Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 (edited) Having your dick filled is on the increase according to a report today on Victoria Derbyshire's tv show, as it seems that Musli-men in particular are flocking to clinics to undergo the procedure of having their wagglers injected with silicone to increase the thickness of their malfunctioning appendage. "I can feel a tingling sensation already" claimed Abdul (real name) as a surgeon(?) grasped his phallus with tweezers and went in with a 5mm needle and without any anaesthetics. Having splashed-out £3000 GBP Abdul was told to abstain from any sexual activity for two weeks, as he grimaced with discomfort and left the surgery. "It was worth every penny" he choked. "I could have saved £2000 by purchasing a DIY kit, but I wanted it done properly, in it." Isn't it ironic that the biggest pricks of this world seem to think that an extra 1/2 inch will gain them instant sexual appeal to the goat-cunted female Mushlicks with who they have an insatiable appetite for. Edited October 31, 2018 by 'eavensabove dropped a bollock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 6 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Having your dick filled is on the increase according to a report today on Victoria Derbyshire's tv show, as it seems that Musli-men in particular are flocking to clinics to undergo the procedure of having their wagglers injected with silicone to increase the thickness of their malfunctioning appendage. "I can feel a tingling sensation already" claimed Abdul (real name) as a surgeon(?) grasped his phallus with tweezers and went in with a 5mm needle and without any anaesthetics. Having splashed-out £3000 GBP Abdul was told to abstain from any sexual activity for two weeks, as he grimaced with discomfort and left the surgery. "It was worth every penny" he choked. "I could have saved £2000 by purchasing a DIY kit, but I wanted it done properly, in it." Isn't it ironic that the biggest pricks of this world seem to think that an extra 1/2 inch will gain them instant sexual appeal to the goat-cunted female Mushlicks with who they have an insatiable appetite to for. Actually 'eavans, this is a pretty good nom. My first reaction was to give you a 'like' (done), and surprise that no member has responded. Then it came to me. No cunt on here likes you. lol, vivre, and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 I had a penis extension Business Development Manager for my company for a couple of months in 2010. Was also, paradoxically, an arsehole too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 27 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Actually 'eavans, this is a pretty good nom. My first reaction was to give you a 'like' (done), and surprise that no member has responded. Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 28 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Actually 'eavans, this is a pretty good nom. As the biggest fucking cock on here, you're more than qualified to pass judgement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 28 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Actually 'eavans, ---------------------- no cunt on here likes you. lol, vivre, and fuck off. You are wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 Ape should have his head filled with Polyfilla the stupid fucking dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 What they do to make a penis smaller?, and no, I'm not talking about shrinking an erect penis by showing pictures of a mods. growler. I'm talking about a reduction because some people are just born lucky. I'm er......asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: What they do to make a penis smaller?, and no, I'm not talking about shrinking an erect penis by showing pictures of a mods. growler. I'm talking about a reduction because some people are just born lucky. I'm er......asking for a friend. Kitchen knife. But i wouldn't worry about it your cock is only 2 inches anyway. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Ape should have his head filled with Polyfilla the stupid fucking dickhead. Dear oh dear, you really are rattled, aren’t you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Having your dick filled is on the increase according to a report today on Victoria Derbyshire's tv show, as it seems that Musli-men in particular are flocking to clinics to undergo the procedure of having their wagglers injected with silicone to increase the thickness of their malfunctioning appendage. "I can feel a tingling sensation already" claimed Abdul (real name) as a surgeon(?) grasped his phallus with tweezers and went in with a 5mm needle and without any anaesthetics. Having splashed-out £3000 GBP Abdul was told to abstain from any sexual activity for two weeks, as he grimaced with discomfort and left the surgery. "It was worth every penny" he choked. "I could have saved £2000 by purchasing a DIY kit, but I wanted it done properly, in it." Isn't it ironic that the biggest pricks of this world seem to think that an extra 1/2 inch will gain them instant sexual appeal to the goat-cunted female Mushlicks with who they have an insatiable appetite to for. It's cheaper for them than buying vodka drugs and a taxi and moving up north . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 55 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What they do to make a penis smaller?, and no, I'm not talking about shrinking an erect penis by showing pictures of a mods. growler. I'm talking about a reduction because some people are just born lucky. I'm er......asking for a friend. A size 10, is no brag, once you realise that your measuring tape is not in inches but in centimetres. Anyway, some of us a are blessed in the inches department as is evident when we have to kick the drips off following a piss rather than slapping it against the urinal. As it happens (and just for the record) I once told my Dr that I had 3 balls in my scrote, but he said it was a load of bollocks. That's BUPA for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, Queefer said: It's cheaper for them than buying vodka drugs and a taxi and moving up north . I expect that 'splashing out £3000' in this instance means that Abdul come into some money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What they do to make a penis smaller?, and no, I'm not talking about shrinking an erect penis by showing pictures of a mods. growler. I'm talking about a reduction because some people are just born lucky. I'm er......asking for a friend. First, locate a rusty, dirt covered hand axe and a recently cut tree stump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 Don’t see why this procedure is not widely available at every Plumb Centre, Wickes and BQ for every knob interested, a fiver a pop. They buy silicon in bulk and could offer a good volume discount to every white van punter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What they do to make a penis smaller?, and no, I'm not talking about shrinking an erect penis by showing pictures of a mods. growler. I'm talking about a reduction because some people are just born lucky. I'm er......asking for a friend. Feed it into your office shredder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 8 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What they do to make a penis smaller?, and no, I'm not talking about shrinking an erect penis by showing pictures of a mods. growler. I'm talking about a reduction because some people are just born lucky. I'm er......asking for a friend. Asking for a friend is a bit of a lost cause on here. Unless you're a bummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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