Fucking Scum

[Guest sean5302]

In fact, how is Dec here? Whenever I go to Norfolk, people are surprised that my BMW hasn't got a power take-off and shackles for a plough.

Is it possible to post here, on a typewriter, from the library?

Genuinely surprised. Bootiful, ooh aah.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

57 minutes ago, sean5302 said:

In fact, how is Dec here? Whenever I go to Norfolk, people are surprised that my BMW hasn't got a power take-off and shackles for a plough.

Is it possible to post here, on a typewriter, from the library?

Genuinely surprised. Bootiful, ooh aah.

Its quicker to type with six fingers. 

[Decimus]

1 hour ago, sean5302 said:

In fact, how is Dec here? Whenever I go to Norfolk, people are surprised that my BMW hasn't got a power take-off and shackles for a plough.

I imagine that the bewilderment and incredulity was entirely on your part.

From the moment you ordered your first pint and bellowed "OW BLOODY MUCH?!" when faced with a £3.00 bill, to when you stared slackjawed at women folk going about their daily business without sporting black eyes or broken noses.

[Eric Cuntman]

15 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I imagine that the bewilderment and incredulity was entirely on your part.

From the moment you ordered your first pint and bellowed "OW BLOODY MUCH?!" when faced with a £3.00 bill, to when you stared slackjawed at women folk going about their daily business without sporting black eyes or broken noses.

Carpets, electricity, kids running around with shoes on their feet.

"they'll not fookin' believe this a't'ome"

[Ape™️]

1 hour ago, sean5302 said:

In fact, how is Dec here? Whenever I go to Norfolk, people are surprised that my BMW hasn't got a power take-off and shackles for a plough.

Is it possible to post here, on a typewriter, from the library?

Genuinely surprised. Bootiful, ooh aah.

Who the fuck are you?

[Decimus]

16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Carpets

Indeed, if you live in a rush-floored hovel, I can easily see why a room that has anything beyond an inch of animal dung to stand on would provoke such a feeling of wonderment.

Sean is the only person since the 1950's who gets excited over linoleum. I can imagine him down his local working men's club, inbetween moaning about the closure of the pits, declaring to his mates " 'Appen I saw a glimpse o'the 26th century in Norfolk, they walk in their 'ose on floors you could only dream of. Lino, it's the future, I tell thee."

 

[PANZER MURPHY]

1 minute ago, Iam Ape said:

Who the fuck are you?

Heya apey baby..have ya freed yerself from the punishment cupboard 

Laffin 

Panzerknacker 

[Ape™️]

3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Heya apey baby..have ya freed yerself from the punishment cupboard 

Laffin 

Panzerknacker 

Errrr yes Panzy, I have. It took a lot of effort, but I was desperate to get back on CC to read more of your utter shit.

[Eric Cuntman]

10 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Indeed, if you live in a rush-floored hovel, I can easily see why a room that has anything beyond an inch of animal dung to stand on would provoke such a feeling of wonderment.

Sean is the only person since the 1950's who gets excited over linoleum. I can imagine him down his local working men's club, inbetween moaning about the closure of the pits, declaring to his mates " 'Appen I saw a glimpse o'the 26th century in Norfolk, they walk in their 'ose on floors you could only dream of. Lino, it's the future, I tell thee."

 

'GAAAARLIC BREAD!?'

[PANZER MURPHY]

6 minutes ago, Iam Ape said:

Errrr yes Panzy, I have. It took a lot of effort, but I was desperate to get back on CC to read more of your utter shit.

Well don't you be all frettin..ol' panz baby is full of information an opinion n onny too willing to smear it up on these pages for yer viewing pleasure ..did ya push a spare key up the bumhole or YouTube some lock pic video's 

Panzerknacker 

[Cuntybaws]

5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

...nobody's going to take you seriously until you get yourself a fucking avatar.

@sean5302, I hope this choice heralds the imminent advent of a St Trinians-related nomination from you? It's been a while now since we last had the opportunity to post loads of pictures of schoolgirls flashing their gussets while actually remaining on topic.

[Guest Erroreptile404]

There's this great new fangled invention called a car ever heard of it? @Decimus

[Decimus]

Just now, EreptileDysfunction said:

There's this great new fangled invention called a car ever heard of it? @Decimus

Not as many times as I've heard that joke, you fucking cunt.

[Penny Farthing]

9 hours ago, sean5302 said:

Hmm. 40 years ago I'd be starting my first job. We used to have jobs here then. Now it's all queers who've come up from the south. Somebody looked atthem "funny" and the Police haven't got time to comfort them. They work for the DPP and suchlike here.

After you retired did you open a shop in Rotherham that sold surgical appliances and disability aids? Also about three or four years ago did you get a visit from a rather shifty Swedish gentleman? @Drew Peacock any chance that you can check this cunt out?

[Stubby Pecker]

50 minutes ago, Slippers said:

After you retired did you open a shop in Rotherham that sold surgical appliances and disability aids? Also about three or four years ago did you get a visit from a rather shifty Swedish gentleman? @Drew Peacock any chance that you can check this cunt out?

Any chance you could cable tie a heavy duty bin liner round your neck and jump into the Severn at Aust whilst holding a breeze block? 

[Penny Farthing]

4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Any chance you could cable tie a heavy duty bin liner round your neck and jump into the Severn at Aust whilst holding a breeze block? 

You first Craig.

[Stubby Pecker]

8 minutes ago, Slippers said:

You first Craig.

