Last Cunt Standing Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Megs is 2cm dilated according to her Twitter feed. Standby for endless coverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 And now the British Taxpayer has yet another suckling mouth at the teet. Huzzah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 On 04/05/2019 at 16:28, Cuntybaws said: I'd have more time for him if, instead of shooting birds, he put crippled ex-servicemen out of their misery instead of entering them into the circus of the Invictus games. 😮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Megs is 2cm dilated according to her Twitter feed. Standby for endless coverage. I'm not sure we need to know what the ginger bastard has done to her arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 They've got the TV on BBC news in the hotel foyer here. Endless fucking spool showing the royals and fawning cunts telling us how wonderful it all is. Thankfully it's a 5 star hotel, so not full of lobster red, forelock tugging working class cunts drooling "ooh isn't wonderful" The name? My moneys on Dre. Dre Windsor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They've got the TV on BBC news in the hotel foyer here. Endless fucking spool showing the royals and fawning cunts telling us how wonderful it all is. Thankfully it's a 5 star hotel, so not full of lobster red, forelock tugging working class cunts drooling "ooh isn't wonderful" The name? My moneys on Dre. Dre Windsor Fuck off, I've got £100 on Winston Wogley Windsor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Who gives a fuck, I for one certainly don't. Some D list septic celebrity has married into the lizard people and now the ginger bullet Dodger has knocked her up. Its not gonna affect me or most others one iota, my only real interest is how much of the tar brush, will the sprog be shaded with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Its a scale between Lionel Richie to Idi Amin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 14 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Its a scale between Lionel Richie to Idi Amin. I bet you've been thinking about it All night long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 15 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Its a scale between Lionel Richie to Idi Amin. You sure you dont mean Lionel Blair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 49 minutes ago, DrCunt said: I'm not sure we need to know what the ginger bastard has done to her arsehole. Dr Cunt, at your cervix. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Megs is 2cm dilated according to her Twitter feed. Standby for endless coverage. That's not her dilation measurement, it's her waist size. bobble-head Lena Zavaroni cunt makes me fucking sick. Although, clearly not as frequently as she makes herself sick. I'm not a doctor, but even I can see that she's not physically capable of carrying a baby. I'm guessing a series of prosthetic bumps, then behind closed doors and wheel out the selected infant, sold by a desperate slag. Who will overdose 'accidentally' soon after, well, before she runs out of money and sells the story to the press anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's not her dilation measurement, it's her waist size. bobble-head Lena Zavaroni cunt makes me fucking sick. Although, clearly not as frequently as she makes herself sick. I'm not a doctor, but even I can see that she's not physically capable of carrying a baby. I'm guessing a series of prosthetic bumps, then behind closed doors and wheel out the selected infant, sold by a desperate slag. Who will overdose 'accidentally' soon after, well, before she runs out of money and sells the story to the press anyway. The little Cunt has been announced as a boy, but there is a fairly high probability, judging by the so called ‘mothers’ strange behaviour so far, such as trying to do everything differently than Royal convention dictates that within a couple of years the ‘Prince’ whatever fuckin ridiculous name she gives it will be re-announced as a ‘Princess’ thereby satisfying her fucked up Hollywood ego and humiliating her husband and family on a scale never before imagined. I can’t wait. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: The little Cunt has been announced as a boy, but there is a fairly high probability, judging by the so called ‘mothers’ strange behaviour so far, such as trying to do everything differently than Royal convention dictates that within a couple of years the ‘Prince’ whatever fuckin ridiculous name she gives it will be re-announced as a ‘Princess’ thereby satisfying her fucked up Hollywood ego and humiliating her husband and family on a scale never before imagined. I can’t wait. I'm predicting that as with every cunt who's slightly mixed race, it will identify as fully black, and will be a rapper by the age of 13. The second that the royal family went multicultural, it reduced itself to the level of the Beckhams. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm predicting that as with every cunt who's slightly mixed race, it will identify as fully black, and will be a rapper by the age of 13. The second that the royal family went multicultural, it reduced itself to the level of the Beckhams. You can already smell the ganja and jerk chicken throughout Windsor. Harry’s little ginger winkle must have come as a slight disappointment to her on first inspection, What with the ‘Big Bamboos’ she had been accustomed to getting up close and friendly with in Hollywood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Leave Meghan alone, she kept up a full "work" diary till last month, and even managed to fly to Hollywood for her baby shower. How many of you fucking plebs would do that! I imagine it can't be easy living the life of a princess and being waited on hand and foot 24hrs a day. God bless you ma'a'am!😍👑 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Leave Meghan alone, she kept up a full "work" diary till last month, and even managed to fly to Hollywood for her baby shower. How many of you fucking plebs would do that! I imagine it can't be easy living the life of a princess and being waited on hand and foot 24hrs a day. God bless you ma'a'am!😍👑 Where the fuck have you been? Back to Kazakhstan to attend 'The Running Of The Jew'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where the fuck have you been? Back to Kazakhstan to attend 'The Running Of The Jew'? He’s been camping outside Windsor Castle for 2 weeks wearing a Union Jack suit and a plastic crown. Let him feel involved. Don’t ruin this happy moment for him.🍾 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where the fuck have you been? Back to Kazakhstan to attend 'The Running Of The Jew'? Today is the first day of Ramadan 2019. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Just now, The Guard said: Today is the first day of Ramadan 2019. They shouldn't eat anything for 4 weeks. That ought to do it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where the fuck have you been? Back to Kazakhstan to attend 'The Running Of The Jew'? The Jew can run, but he can't hide... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 11 minutes ago, Khiwa said: The Jew can run, but he can't hide... May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq. He was against the war at first because he thought they said "Tie rack" and not "Iraq". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He was against the war at first because he thought they said "Tie rack" and not "Iraq". Tony Blair: “I went to Iraq and all I got was this lousy bomber jacket” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Megs is 2cm dilated according to her Twitter feed. Standby for endless coverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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