Penny Farthing Posted August 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If God had all this material, why the fuck was his son just a carpenter? Your forgot Karen Carpenter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 59 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If God had all this material, why the fuck was his son just a carpenter? Well he was hardly going to be the Roman Governor of Judea was he? Stupid 🐄.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: Well he was hardly going to be the Roman Governor of Judea was he? Stupid 🐄.. As a former Catholic and mind you alter boy who thought God was the shit, I can tell you right now it means fuck all,there's no god,all you got to look forward to is a blank empty space where your brain will get eaten by worms,your ravaged arsehole will get eaten by worms and clean the spunk out of your collon and you will be nothing,no arse rape,nothing,how you feel about that complete nothingness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Snowy said: As a former Catholic and mind you alter boy who thought God was the shit, I can tell you right now it means fuck all,there's no god,all you got to look forward to is a blank empty space where your brain will get eaten by worms,your ravaged arsehole will get eaten by worms and clean the spunk out of your collon and you will be nothing,no arse rape,nothing,how you feel about that complete nothingness? Who created the Big Bang? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Who created the Big Bang? J. Robert Oppenheimer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Who created the Big Bang? A system of atoms banging together then poof,like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: J. Robert Oppenheimer You are wrong there .. it was Derek Harding of 19 Windrush Crescent, Chudleigh Knighton on 22nd October 1934. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 It said that Punkers is known as The Tooth Fairy to his punters, as they find coins whilst they're grimacing and biting on his pillow. I cannot say if there's any truth behind this, but it's highly unlikely, as most of his punters are toothless OAPs such as Frank for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Who created the Big Bang? Mr Mtembe your Nigerian pimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Mr Mtembe your Nigerian pimp. Price: 22.00 RE: anus Today 07:41 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: J. Robert Oppenheimer I've recklessly squandered my likes again, Eric. Your post was historically factual and well deserving one or more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 On 8/27/2018 at 11:07 PM, DrCunt said: You're being overly generous there, Noaksie, that's just the recent history. Include inquisitions, 10's of thousands of "witches" burned, etc. etc. the list could go on, and on, and on. The Catholic church would be very hard pressed to claim that it has been good for anyone but the clergy themselves. So, well done to Punkers for being an advocate of one of the most corrupt, divisive, abusive and downright disgraceful organisations the world has known. A pestilence on the planet for almost two millennia. How’s the inquiry into the Catholic Church and the Cardinal going in Australia Southerncunt? Loads of deceitful Australian twats giving false statements and testimony in the hope of a bit of compensation money i’ll bet.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 19 hours ago, Snowy said: A system of atoms banging together then poof,like you. You haven’t explained who created the universe. Maybe you think it was Melvyn Bragg ? Please give references and workings with your explanation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: You haven’t explained who created the universe. Why would god need to rest on the seventh day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 54 minutes ago, Punkape said: How’s the inquiry into the Catholic Church and the Cardinal going in Australia Southerncunt? Loads of deceitful Australian twats giving false statements and testimony in the hope of a bit of compensation money i’ll bet.... No lots of nonces hiding in the Catholic church, world wide. Shame on you, your disgusting religion and your false god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: No lots of nonces hiding in the Catholic church, world wide. Shame on you and your false god. “Thou shalt not bear false witness”. Many evil bastards will lie about non existent abuse cheered on by perverse twats like yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: “Thou shalt not bear false witness”. Many evil bastards will lie about non existent abuse cheered on by perverse twats like yourself. WHY DID THIS FUCKING OMNIPOTENT GOD NEED TO REST ON THE SEVENTH DAY? Please explain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 10 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: WHY DID THIS FUCKING OMNIPOTENT GOD NEED TO REST ON THE SEVENTH DAY? Please explain! It was Sunday.....a day of rest. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: “Thou shalt not bear false witness”. Many evil bastards will lie about non existent abuse cheered on by perverse twats like yourself. That also applies to the fucking priests, nuns, cardinals and congregation members colluding in it you, filthy, perverse, evil, disgusting follower of a false god. Kill yourself you are a pointless waste of space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: That also applies to the fucking priests, nuns, cardinals. I would agree but many members of the clergy will be falsely accused. Incidently people like yourself are more likely to contract a venereal disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: I would agree but many members of the clergy will be falsely accused. Incidently people like yourself are more likely to contract a venereal disease. Far less likely than Catholic choir boys though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 I've mentioned this before, as it puzzles even the most steadfast of theologians: If indeed there is an ever-loving God, then explain Robbie Williams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 5 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Far less likely than Catholic choir boys though. I wouldn’t agree with that.You’re just being perverse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, nocti said: I've mentioned this before, as it puzzles even the most steadfast of theologians: If indeed there is an ever-loving God, then explain Robbie Williams. Did he play for Wales ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 22 minutes ago, Punkape said: I would agree but many members of the clergy will be falsely accused... Possibly a few instances but they will a fraction of genuine complaints. Of course, false accusations could have been minimised if the church authorities had dealt firmly with the matter and reported their findings to the relevant law agencies at the outset. Instead the church embarked on a policy of institutional indifference, cover-ups and putting its own interests before the victims they purport to serve. Its no good deflecting by complaining about false accusations - the church has only itself to blame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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