Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 On 9/19/2018 at 10:18 PM, Lord Punkape said: You silly working class cunt. You need a more appropriate title such as Guv or Gaffer.... lol. Fuck off peasant. Punkape. My counterpart agent in your neck of the woods (TdMM), has no idea of who you purport to be; as such it is my theory that you are nothing but a groundman or lawn mower operator for the great and good- my sort- whom you overhear and emulate, but unfortunately shall never, ever be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Punkape. My counterpart agent in your neck of the woods (TdMM), has no idea of who you purport to be; as such it is my theory that you are nothing but a groundman or lawn mower operator for the great and good- my sort- whom you overhear and emulate, but unfortunately shall never, ever be. Well that’s your opinion and you’re a chippy peasant unhappy with your lot. Lol. Peasants ye are and peasants ye remain.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Well that’s your opinion and you’re a chippy peasant unhappy with your lot. Lol. Peasants ye are and peasants ye remain.. It is not an opinion , merely a statement of fact. My croquet lawn needs a pre- autumn trim, can you see to it? thanks qc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It is not an opinion , merely a statement of fact. My croquet lawn needs a pre- autumn trim, can you see to it? thanks qc You can trim you civil partners pubic hair yourself whilst he’s shoving a croquet mallet up your arse.... Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Punkape said: You can trim you civil partners pubic hair yourself whilst he’s shoving a croquet mallet up your arse.... Fuck off. Your imagination is full of filth, typical repressed catholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 7 minutes ago, Archduke Noakes of Shoreha said: Your imagination is full of filth, typical repressed catholic. And his arse is full of African tadpoles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 12 minutes ago, Archduke Noakes of Shoreha said: Your imagination is full of filth, typical repressed catholic. Alf, I really like you. You’re very much like my old dad. Solid. Could you recommend a good book? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 10 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Well that’s your opinion and you’re a chippy peasant unhappy with your lot. Lol. Peasants ye are and peasants ye remain.. Punkape. May I add- can you take a little more care with your wet lipped proclamations and your aristocratic wanna be pish: tinker though I am, unfortunately for you I am genuinely six billion times better connected than your sorry cunt and it would behove you to note this. Particularly surrounding any mention of lordships or that kind of shite. My friend , aldred Drummond and I, as you are so well connected you will know his family own the bank on the strand, you feeble cunt, and I can tell you we fully intend to visit Svalbard next winter , the better to shoot polar bears , myself with a fine product from R Ward. For my own part, I have for a measly 38k been sized for a Tyrolean walnut stocked rifle with the nice fluted and twisted Streyr barrel , trigger and action by Accuracy International . You are a homo who lives in someone’s shed. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Punkape. May I add- can you take a little more care with your wet lipped proclamations and your aristocratic wanna be pish: tinker though I am, unfortunately for you I am genuinely six billion times better connected than your sorry cunt and it would behove you to note this. Particularly surrounding any mention of lordships or that kind of shite. My friend , aldred Drummond and I, as you are so well connected you will know his family own the bank on the strand, you feeble cunt, and I can tell you we fully intend to visit Svalbard next winter , the better to shoot polar bears , myself with a fine product from R Ward. For my own part, I have for a measly 38k been sized for a Tyrolean walnut stocked rifle with the nice fluted and twisted Streyr barrel , trigger and action by Accuracy International . You are a homo who lives in someone’s shed. lol Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 On 9/19/2018 at 10:14 PM, Archduke Noakes of Shoreha said: I am so not like Hitler and more akin to Karl Marx as you well know. Go suck a loaded Purdey and clean the trigger while you're at it. More like Harpo Marx. Honk honk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Punkape said: Peasant. A demonstration of your limp mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Peasant. I am posher than you, and I am Irish lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 18 minutes ago, Frank said: Alf, I really like you. You’re very much like my old dad. Solid. Could you recommend a good book? Try this one, frank. https://www.worldofbooks.com/en-gb/books/david-l-hayles/the-suicide-kit/GOR001403987?keyword=&gclid=CjwKCAjwio3dBRAqEiwAHWsNVRIxzeUD9PI5IHRd9dd7Dv1E58Jeld8HBucgDk5purgvxEIMCNH-5RoCaiEQAvD_BwE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 7 hours ago, Frank said: Alf, I really like you. You’re very much like my old dad. Solid. Could you recommend a good book? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: A demonstration of your limp mind. Limp cock more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 19 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: Fuck off. Is this your ball sac? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Punkape. May I add- can you take a little more care with your wet lipped proclamations and your aristocratic wanna be pish: tinker though I am, unfortunately for you I am genuinely six billion times better connected than your sorry cunt and it would behove you to note this. Particularly surrounding any mention of lordships or that kind of shite. My friend , aldred Drummond and I, as you are so well connected you will know his family own the bank on the strand, you feeble cunt, and I can tell you we fully intend to visit Svalbard next winter , the better to shoot polar bears , myself with a fine product from R Ward. For my own part, I have for a measly 38k been sized for a Tyrolean walnut stocked rifle with the nice fluted and twisted Streyr barrel , trigger and action by Accuracy International . You are a homo who lives in someone’s shed. lol 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Punkape. May I add- can you take a little more care with your wet lipped proclamations and your aristocratic wanna be pish: tinker though I am, unfortunately for you I am genuinely six billion times better connected than your sorry cunt and it would behove you to note this. Particularly surrounding any mention of lordships or that kind of shite. My friend , aldred Drummond and I, as you are so well connected you will know his family own the bank on the strand, you feeble cunt, and I can tell you we fully intend to visit Svalbard next winter , the better to shoot polar bears , myself with a fine product from R Ward. For my own part, I have for a measly 38k been sized for a Tyrolean walnut stocked rifle with the nice fluted and twisted Streyr barrel , trigger and action by Accuracy International . You are a homo who lives in someone’s shed. lol I preferred ‘glock’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Archduke Noakes of Shoreha said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm prevented from adding the suitable tome. I'm on a ASBO, courtesy of a spineless grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 48 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm prevented from adding the suitable tome. I'm on a ASBO, courtesy of a spineless grass. Don't worry about it, I'll do the dirty work for you in due course. However, we don't really need to inform the puntership of Franks utter poofery and extensive library on the subject. I suggest the queer cunt reads this in a vain attempt to avoid a dose of the really bad AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm prevented from adding the suitable tome. I'm on a ASBO, courtesy of a spineless grass. Lie low you pathetic weak little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 47 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm prevented from adding the suitable tome. I'm on a ASBO, courtesy of a spineless grass. You've got no one to blame but yourself, 'eavens. Frank is a smart-arse cunt who knows exactly how to get under someone's skin and takes great pleasure in causing hysteria. He feeds on it like a parasite. You should surely know by now that the best course of action is to simply make fun of his spindly legs and tell him to fuck off when he tries to get them around you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 25 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don't worry about it, I'll do the dirty work for you in due course. However, we don't really need to inform the puntership of Franks utter poofery and extensive library on the subject. I suggest the queer cunt reads this in a vain attempt to avoid a dose of the really bad AIDS Are you still good for Haytor on Monday mate? Only a couple of hours from Glawster .. M5, then A38 and come off at the Drumbridges roundabout .. I will be waiting. Take the turning on to the Liverton Road and look for a yellow T reg Triumph Dolomite Sprint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Are you still good for Haytor on Monday mate? Only a couple of hours from Glawster .. M5, then A38 and come off at the Drumbridges roundabout .. I will be waiting. Take the turning on to the Liverton Road and look for a yellow T reg Triumph Dolomite Sprint. Vinyl roof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Vinyl roof? I hever seen a yellow one without a vinyl roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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