southerncunt Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 Poorly dentitioned mouth breathing barely upright humanoids who appear to have drawn from a gene pool the depth of a fucking mirage aren't just restricted to quaintly named villages and towns in England either. The entire western suburbs of pretty much any city in Australia can furnish you with an elegant sufficiency of such unfortunately fecund creatures. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 9 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Poorly dentitioned mouth breathing barely upright humanoids who appear to have drawn from a gene pool the depth of a fucking mirage aren't just restricted to quaintly named villages and towns in England either. The entire western suburbs of pretty much any city in Australia can furnish you with an elegant sufficiency of such unfortunately fecund creatures. Even so. It's got to be better than here. This will be an Islamic state soon. The writing's on the wall. 'If you want to know who your rulers are, look to whoever you are not allowed to criticise.' Anyway, I'm coming to Oz. Can I work on your sheep farm? I promise I won't fuck them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Even so. It's got to be better than here. This will be an Islamic state soon. The writing's on the wall. 'If you want to know who your rulers are, look to whoever you are not allowed to criticise.' Anyway, I'm coming to Oz. Can I work on your sheep farm? I promise I won't fuck them. Anyway the kangaroos are a better shag. Don't poke the Koalas though they are all riddled with Chlamydia the cute faced dirty little slappers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Queefer said: Anyway the kangaroos are a better shag. Don't poke the Koalas though they are all riddled with Chlamydia the cute faced dirty little slappers. I wonder if Australian paedophiles rape Wallabies instead of kangaroos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wonder if Australian paedophiles rape Wallabies instead of kangaroos. Unlikely - the improbably named Pademelons are the smallest marsupials and provide the tightest ride - although their stature does slightly restrict their jumping ability Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Queefer said: Unlikely - the improbably named Pademelons are the smallest marsupials and provide the tightest ride - although their stature does slightly restrict their jumping ability You may be interested to climb on a Red Necked Pademelon which whilst resident in Queensland is a bigotted little fucker that voted for Trump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 On 10/3/2018 at 10:19 AM, Neil said: I'll see your Bishop fucking Auckland and raise you a Grate(sic) fucking Yarmouth I see your Yarnmouth with Evesham, and raise the stakes with The inbred, feril, gypsy encampment that is Shipston On Stour. The population is “rare”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: The entire western suburbs of pretty much any city in Australia can furnish you with an elegant sufficiency of such unfortunately fecund creatures. I fecund that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 12 hours ago, southerncunt said: Poorly dentitioned mouth breathing barely upright humanoids who appear to have drawn from a gene pool the depth of a fucking mirage aren't just restricted to quaintly named villages and towns in England either. The entire western suburbs of pretty much any city in Australia can furnish you with an elegant sufficiency of such unfortunately fecund creatures. A bounty of Bogans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 14 hours ago, southerncunt said: Poorly dentitioned mouth breathing barely upright humanoids who appear to have drawn from a gene pool the depth of a fucking mirage aren't just restricted to quaintly named villages and towns in England either. The entire western suburbs of pretty much any city in Australia can furnish you with an elegant sufficiency of such unfortunately fecund creatures. I spent a month cleaning circus tents as a backpacker in Logan (Bogan) Lee. Some of the characters and stories I’ve got from that month will last a life time. A litany of glue eaters that make any English yokel look like a fully qualified MENSA member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 There was something I was meaning to ask . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 8 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: There was something I was meaning to ask . We've all got plenty of questions we'd like to ask, such as why you're so fucking shit these days and can I fire a dump down your throat? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: There was something I was meaning to ask . Any danger of you meaning it to be entertaining? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Any danger of you meaning it to be entertaining? I've tried to goad the useless cunt into being half funny but I fear a combo of harrowing cooler experiences and a bad dose of wanger has put paid to the Quincy of old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 21 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: There was something I was meaning to ask . Burned out finished cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: Burned out finished cunt. Wonderful self analysis.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 On 10/4/2018 at 10:48 PM, southerncunt said: Poorly dentitioned mouth breathing barely upright humanoids who appear to have drawn from a gene pool the depth of a fucking mirage aren't just restricted to quaintly named villages and towns in England either. The entire western suburbs of pretty much any city in Australia can furnish you with an elegant sufficiency of such unfortunately fecund creatures. What are your thoughts on the south island of New Zealand? .. I have a friend who originates from Brockville near Dunedin .. she reckons that even the sheep there get depressed and lonely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 20 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: What are your thoughts on the south island of New Zealand? .. I have a friend who originates from Brockville near Dunedin .. she reckons that even the sheep there get depressed and lonely. The major native languages spoken in Nigeria represent three major families of African languages - the majority are Niger-Congo languages, such as Yoruba, Ibo, the Hausa language is Afro-Asiatic; and Kanuri, spoken in the northeast, primarily Borno State, is a member of the Nilo-Saharan family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Punkape said: The major native languages spoken in Nigeria represent three major families of African languages - the majority are Niger-Congo languages, such as Yoruba, Ibo, the Hausa language is Afro-Asiatic; and Kanuri, spoken in the northeast, primarily Borno State, is a member of the Nilo-Saharan family. I bet you can say "how much for sucky fucky?" In all those languages. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Punkape said: The major native languages spoken in Nigeria represent three major families of African languages - the majority are Niger-Congo languages, such as Yoruba, Ibo, the Hausa language is Afro-Asiatic; and Kanuri, spoken in the northeast, primarily Borno State, is a member of the Nilo-Saharan family. Why the sudden interest in everything Nigerian? Has your pimp trafficked you to Lagos and you're reading up on native customs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 On 10/6/2018 at 7:49 PM, Frank said: Burned out finished cunt. Shh, fucking gay cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 On 10/6/2018 at 9:50 PM, Lord Punkape said: The major native languages spoken in Nigeria represent three major families of African languages - the majority are Niger-Congo languages, such as Yoruba, Ibo, the Hausa language is Afro-Asiatic; and Kanuri, spoken in the northeast, primarily Borno State, is a member of the Nilo-Saharan family. You know how to beg for mercy in all of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 On topic I take your Bishop Aukland and raise you with the South coast's utter gem that is Lancing. Mong central. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 No, no, I'm not having this. I don't care about your bygone industry and deliverance towns. Minehead in the wind and rain when I'm out of downers is deeply traumatic. Especially when Suggs rolls into fucking Butlins. Another pitcher of Carling then at £15 a go. Pissed on then pissed right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 13 minutes ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: No, no, I'm not having this. I don't care about your bygone industry and deliverance towns. Minehead in the wind and rain when I'm out of downers is deeply traumatic. Especially when Suggs rolls into fucking Butlins. Another pitcher of Carling then at £15 a go. Pissed on then pissed right off. Shut up you fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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