Guest N/A Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 I was watching the Telly this weekend and noticed several high profile noirs have got a full sleeve, I think they refer to it as, when a youth has his arm crayoned. In particular I find this passing fashion fucking ugly and low rent. However it passes into the fucking ridiculous when the blacks have their arms tattooed. What’s the fucking point? It’s like trying to sketch onto a brass rubbing with the same pencil. These cunts must spend thousands on crayoning their bodies and yet no one can fucking see anything. I noticed Terry Henry the footbalist has actually got both arms crayoned, which I find out of character for what I thought was a more sensible chap. Unfortunately he is now relegated to being a fucking French, Renault driving, chav, with two arms that look like they have been badly burnt in a bonfire as a child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 I'd like to tattoo twat onto your forehead,on topic pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Fucking dreadful nomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 This will be listed in the annals of the Bawsoleum as the worst nom of the century. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 (edited) While we're on the subject. Do cowboys have tattoos with regular ink? I believe it is referred to as Indian ink, which I can't imagine goes down to well. I'll get my stetson. MikeD is dead. Long live MikeD Edited August 28, 2018 by Drew P Pissflaps Poncey apostrophe wanted an appearance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 I seriously believe this mon was fabricated purely so the could use his favourite racist term: noirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Just now, Iam Ape said: I seriously believe this mon was fabricated purely so the could use his favourite racist term: noirs. I bet a peasant like you has loads of Tatts and you’ll parade them around Tesco with a dirty vest on. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: I bet a peasant like you has loads of Tatts and you’ll parade them around Tesco with a dirty vest on. lol. Fuck off and read some books on astrophysics, you deluded dunce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: This will be listed in the annals of the Bawsoleum as the worst nom of the century. I've already dispatched Mike Tyson to MC's country pile. He's planning to arrive at night so MC won't see him coming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: Fuck off and read some books on astrophysics, you deluded dunce. Hasn't Stubby written a few of those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Hasn't Stubby written a few of those? No, but he's certainly illustrated a few: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 46 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've already dispatched Mike Tyson to MC's country pile. He's planning to arrive at night so MC won't see him coming. MC rarely sees anybody coming (insert own blindfold/bukkake gag - ooer, missus). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 5 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Fucking dreadful nomination. You are fucking dreadful. It’s an observation. Nothing more. If a black comedian came out with it, everyone would fucking laugh their BBC bollocks off and give it a Fringe Award. You are such a fucking tiresome cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 5 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: This will be listed in the annals of the Bawsoleum as the worst nom of the century. You must like BBC. and I don’t mean the outdated out of touch television broadcaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 5 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: While we're on the subject. Do cowboys have tattoos with regular ink? I believe it is referred to as Indian ink, which I can't imagine goes down to well. I'll get my stetson. MikeD is dead. Long live MikeD You can’t call it Indian ink.... Stickers will have a fucking fit. You are being rascist. Despite it just being a NAME. He’s such a cunt. scared of his own millennialist shadow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 4 hours ago, Iam Ape said: I seriously believe this mon was fabricated purely so the could use his favourite racist term: noirs. Jundhi. Is my favorite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 4 hours ago, Iam Ape said: Fuck off and read some books on astrophysics, you deluded dunce. I bet Punk is right though. You have crayon all over your chav body don’t you Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I've already dispatched Mike Tyson to MC's country pile. He's planning to arrive at night so MC won't see him coming. He’s a good lad mike t. Someone said he’s got a fucking massive tattoo on his face, but I can’t see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Ollyboro said: MC rarely sees anybody coming (insert own blindfold/bukkake gag - ooer, missus). Olly. I have sincerely enjoyed your company on here over the past couple of years. However it has come to my attention that you are now a soppy cunt and the only one on here with a real photo on their profile. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said: Olly. I have sincerely enjoyed your company on here over the past couple of years. However it has come to my attention that you are now a soppy cunt and the only one on here with a real photo on their profile. Fuck off. You seem lively tonight, MC. Have you recently celebrated another lucrative deal? I can envisage you now, fervently prancing around your bespoke kitchen like Boycie, cracking open more bottles of ALDI Prosecco as you impress your Thai wife with your latest pub outfit for next weekend's vicars & tarts piss-up. Nouveau riche cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 6 hours ago, Wolfie said: You seem lively tonight, MC. Have you recently celebrated another lucrative deal? I can envisage you now, fervently prancing around your bespoke kitchen like Boycie, cracking open more bottles of ALDI Prosecco as you impress your Thai wife with your latest pub outfit for next weekend's vicars & tarts piss-up. Nouveau riche cunt. Actually, your words are closer to the truth than you might think. All except the Aldi thing, it’s a hiddious place. Never step foot in such a shit hole. Tesco finest is more my style and it’s not vicars and tarts, it’s the village Random Supper Party. Where you are randomly sent around the village on a four course meal, to various houses of people you do not know, with other people you do not know. It’s so you get to know other cunts in the village and be able to ignore them on purpose in the future rather than by accident. As for the deal, well the end of the three year lock in expired yesterday. The final swap over of all staff to the new company structure is formalized between now and November. Not that Roops thinks this is real because she’s a fucking thick cunt who forgets she lost the arguement of Cotswoldgate. I pick up another chunk of cash. So we celebrated with a nice meal From farmfoods, washed down with Artic Roll to splash out a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 On 8/27/2018 at 9:08 PM, Monumental cunt said: I was watching the Telly this weekend and noticed several high profile noirs have got a full sleeve, I think they refer to it as, when a youth has his arm crayoned. In particular I find this passing fashion fucking ugly and low rent. However it passes into the fucking ridiculous when the blacks have their arms tattooed. What’s the fucking point? It’s like trying to sketch onto a brass rubbing with the same pencil. These cunts must spend thousands on crayoning their bodies and yet no one can fucking see anything. I noticed Terry Henry the footbalist has actually got both arms crayoned, which I find out of character for what I thought was a more sensible chap. Unfortunately he is now relegated to being a fucking French, Renault driving, chav, with two arms that look like they have been badly burnt in a bonfire as a child. I never gave the topic much consideration, but upon a moment of reflective thought, what's the fucking point to it? It's like one of the buffoons suddenly thought he'd take up getting a sun tan. They should have been happy with their iron brand, and left it alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 On 8/28/2018 at 2:08 AM, Monumental cunt said: I was watching the Telly this weekend and noticed several high profile noirs have got a full sleeve, I think they refer to it as, when a youth has his arm crayoned. In particular I find this passing fashion fucking ugly and low rent. However it passes into the fucking ridiculous when the blacks have their arms tattooed. What’s the fucking point? It’s like trying to sketch onto a brass rubbing with the same pencil. These cunts must spend thousands on crayoning their bodies and yet no one can fucking see anything. I noticed Terry Henry the footbalist has actually got both arms crayoned, which I find out of character for what I thought was a more sensible chap. Unfortunately he is now relegated to being a fucking French, Renault driving, chav, with two arms that look like they have been badly burnt in a bonfire as a child. Loads of likes on this one. Have you no clue yet about what does and does not float cunts boats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 On 8/28/2018 at 5:11 PM, Punkape said: I bet a peasant like you has loads of Tatts and you’ll parade them around Tesco with a dirty vest on. lol. I bet you have two "full sleeves" and another one that say's "Llangollen" when you see your boyfriend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 18 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Loads of likes on this one. Have you no clue yet about what does and does not float cunts boats? Who gives a flying fuck what you cunts like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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