Guest Khiwa Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 There's a hairdressers near me, who have recently put up signs telling everyone they're "VEGAN FRIENDLY" and "GENDER NEUTRAL". What in the name of TWAT are they on about??? I assume customers go there for a haircut, not a bacon bastard sandwich or to have the contents of their underwear examined. The utter bandwagon jumping cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Khiwa said: There's a hairdressers near me, who have recently put up signs telling everyone they're "VEGAN FRIENDLY" and "GENDER NEUTRAL". What in the name of TWAT are they on about??? I assume customers go there for a haircut, not a bacon bastard sandwich or to have the contents of their underwear examined. The utter bandwagon jumping cunts. It means that vegetables are welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 20 minutes ago, Khiwa said: There's a hairdressers near me, who have recently put up signs telling everyone they're "VEGAN FRIENDLY" and "GENDER NEUTRAL". What in the name of TWAT are they on about??? I assume customers go there for a haircut, not a bacon bastard sandwich or to have the contents of their underwear examined. The utter bandwagon jumping cunts. Probably lesbians. That would explain all the scissoring. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 30 minutes ago, Khiwa said: There's a hairdressers near me, who have recently put up signs telling everyone they're "VEGAN FRIENDLY" and "GENDER NEUTRAL". What in the name of TWAT are they on about??? I assume customers go there for a haircut, not a bacon bastard sandwich or to have the contents of their underwear examined. The utter bandwagon jumping cunts. I would assume they're taking the piss out of vegans and snowflakery generally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 I assume their 'something for the weekend?' range would include cucumbers and gimp mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 Sweeney Todd probably wouldn't get a job there then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I would assume they're taking the piss out of vegans and snowflakery generally. Unless they're actually serious. Nobody mention 'straighteners'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: It means that vegetables are welcome. Most of the fuckers here must go there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I would assume they're taking the piss out of vegans and snowflakery generally. I think they're actually serious. It's one of these trendy places "manned" by bearded tight-trouser wearing hipsters, and gothy looking grumpy birds. There's always one or two of them standing outside vaping, doing their utmost to be noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Khiwa said: I think they're actually serious. It's one of these trendy places "manned" by bearded tight-trouser wearing hipsters, and gothy looking grumpy birds. There's always one or two of them standing outside vaping, doing their utmost to be noticed. Would you like to borrow a shotgun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Khiwa said: I think they're actually serious. It's one of these trendy places "manned" by bearded tight-trouser wearing hipsters, and gothy looking grumpy birds. There's always one or two of them standing outside vaping, doing their utmost to be noticed. It's hard not to notice any faggot wrapping their pouting lips around a vape. As soon as you're within a 20 metre radius of one it's like sharing a blow-back with Thomas the fucking tank engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 4 hours ago, Khiwa said: There's a hairdressers near me, who have recently put up signs telling everyone they're "VEGAN FRIENDLY" and "GENDER NEUTRAL". What in the name of TWAT are they on about??? I assume customers go there for a haircut, not a bacon bastard sandwich or to have the contents of their underwear examined. The utter bandwagon jumping cunts. They're proclaiming everybody who enters will get the only haircut they know how to give that won't offend anybody's snowflakey gender identity, that when they're finished nobody will be able to tell where the manly bloke ends and the butch lezzer begins, and any child unfortunate enough to be taken there is going to end a fucking mental case, like their dreary, not so intelligent, and overdue for a pick axe to the skull parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 It gets better! My local dogs home are now advertising lifesize models of gay dogs to hire for your same sex wedding! Have I missed something, or is Britain trying to gradually eliminate straight people? This time will known in future years as the Hetro Holocaust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 Just now, Khiwa said: It gets better! My local dogs home are now advertising lifesize models of gay dogs to hire for your same sex wedding! Have I missed something, or is Britain trying to gradually eliminate straight people? This time will known in future years as the Hetro Holocaust. What does a life size model of a gay dog look like? Just a normal dog with a red raw massive arsehole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, Khiwa said: It gets better! My local dogs home are now advertising lifesize models of gay dogs to hire for your same sex wedding! Have I missed something, or is Britain trying to gradually eliminate straight people? This time will known in future years as the Hetro Holocaust. I will need proof, khiwa. If that is true, then I despair for the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, DrCunt said: What does a life size model of a gay dog look like? Just a normal dog with a red raw massive arsehole? The ones they showed were lesbian doggy dykes, wearing pink veils and tiaras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 11 minutes ago, southerncunt said: I will need proof, khiwa. If that is true, then I despair for the future. There is photographic evidence, but I don't have enough pic allowance left to put it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 31 minutes ago, DrCunt said: What does a life size model of a gay dog look like? Just a normal dog with a red raw massive arsehole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 26 minutes ago, Khiwa said: The ones they showed were lesbian doggy dykes, wearing pink veils and tiaras. Is this your local dog's home: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 16 minutes ago, Khiwa said: There is photographic evidence, but I don't have enough pic allowance left to put it up. You can put the image into the gallery and link from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 Just now, DrCunt said: Is this your local dog's home: I'm super, thanks for asking.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 23 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: You can put the image into the gallery and link from there. Added the pic to the gallery, no idea how to link sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 11 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Added the pic to the gallery, no idea how to link sorry. As per my guide... On 21/09/2018 at 07:34, Mrs Roops said: Firstly upload image to gallery. Go to forum and in the post narrative box clickon "Insert other media" button. From the drop down menu, clickon "Insert existing attachment" You will be presented with a sheet of existing post attachment thumbnails. At the top LH corner of the sheet, clickon "Gallery images" You will now see a sheet of all gallery image thumbnails Select the required image and at the bottom RH corner clickon "Insert 1 selected" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 53 minutes ago, Khiwa said: There is photographic evidence, but I don't have enough pic allowance left to put it up. Got it. Fucking disgraceful. Having said that, my dog may be a lesbian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 19 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: As per my guide... There is also that "tinypic" thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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