You've got thinner skin than an pack of lepers. 

Try a witty repost or perhaps something funny once in a while.

Failing that, the mainline at Crewe or Aust cliff

[Penny Farthing]

5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You've got thinner skin than an pack of lepers. 

Try a witty repost or perhaps something funny once in a while.

Failing that, the mainline at Crewe or Aust cliff

Can you say that again Craig?

[Penny Farthing]

7 hours ago, sean5302 said:

In fact, how is Dec here? Whenever I go to Norfolk, people are surprised that my BMW hasn't got a power take-off and shackles for a plough.

Is it possible to post here, on a typewriter, from the library?

Genuinely surprised. Bootiful, ooh aah.

You can use a stencil.

[scotty]

4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

@sean5302, I hope this choice heralds the imminent advent of a St Trinians-related nomination from you? It's been a while now since we last had the opportunity to post loads of pictures of schoolgirls flashing their gussets while actually remaining on topic.

Somebody call Neil's mrs, tell her to stand by with a mop and bucket. 

[ratcum]

6 minutes ago, scotty said:

Somebody call Neil's mrs, tell her to stand by with a mop and bucket. 

Imagine getting 'mop and bucket' and 'motte and bailey' mixed up Grottness.

Why you'd be just about to clear up that split cappuccino when fuck me, the Normans build a fortification next to the breakfast bar!

[Guest N/A]

13 hours ago, Slippers said:

Are you a student .. the sort that chants. "We're here! We're queer! We can't pay nine grand a year! .. you will go well as part of the clique.

Don’t forget they luv n###as. As well as queers and any other worthless fucking BBC indoctrinated social all inclusive everybodies great theme that students cling onto.   That will get you in the clique.

[Guest N/A]

On 7/30/2018 at 1:56 PM, Decimus said:

Unfortunately, I live relatively close to the festering anal sore that is the ridiculously named "Great" Yarmouth. For completely unfathomable reasons known only to readers of The Daily Express, July and August sees the place awash with absolute fucking scum who make the locals appear like well adjusted, affluent members of society.

I'm getting a first hand experience of this terrifying phenomena whilst on a train home after a quick trip into Norwich, and it is absolutely packed full of these time-warp pieces of shit. Despite the fact that no sane person has holidayed in GY since the 1970's and the advent of cheap foreign package holidays, swarms of these cunts are almost hanging out the windows, desperately clutching hold of handfuls of Sun Holiday 50p vouchers.

All the usual suspects are here, pearly kings and queens straight off the London train, fucking stinking of poverty, shoulder-to-shoulder with their northern compatriots who are for the most part tattooed apes decked out in Doncaster Rovers t-shirts.

If I had my choice, anyone too poor to even afford a weekend away in one of Withers' goose shit infested gites, would be summarily executed and buried with a fistful of Yarmouth rock shoved up their arse.

Surely when the scum get to great yarnmouth, they find all the hotels are already full of immigrants on benefits.  I suspect they just fall asleep in weatherspoons in a drunken stupor.     I hate everything about the seaside towns and their clientele.  Fucking awful places.  You must consider suicide daily living in such a shit hole.  When you haven’t posted for a couple of weeks we now know it’s got to you.

[Guest judgetwi]

On 7/30/2018 at 1:56 PM, Decimus said:

Unfortunately, I live relatively close to the festering anal sore that is the ridiculously named "Great" Yarmouth. For completely unfathomable reasons known only to readers of The Daily Express, July and August sees the place awash with absolute fucking scum who make the locals appear like well adjusted, affluent members of society.

I'm getting a first hand experience of this terrifying phenomena whilst on a train home after a quick trip into Norwich, and it is absolutely packed full of these time-warp pieces of shit. Despite the fact that no sane person has holidayed in GY since the 1970's and the advent of cheap foreign package holidays, swarms of these cunts are almost hanging out the windows, desperately clutching hold of handfuls of Sun Holiday 50p vouchers.

All the usual suspects are here, pearly kings and queens straight off the London train, fucking stinking of poverty, shoulder-to-shoulder with their northern compatriots who are for the most part tattooed apes decked out in Doncaster Rovers t-shirts.

If I had my choice, anyone too poor to even afford a weekend away in one of Withers' goose shit infested gites, would be summarily executed and buried with a fistful of Yarmouth rock shoved up their arse.

Typical brainwashed snowflake wanker. Has been conned into believing he is “educated” by the lifebeaten teachers struggling to get by one day at a time at the shit school he attended.

Having shot to the position of chief papershuffler and penpusher he realises that he will never be the rich patronising cunt who he so much wants to be.

Jesus, he hates the working class so much. He believes it was those cunts who held him back.....if only they had licked the arses of the liberal teachers just like he did. Then they would understand how great he is.

Of course they could always paint themselves black. Then our hero could sympathise with them as victims. Victims of history, of imperialism, of racism. If only our hero could explain himself to them before they stabbed him and nicked his phone.

”It’s food innit! Know what i’m chatting fam?”

[Decimus]

9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Surely when the scum get to great yarnmouth, they find all the hotels are already full of immigrants on benefits.  I suspect they just fall asleep in weatherspoons in a drunken stupor.     I hate everything about the seaside towns and their clientele.  Fucking awful places.  You must consider suicide daily living in such a shit hole.  When you haven’t posted for a couple of weeks we now know it’s got to you.

I don't live there you stupid fucking cunt, general vicinity does not indicate habitation. If it did, I'd have you ostracised and shot for living in Gloucester.