Dyslexic cnut Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The king of them all? .... Bob Monkhouse. Any other deceased cunts that you converse with Eric. Can you get John Lennon on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Any other deceased cunts that you converse with Eric. Can you get John Lennon on here? I just told you elsewhere. Trying to kill Harold with words is futile. It's like trying to fight a tsunami with a water pistol. Leave him be and take pleasure in his lunacy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I just told you elsewhere. Trying to kill Harold with words is futile. It's like trying to fight a tsunami with a water pistol. Leave him be and take pleasure in his lunacy. Ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 23 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Ffs. I don't care where you bought your sofa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 28 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Any other deceased cunts that you converse with Eric. Can you get John Lennon on here? Raspberry flids forever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't care where you bought your sofa. Robbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Robbed. I hope you stole it before they dropped the price for the January sale. I would feel cheated if I nicked a discounted settee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I just told you elsewhere. Trying to kill Harold with words is futile. It's like trying to fight a tsunami with a water pistol. Leave him be and take pleasure in his lunacy. You savaged me for far less than this helmet’s conduct. 2 months to stem the bleeding incidentally, carpet and bedsheets ruined and you give him a pass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I hope you stole it before they dropped the price for the January sale. I would feel cheated if I nicked a discounted settee. I got mine for a hefty discount. It’s proved to be very comfortable after Mrs Cnut hoovered the broken glass off the cushions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: You savaged me for far less than this helmet’s conduct. 2 months to stem the bleeding incidentally, carpet and bedsheets ruined and you give him a pass? I've savaged him too. And so has everybody else. He's immune though. So stop whining because you think one of the other kids is getting preferential treatment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've savaged him too. And so has everybody else. He's immune though. So stop whining because you think one of the other kids is getting preferential treatment. Understood. On a more serious and disturbing note, have you looked outside tonight because I think there’s a sheep with a PhD in my back garden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Understood. On a more serious and disturbing note, have you looked outside tonight because I think there’s a sheep with a PhD in my back garden? You're going to get raped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're going to get raped. I’ll try to drain him before he gets to you and @Roadkill. It’s the least I can d................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 9, 2021 Report Share Posted February 9, 2021 you've got to laugh at all these women complaining about their relationships with Marilyn Manson. It's a bit like marrying the Devil, then moaning when he doesn't trim his toenails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted February 9, 2021 Report Share Posted February 9, 2021 7 hours ago, ratcum said: you've got to laugh at all these women complaining about their relationships with Marilyn Manson. It's a bit like marrying the Devil, then moaning when he doesn't trim his toenails I think Bill Hicks did a sketch about this. His argument is that women's egos are so immense, that however "bad" the bad lad is, they always think "I can change him". In fact, here it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted February 9, 2021 Report Share Posted February 9, 2021 8 hours ago, ratcum said: you've got to laugh at all these women complaining about their relationships with Marilyn Manson. It's a bit like marrying the Devil, then moaning when he doesn't trim his toenails Everyone who was parent to a teenage goth in the 90s are definitely now having the see i told you he was a nonce chat, and you thought rock sound and kerrang new better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 9, 2021 Report Share Posted February 9, 2021 15 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Satan has cut the feed down there with his poker. Pucker up, cripple. Decipher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 9, 2021 Report Share Posted February 9, 2021 51 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Decipher? No, Lucifer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 In case you've forgotten this talentless, mouthy waste of fucking space is on TV tonight being interviewed by that talentless, mouthy waste of fucking space, Piers Morgan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 8 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: In case you've forgotten this talentless, mouthy waste of fucking space is on TV tonight being interviewed by that talentless, mouthy waste of fucking space, Piers Morgan. Piers Morgan and Gemma Collins sat a few feet from each other. I hope the studio audience includes a gantry sniper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Piers Morgan and Gemma Collins sat a few feet from each other. I hope the studio audience includes a gantry sniper. It's not possible to sit anything other than a few feet from the GC, she's that fucking fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 28 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's not possible to sit anything other than a few feet from the GC, she's that fucking fat. I can't wait for Gemma to come back in her new series. My God I worship that Essex goddess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I can't wait for Gemma to come back in her new series. My God I worship that Essex goddess. Primitive humans worshipped the moon. Which also generates its own gravity field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Primitive humans worshipped the moon. Which also generates its own gravity field. Without gravity everything would fly up - except your cock Eric which is permanently flaccid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Piers Morgan and Gemma Collins sat a few feet from each other. I hope the studio audience includes a gantry sniper. Better still a flamethrower. The porcine Collins could make a 100 weight of, albeit orange, marshmallows or simply provide a delicious hog roast for the crew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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