Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 "My name is John. I love you and Jesus loves you ... Here is some fish!" Stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 No. You're the stupid cunt, you stupid cunt. Rather than nom. everyone you read about in the Mail OnLine try nomming something original that annoys somebody of your intellect, like "forgetting to use paper while wiping your arse ( again)." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: No. You're the stupid cunt, you stupid cunt. Rather than nom. everyone you read about in the Mail OnLine try nomming something original that annoys somebody of your intellect, like "forgetting to use paper while wiping your arse ( again)." "Pouring a pot noodle only to realise you hadn't taken the fucking lid off because you're a spastic. (Again.)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, nocti said: "Pouring a pot noodle only to realise you hadn't taken the fucking lid off because you're a spastic. (Again.)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 You bone idle trainspotting cow. 🐄🚂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: You bone idle trainspotting cow. 🐄🚂 Thank you Judge .. are you platform ending again at Paddington tomorrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: No. You're the stupid cunt, you stupid cunt. Rather than nom. everyone you read about in the Mail OnLine try nomming something original that annoys somebody of your intellect, like "forgetting to use paper while wiping your arse ( again)." Wake early and spend 22 hours a day reading the headlines in your "Bunty" magazine and using the blunderbuss principle to loose off hundreds of dumb shots in the 8.32% chance that something will hit a target. Sad lonely cuntery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 10 minutes ago, Queefer said: Wake early and spend 22 hours a day reading the headlines in your "Bunty" magazine and using the blunderbuss principle to loose off hundreds of dumb shots in the 8.32% chance that something will hit a target. Sad lonely cuntery. I'm phtographing a wedding next week Squeaker .. do you fancy helping out? .. I'll give you a fiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 I quite like this nomination. Sparsely filled, but this wanker definitely deserves a cunting. Good on the islanders that shot the silly cunt, a civilisation untouched by sky fairy influence and modern wank, and happy to be left the fuck alone. Long may they continue. All religious lunatics should be killed if they attempt to land on foreign shores, we should be shooting the Islamic zealots who turn up here spouting their hate filled fairy stories. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I quite like this nomination. Sparsely filled, but this wanker definitely deserves a cunting. Good on the islanders that shot the silly cunt, a civilisation untouched by sky fairy influence and modern wank, and happy to be left the fuck alone. Long may they continue. All religious lunatics should be killed if they attempt to land on foreign shores, we should be shooting the Islamic zealots who turn up here spouting their hate filled fairy stories. The time to eliminate backward, barbaric primitive heathens is ideally before there are a fucking billion of them living in our basements with access to explosives. That Richard the Lionheart cunt has a lot to answer for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Gamayun said: I'm phtographing a wedding next week Squeaker .. do you fancy helping out? .. I'll give you a fiver. The poor cunts. Happy to bring my machine gun and give the album a Peckinpah feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 Stupid bible bashing twat must have thought he was Dr Livingstone or something. We should hire those blokes and send them over to negotiate with Juncker and his mob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Gamayun said: I'm phtographing a wedding next week Squeaker .. do you fancy helping out? .. I'll give you a fiver. Do you do Bar Mitzvahs Leni ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The time to eliminate backward, barbaric primitive heathens is ideally before there are a fucking billion of them living in our basements with access to explosives. That Richard the Lionheart cunt has a lot to answer for. Speed read that as 'Richard Littlejohn' and you know what? It still made perfect sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 The thing that really pisses me off about this cunt is that he knew the Indian government had banned visits to the island because it's highly likely that they have no immunity from common illnesses like the flu. The prick fancied himself as modern David Livingston and now they've eaten him for dinner they will all fucking die anyway. On a lighter note, it's reported that this lot regularly enjoy orgies on the beach. Sounds like an exciting destination for scouse slags to visit instead of contaminating Benidorm. Bon appetit girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 22 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: The thing that really pisses me off about this cunt is that he knew the Indian government had banned visits to the island because it's highly likely that they have no immunity from common illnesses like the flu. The prick fancied himself as modern David Livingston and now they've eaten him for dinner they will all fucking die anyway. On a lighter note, it's reported that this lot regularly enjoy orgies on the beach. Sounds like an exciting destination for scouse slags to visit instead of contaminating Benidorm. Bon appetit girls. I find this ironic, as the last time I ate an Indian, it nearly killed me. Filthy dirt cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 Saw the photo and thought for a second it was that unfunny McIntyre cunt. Saw the word 'killed' and felt my spirits lifted. How fucking cruel this world can be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 American soft power - from the country that does not extradite its own citizens - at work... https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/nov/25/police-stake-out-area-where-american-killed-by-andaman-tribespeople These so-called missionaries are fucking real estate prospectors looking for the next multi million dollar resort development. They got their way in Yugoslavia and the Balkans. The Albanian coast is their next pot of gold after Croatia. The first hotel complex they build there will be called the John Chau Premier Inn Resort and Spa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 7 hours ago, Kunte Kinte said: American soft power - from the country that does not extradite its own citizens - at work... https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/nov/25/police-stake-out-area-where-american-killed-by-andaman-tribespeople These so-called missionaries are fucking real estate prospectors looking for the next multi million dollar resort development. They got their way in Yugoslavia and the Balkans. The Albanian coast is their next pot of gold after Croatia. The first hotel complex they build there will be called the John Chau Premier Inn Resort and Spa. I love it. Dependra Pathak goes from being a lollipop man to the Director General of law enforcement. The twat will probably have is head stoved in with Alan Chau's femur if he steps on that island. It's all gonna end in tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I love it. Dependra Pathak goes from being a lollipop man to the Director General of law enforcement. The twat will probably have is head stoved in with Alan Chau's femur if he steps on that island. It's all gonna end in tears. Resolve this by putting Punkape on the beach, naked, with his cock in one hand, a jar of vaseline in the other, and shouting 'you wouldn't be allowed in my club'. That would learn them fucking savages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I love it. Dependra Pathak goes from being a lollipop man to the Director General of law enforcement. The twat will probably have is head stoved in with Alan Chau's femur if he steps on that island. It's all gonna end in tears. CLEARLY THE AMERICANS DON'T HAVE A BIG ARMS DEAL WITH THESE ISLANDERS SO THEY CAN TAKE THE MORAL HIGH GROUND. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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