Earl of Punkape Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 SPOTY nominations A elite group of 6 nominees nicely gets Tyson Fury out of the way. At least no flids on the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 Lewis Hamilton looks a complete cunt dressed in curtains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Lewis Hamilton looks a complete cunt dressed in curtains. Lewis Hamilton looks like a complete cunt whatever he wears. Its his natural state of being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 Lewis Hamilton really is a berk dressed like a Liberace popinjay,tatts on his neck and fucking diamonds earrings....the complete twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Lewis Hamilton really is a berk dressed like a Liberace popinjay,tatts on his neck and fucking diamonds earrings....the complete twat. Oi! That's enough, Spunkers. Show some fucking respect You're talking about one of British sport's finest tax dodgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Lewis Hamilton really is a berk dressed like a Liberace popinjay,tatts on his neck and fucking diamonds earrings....the complete twat. Sounds your type. You didn't mention if he has an ostomy bag because his arse is a hollowed out cavern from years of membership in your private "Clubs." Poof. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 'personalities' within the world of sport are non-existent. This BBC bollocks will never attract my attention until a proper fucking sport like 'Dwarf Throwing' or 'Nailing the Nonce' becomes a national event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 Here we go...lifetime achievement award on a British Sports award programme goes to.........an American Lesbian. Fucking ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 Plenty of flids on the stage now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 It'll soon be dark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Neil said: It'll soon be dark You'll be opening your blinds for your evening self abusement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: It'll soon be dark They mostly come out at night..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: They mostly come at night..... Is that your NHS false teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 Has the winner been announced yet? I'm not interrupting the snooker to watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Has the winner been announced yet? I'm not interrupting the snooker to watch it. The “drug free” welsh cyclist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Has the winner been announced yet? I'm not interrupting the snooker to watch it. It was Michael Buble's microphone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 Poond o' shite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 Should have given it to his pharmacist for finding yet another way to cover up the supply chain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 17 minutes ago, Neil said: Should have given it to his pharmacist for finding yet another way to cover up the supply chain Quite right Neil, we're all told to believe in these cunts and for a while they're held up as super humans who are whiter than white. Then some shite comes out in the wash to explain their planet krypton style achievements. Brad "honest I'm not a cheat" Wiggins is the cunt who takes the biscuit. Every cunt loved this plank with a stupid haircut but it seems him and most of his sky teammates were bullshiting the rules so they could dose up on performance enhancing drugs by pretending they needed them medically. BTW, Wiggins has been praising lance Armstrong of late, there's a surprise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 When are they going to do the SPOTYOBOs? Give Sol Campbell something to aim for after Macclesfield have sacked the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Quite right Neil, we're all told to believe in these cunts and for a while they're held up as super humans who are whiter than white. Then some shite comes out in the wash to explain their planet krypton style achievements. Brad "honest I'm not a cheat" Wiggins is the cunt who takes the biscuit. Every cunt loved this plank with a stupid haircut but it seems him and most of his sky teammates were bullshiting the rules so they could dose up on performance enhancing drugs by pretending they needed them medically. BTW, Wiggins has been praising lance Armstrong of late, there's a surprise Better than giving Oscar Pistorius a leg up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Here we go...lifetime achievement award on a British Sports award programme goes to.........an American Lesbian. Fucking ridiculous. Ellen Degeneres? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 Ronnie O’Sullivan isn’t going to win this unless he plays The Masters in a fucking Mini skirt and high heels while announcing he is transitioning into a woman called Doreen. And Chef’s final century gets beaten by fucking netball. Cycling? Get to fuck. It might be jet lag, but this bullshit is giving me ball ache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Ronnie O’Sullivan isn’t going to win this unless he plays The Masters in a fucking Mini skirt and high heels while announcing he is transitioning into a woman called Doreen. And Chef’s final century gets beaten by fucking netball. Cycling? Get to fuck. It might be jet lag, but this bullshit is giving me ball ache. Some of those netballers we're serious, albeit ridiculously tall, clunge mind. Agreed on cooky, he'd have won if the public knew what cricket was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 15 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Here we go...lifetime achievement award on a British Sports award programme goes to.........an American Lesbian. Fucking ridiculous. And so you only missed-out by a whisker... Try a few more holes with your irons and put your name up again for next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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