Eric Cuntman Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm sat in my mistress's PCH Ford Focus car at Sheringham Tescos. She's gone in to buy me southern fried chicken mini fillets and sweet potato fries, plus a mini bottle of own brand sauvignon blanc. I won't go in with her partly because I can't risk being seen by anyone, but mainly because she looks a bit like Cathy Tyson and I refuse to be seen in public with it. Cathy Tyson 'Mona Lisa', or Cathy Tyson now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm sat in my mistress's PCH Ford Focus car at Sheringham Tescos. She's gone in to buy me southern fried chicken mini fillets and sweet potato fries, plus a mini bottle of own brand sauvignon blanc. I won't go in with her partly because I can't risk being seen by anyone, but mainly because she looks a bit like Cathy Tyson and I refuse to be seen in public with it. I once went out with a sweet lady 12 years my senior whilst working in the microfilm department of Bejam’s in ‘85. All I can remember is that she had huge tits, a gammy arm from a council house fire, and she treated me to a week in Corfu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cathy Tyson 'Mona Lisa', or Cathy Tyson now? Band of Gold Cathy Tyson, I'm a sucker for a grubby Black in fishnets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: The leaderboard is rigged Eric. You and LCS each gave me a like on two separate topics yet my overall count went DOWN by one! I want it gone. Not that I actually care, but if it's going to be shit, then what's the point? You can't see the leader board on the phone, so I don't have a clue who's top. So all this is lost on.me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You can't see the leader board on the phone, so I don't have a clue who's top. So all this is lost on.me. I'm on a fucking iPhone 5 and I can see it. How the fuck are you using the internet with a Nokia 3310? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: You can't see the leader board on the phone, so I don't have a clue who's top. So all this is lost on.me. Yeah you can. Go to the main page and scroll down until you see "popular contributers" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cathy Tyson 'Mona Lisa', or Cathy Tyson now? More like Mike Tyson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: More like Mike Tyson. They all look the same to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Shows what I know about the cunting thing, and why I have no place on it! I know if I were to ask there would be SOME spacky reason why it couldn't be done, but I'd divide all my likes between you, Decs, Roadie, Eavens and Stubbs. Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Yeah you can. Go to the main page and scroll down until you see "popular contributers" I can see that but I can't see the table for likes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Thanks! Have a freebie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I can see that but I can't see the table for likes Strange. You might need to update your browser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Strange. You might need to update your browser. In pikey terms, Roadie... @camberwell gypsy go steal a new phone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: In pikey terms, Roadie... @camberwell gypsy go steal a new phone! Wiz, tut tut tut. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wiz, tut tut tut. As if the thought hadn't already crossed over into planning phase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 27 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: As if the thought hadn't already crossed over into planning phase. @camberwell gypsy would never steal anything .. she might charm it off the shelf, but stealing is something that she would never do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 Fun though it is to stroll with you all down Guttergob Alley, wend through Random Insult Street and feed the tollbooths at the League Leader Turnpike (who knew they existed, eh? Well flip my hat!) is there even the remotest chance of getting this shit emporium back on track? It's got that 'Russian freighter stuck off Falmouth' vibe about it at present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's like the Nexus, from Star Trek Generations, once you've been there, all you can think of is getting back. Ask @Decimus, or Whoopi Goldberg. Ask Decs, or Whoopi Goldberg? Your use of a comma suggests you've identified our alleged Norwich dwelling colleague as an aging dreadlocked sooty one? If so, reported for doxing- leave the black Jew alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Thanks! To be fair you've been fucking shit of late. Put down the bong, put the admirals hat on and start being a horrible cunt again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ask Decs, or Whoopi Goldberg? Your use of a comma suggests you've identified our alleged Norwich dwelling colleague as an aging dreadlocked sooty one? If so, reported for doxing- leave the black Jew alone Keep it to yourself. If it comes to light that Decs occasionally wears a nuns habit, he might find himself being raped at hammer-point by a man in white dungarees. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: To be fair you've been fucking shit of late. Put down the bong, put the admirals hat on and start being a horrible cunt again. I have joined the religion of peas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I have joined the religion of peas! You're an has bean, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 1 hour ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: You're an has bean, You are an old fruit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: To be fair you've been fucking shit of late. Put down the bong, put the admirals hat on and start being a horrible cunt again. Nothing to do with the bong and everything to do with having a lot of work on, paying my taxes so the workshy and window lickers can be paid benefits and carry on posting on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2021 Report Share Posted January 29, 2021 On 18/12/2018 at 19:02, Decimus said: I'm sat in my mistress's PCH Ford Focus car at Sheringham Tescos. She's gone in to buy me southern fried chicken mini fillets and sweet potato fries, plus a mini bottle of own brand sauvignon blanc. I won't go in with her partly because I can't risk being seen by anyone, but mainly because she looks a bit like Cathy Tyson and I refuse to be seen in public with it. @Decimus... I'm starting to think you're right. I'm becoming Cuntybaws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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