Neil Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 Having just had the misfortune of finding myself amongst the throng of shoppers in Norwich I am amazed at the number of Z factor cunts out there thinking that they're any good at performing whatever fucking shite they 'specialise' in,one such cunt looked like Ray Winstone plus tattoos but thought he was one of the Rat Pack and perched on a mini stage proceeded to murder every last mother fucking one of their back catalogue.Add this to the pervy little cunt that is Norwich Puppet Man(google it if you dont believe me) and it made an already fucking depressing experience even more miserable. Yo fucking ho ho.Cunts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 Just now, Neil said: Having just had the misfortune of finding myself amongst the throng of shoppers in Norwich I am amazed at the number of Z factor cunts out there thinking that they're any good at performing whatever fucking shite they 'specialise' in,one such cunt looked like Ray Winstone plus tattoos but thought he was one of the Rat Pack and perched on a mini stage proceeded to murder every last mother fucking one of their back catalogue.Add this to the pervy little cunt that is Norwich Puppet Man(google it if you dont believe me) and it made an already fucking depressing experience even more miserable. Yo fucking ho ho.Cunts Come back Marigold, you fucking loony cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 Have you ever 'performed' in the street, Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Come back Marigold, you fucking loony cunt. He made Puppet Man look fucking normal.well as normal as you can be from Norwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, cooze said: Have you ever 'performed' in the street, Neil? Not in the street but certainly 'Al fresco' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 21 minutes ago, Neil said: 'Al fresco' Is that some foreign lingo for a 'back scuttle' behind a bus shelter, or is that the name of the recipient? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, Neil said: He made Puppet Man look fucking normal.well as normal as you can be from Norwich I had to pick up a colleague from Norwich city centre about 20 ish years ago. I was hopelessly lost on a bit of one way system, and I noticed a grinning black man with yellow gloves and his trousers tucked into wellies, directing traffic through the lights. After finding the cunt I was picking up, we stopped at a little cafe for a bacon sarnie and asked the cafe owner about him. She said he was a 'local eccentric', which I took to mean, a harmless, affable nutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Decimus Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had to pick up a colleague from Norwich city centre about 20 ish years ago. It hasn't changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 On 17/12/2018 at 17:56, Eric Cuntman said: I had to pick up a colleague from Norwich city centre about 20 ish years ago. I was hopelessly lost on a bit of one way system, and I noticed a grinning black man with yellow gloves and his trousers tucked into wellies, directing traffic through the lights. After finding the cunt I was picking up, we stopped at a little cafe for a bacon sarnie and asked the cafe owner about him. She said he was a 'local eccentric', which I took to mean, a harmless, affable nutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 Here's one in black and white......or was it just a grey old day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 Just now, Neil said: Here's one in black and white......or was it just a grey old day? That's the fella. I was going to ask him directions, and then saw the expression on his face, I concluded that rational questioning probably wouldn't yield a result. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the fella. I was going to ask him directions, and then saw the expression on his face, I concluded that rational questioning probably wouldn't yield a result. You would get the same result today from most of the cunts walking around Grapes Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: Here's one in black and white......or was it just a grey old day? It's Dion fucking Dublin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 I also happened to take a rare foray into Norwich today. The aforementioned cat strangler didn't happen to be in the Back of the Inns area, near to the entrance to the Castle Mall? There was one there that was fucking dreadful. No sign of the puppet weirdo though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 11 minutes ago, DrCunt said: It's Dion fucking Dublin! Could be any of 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Neil said: Mo Farrah's dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Neil said: Here's one in black and white......or was it just a grey old day? Prince "I godda horse" Monolulu. Google him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Mo Farrah's dad David “my friend died in Grenfell” Lammy surely? Justice for the Windrush Generation ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 7 hours ago, cooze said: Have you ever 'performed' in the street, Neil? I think Neil could be the Norwich Puppet Man, the connection is easy to see, both are not entertaining. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 5 hours ago, Fender777 said: I think Neil could be the Norwich Puppet Man, the connection is easy to see, both are not entertaining. There is no way any human being could sustain the required wrist action to animate the puppets to an Elvis Greatest Hits CD then go home to pleasure themselves the number of times that Neil does. Although I would say that the 'puppets' do look remarkably similar to a pair of slightly sparkly, crusty socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 8 hours ago, Fender777 said: I think Neil could be the Norwich Puppet Man, the connection is easy to see, both are not entertaining. You sure it isn't Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 15 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: You sure it isn't Judge? Hard to believe, but old hairy arse has more entertainment value...just about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 On 12/17/2018 at 5:39 PM, Neil said: Having just had the misfortune of finding myself amongst the throng of shoppers in Norwich I am amazed at the number of Z factor cunts out there thinking that they're any good at performing whatever fucking shite they 'specialise' in,one such cunt looked like Ray Winstone plus tattoos but thought he was one of the Rat Pack and perched on a mini stage proceeded to murder every last mother fucking one of their back catalogue.Add this to the pervy little cunt that is Norwich Puppet Man(google it if you dont believe me) and it made an already fucking depressing experience even more miserable. Yo fucking ho ho.Cunts Hitler would have cleared the streets of Norwich of such street performing vermin. i blame Winston Churchill. What a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 On 12/17/2018 at 6:12 PM, Neil said: Here's one in black and white......or was it just a grey old day? I can see a pair of wellness and a white polo shirt. Nothing else. Absolutely nothing else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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