Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, scotty said: Turn to gas mark 9 and climb in. Cretin. You're asking too much of the cunt. He's never got beyond mark 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 44 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: That's very kind, Panzy - these days I pop over to either Dublin or Belfast 2-4 times a year, usually just for the day. I never have alcohol in my coffees. If you're planning on going through with this, you may wish to add Rohypnol to the list of things you don't want in coffee. We may have had our differences in the past, but you've grown on me, and I'm sure none of us want to think of you tied to a filthy mattress in the back of a 12 yr old van, pinned down by a toothless, Guinness addled deviant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Ratty had a go at my Dr. Quim alt once, called me a boring fucker and told me to fuck off (Obviously Quim wasn't the charming character I've built Roadkill into over the years). When he does lash out the surprise can leave you shaking for days - I had to stay in bed and eat takeaways washed down with Tesco Lager for an entire fortnight. Laying in bed, eating takeaways and guzzling cheap lager? There may be other northerners reading this, and I think it's a bit cruel of you to be rubbing their noses in your affluent, privileged bourgeois lifestyle. For fucks sake don't let them know about the carpets, they'll be surrounding your house like the villagers at the end of Frankenstein. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Laying in bed, eating takeaways and guzzling cheap lager? There may be other northerners reading this, and I think it's a bit cruel of you to be rubbing their noses in your affluent, privileged bourgeois lifestyle. For fucks sake don't let them know about the carpets, they'll be surrounding your house like the villagers at the end of Frankenstein. Fuck 'em. I'm king around here - I have double glazing and they're all too malnourished to get through it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 By the way, I got a telescope today - what the fuck is the point of the things? After about ten minutes of fucking around with the thing I managed to actually find a star - I know it was a star because it looked exactly like the rest of the fuckers did that I could see without using the telescope in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: By the way, I got a telescope today - what the fuck is the point of the things? After about ten minutes of fucking around with the thing I managed to actually find a star - I know it was a star because it looked exactly like the rest of the fuckers did that I could see without using the telescope in the first place. Calculate the angular diameter of a Sol-sized star at a distance of 10 light years. Now multiply it by the power of your telescope, and then tell me why it still looks the same. Wait until morning and point it at the sun. Make sure to keep your eye as wide open as possible when you look at it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Calculate the angular diameter of a Sol-sized star at a distance of 10 light years. Now multiply it by the power of your telescope, and then tell me why it still looks the same. Wait until morning and point it at the sun. Make sure to keep your eye as wide open as possible when you look at it. Yes but the pictures on the box are clearly false fucking advertising. I might just make the thing into a novelty bong and sell it for twice the price on Gumtree... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: That's very kind, Panzy - these days I pop over to either Dublin or Belfast 2-4 times a year, usually just for the day. I never have alcohol in my coffees. Cobblestone bar in Smithfield beside the old Jameson distillery does the best irsh or Bailey's coffee..youd love it Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Speaking of ponys and their tails its a pity you only have one... reduces its chances of getting caught in some spinning piece of machinery Panzbaby Speaking of ponies, as a subhuman bog trotting cretin, I'm sure you turn a blind eye to your country men letting the odd one starve to death or beating the poor cunts to a pulp. Irish culture, isn't it great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Speaking of ponies, as a subhuman bog trotting cretin, I'm sure you turn a blind eye to your country men letting the odd one starve to death or beating the poor cunts to a pulp. Irish culture, isn't it great. Alas the practice of mistreating donkies is not exclusive to these parts..seems the dusky chaps have it down to an art if day time ads are anything to go by tim...you should plait yer pony tail into two bangs either side of your head..thereby doubling the chances of it getting caught in some whirring thing Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 55 minutes ago, Roadkill said: By the way, I got a telescope today - what the fuck is the point of the things? After about ten minutes of fucking around with the thing I managed to actually find a star - I know it was a star because it looked exactly like the rest of the fuckers did that I could see without using the telescope in the first place. If you're looking at stars with it, you've obviously passed the 'Wanking over the neighbours in the dark' stage. I Have a pair of Zeiss binoculars for such purposes. Excellent focus and stability during the inevitable shaking and heavy breathing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you're looking at stars with it, you've obviously passed the 'Wanking over the neighbours in the dark' stage. I Have a pair of Zeiss binoculars for such purposes. Excellent focus and stability during the inevitable shaking and heavy breathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Made all the more disturbing because I'm listening to Back in Black right now... What should I do for my next picture, CB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: By the way, I got a telescope today - what the fuck is the point of the things? After about ten minutes of fucking around with the thing I managed to actually find a star - I know it was a star because it looked exactly like the rest of the fuckers did that I could see without using the telescope in the first place. It's not a fucking scope but an XXL anal dilator you cunt. Turn it to Warp Factor 9 after checking with Scotty that he can supply enough power. Always a prob when you're feeding the meter with fake coins. Yoy fucking moody cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What should I do for my next picture, CB? White Rabbit In A Snowstorm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 Just now, Kunte Kinte said: It's not a fucking scope but an XXL anal dilator you cunt. Turn it to Warp Factor 9 after checking with Scotty that he can supply enough power. Always a prob when you're feeding the meter with fake coins. Yoy fucking moody cunt. Sorry Cuntman - pleade forward to the original spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you're planning on going through with this, you may wish to add Rohypnol to the list of things you don't want in coffee. We may have had our differences in the past, but you've grown on me, and I'm sure none of us want to think of you tied to a filthy mattress in the back of a 12 yr old van, pinned down by a toothless, Guinness addled deviant. Thank you kindly for your concern. In the highly unlikely event I meet up with any punter, rest assured I am extremely security conscious and do not take unnecessary risks with my personal safety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Movie references. Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Thank you kindly for your concern. In the highly unlikely event I meet up with any punter, rest assured I am extremely security conscious and do not take unnecessary risks with my personal safety. You’d be tooled up? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Thank you kindly for your concern. In the highly unlikely event I meet up with any punter, rest assured I am extremely security conscious and do not take unnecessary risks with my personal safety. Also a danger that their bodies might be dumped late at night somewhere on the Great Orme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: You’d be tooled up? Stanley in one hand, claw hammer in the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Kunte Kinte said: Stanley in one hand, claw hammer in the other. Is Stanley your civil partner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 1 minute ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Is Stanley your civil partner? Jack the knife is yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 35 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Thank you kindly for your concern. In the highly unlikely event I meet up with any punter, rest assured I am extremely security conscious and do not take unnecessary risks with my personal safety. Splendid. As you were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 24 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: You’d be tooled up? The most nerve-wracking three days of my life was in Maracaibo and to use the vernacular, I was packing heat - completely unnecessary IMO as my employers also provided a security detail, who I was reliably informed, would look after me. They did look very capable and was reassured by how calm they were, almost nonchalant in fact. Nonetheless, I was pleased when I left the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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