Slippers said: I thougt that you were "working" Yorkshire 40 years ago? Hmm. 40 years ago I'd be starting my first job. We used to have jobs here then. Now it's all queers who've come up from the south. Somebody looked atthem "funny" and the Police haven't got time to comfort them. They work for the DPP and suchlike here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 2 hours ago, sean5302 said: Nice to go on holiday to somewhere different. Pokey, tiny little places like you see on "Doc Martin". This summer has been hot, so no need to travel very far south. When you live in God's own county, it makes a change to see how the yokels live. Bit like having a steak at home, you occasionally fancy a beef burger. It's too early to say for sure, but you just might not be the very thickest new cunt this month. Counter-intuitive as it may sound, though, nobody's going to take you seriously until you get yourself a fucking avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: nobody's going to take you seriously until you get yourself a fucking avatar. I've got a suggestion: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've got a suggestion: Looks a bit young. How did you find your avatar ie someone much younger-looking than yourself Dec? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 1 hour ago, sean5302 said: Looks a bit young. How did you find your avatar ie someone much younger-looking than yourself Dec? Abysmal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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