King Billy Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, Foreskincheese said: Not at all Pen. Im very sociable in the right company xx LOL LOL LOL LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: LOL LOL LOL LOL Billy dickhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 10 minutes ago, Foreskincheese said: Whys that? You’re finished here. Off you go now. Run along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: You’re finished here. Off you go now. Run along. Big puffter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 53 minutes ago, Foreskincheese said: Whys that? You spelt it wrong for a start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 12 hours ago, Foreskincheese said: Is that what i get when i try to be civil with you? I do NOT like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 12 hours ago, Foreskincheese said: 12 hours ago, King Billy said: LOL LOL LOL LOL Billy dickhead Rattled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 The Beeb are trickling out the nominations for this year’s Shitefest, but even with only Broad and Hamilton in the hat, I think we can continue the tradition of denouncing the contest as an utter charade and politically influenced garbage. I imagine Captain Tom will win it, as the BBC had the rights to his garden. Bollocks to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 I could always live with the dichotomy of this having 'Personality' in the title (Steve Davis??? The fucking chalk has more personality!). I could even understand the politics involved and was glad the fishing dullards never got to glop off over Bob Nudd's attempts to win the thing after gerrymandering the vote back in the '90's Up to about 15 years ago, it'd always be an opportunity to review the best sporting events of the past year, pretty much unedited. So you got to see, say, Kriss Akabusi just killing Antonio Pettigrew in the final leg of the 4x400 relay at the World Athletics championships in 1991 and you'd go 'fuck yeah!' and get a momentary righteous glow of national pride. You'd get a montage of sporting cock ups, Red Rum dropping his guts all over the studio floor and that was it - 2 hours of nostalgia and real entertainment. I dunno when the editorial panel decided that wasn't good enough and we should have fast-cut edits, whirls, close ups of a goalpost, Eddie Butler channeling Laurence Olivier, Gary Lineker channeling Ricky Gervaise ('cept without the laughs), a fucking huge crowd and a show with more bombast and duration than Emperor Bokassa's coronation - with about as much interest for a British audience. I hope the entire cast get fucked to death by pigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 45 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I could always live with the dichotomy of this having 'Personality' in the title (Steve Davis??? The fucking chalk has more personality!). I could even understand the politics involved and was glad the fishing dullards never got to glop off over Bob Nudd's attempts to win the thing after gerrymandering the vote back in the '90's Up to about 15 years ago, it'd always be an opportunity to review the best sporting events of the past year, pretty much unedited. So you got to see, say, Kriss Akabusi just killing Antonio Pettigrew in the final leg of the 4x400 relay at the World Athletics championships in 1991 and you'd go 'fuck yeah!' and get a momentary righteous glow of national pride. You'd get a montage of sporting cock ups, Red Rum dropping his guts all over the studio floor and that was it - 2 hours of nostalgia and real entertainment. I dunno when the editorial panel decided that wasn't good enough and we should have fast-cut edits, whirls, close ups of a goalpost, Eddie Butler channeling Laurence Olivier, Gary Lineker channeling Ricky Gervaise ('cept without the laughs), a fucking huge crowd and a show with more bombast and duration than Emperor Bokassa's coronation - with about as much interest for a British audience. I hope the entire cast get fucked to death by pigs It'll be out of Hamilton for winning F1 (no personality) Rashford (has done fuck all on the pitch but did the school meals thing), some disabled person (ticks box) and...........? Anyone else done anything this year? No doubt they'll be slathering over that cheating little cunt Maradona. Complete shitfest presented by the big eared, tax dodging cunt Lineker and no doubt big nose Gabby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It'll be out of Hamilton for winning F1 (no personality) Rashford (has done fuck all on the pitch but did the school meals thing), some disabled person (ticks box) and...........? Anyone else done anything this year? No doubt they'll be slathering over that cheating little cunt Maradona. Complete shitfest presented by the big eared, tax dodging cunt Lineker and no doubt big nose Gabby. Oh God yeah I'd already forgotten about Maradonna and his hagiography that is going to hang over this twitching corpse like a damp shroud. I've never heard anyone, bar Peter Shilton, go 'he may have been a decent footballer but he'll basically remembered as a world-class cheat, ripped to the tits both on and off the field for most of his career'. I doubtvery much the BBC will dare tell it like it is in a couple of weeks time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It'll be out of Hamilton for winning F1 (no personality) Rashford (has done fuck all on the pitch but did the school meals thing), some disabled person (ticks box) and...........? Anyone else done anything this year? No doubt they'll be slathering over that cheating little cunt Maradona. Complete shitfest presented by the big eared, tax dodging cunt Lineker and no doubt big nose Gabby. They'll shoehorn Hollie Doyle in there for equality sake, pus it's been a bit of a thin year what with no Olympics and lockdown making everything fade into one dull blur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 On 26/11/2019 at 21:41, Guest Foreskincheese said: Yes you , are you fucking thick? On 26/11/2019 at 22:10, Guest Foreskincheese said: Is that what i get when i try to be civil with you? You’re not long for this forum my friend...what blood group are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: They'll shoehorn Hollie Doyle in there for equality sake, pus it's been a bit of a thin year what with no Olympics and lockdown making everything fade into one dull blur Who's Hollie Doyle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 37 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You’re not long for this forum my friend...what blood group are you? He's been dead for a year, dum-dum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who's Hollie Doyle? The person just been nominated as the next candidate for Sports Personality of the Year - as predicted by me 2 hours before it happened. Damn I'm good! Kiss my face!! Just wish my punting showed as much foresight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Jiggerycock said: The person just been nominated as the next candidate for Sports Personality of the Year - as predicted by me 2 hours before it happened. Damn I'm good! Kiss my face!! Just wish my punting showed as much foresight. 4th in the flat jockey's championship. Will Oisin Murphy get a nomination seeing as he won the fucking thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 4th in the flat jockey's championship. Will Oisin Murphy get a nomination seeing as he won the fucking thing? No a) Wrong number of holes b) Just been busted for nose candy and banned for 6 months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: The person just been nominated as the next candidate for Sports Personality of the Year - as predicted by me 2 hours before it happened. Surprisingly, not even a lesbian. Now what were the odds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's been dead for a year, dum-dum. Ffs! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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