Cuntybaws Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 "I'm playing all the right notes — but not necessarily in the right order." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "I'm playing all the right notes — but not necessarily in the right order." Autist my arse! You spelt 'Preview' wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Autist my arse! You spelt 'Preview' wrong. Indeed. www.sickipedia.net/user/scotty/jokes/Newest 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 Tork, Hollis and Preview. Who's next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 If you were to connect both his thumbs to the mains supply it could be established without any doubt how good a conductor he is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 Conductor and composer, according to the BBC, apparently. So a semiconductor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 Decomposer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Tork, Hollis and Preview. Who's next? Hopefully Wizard and punkape Synchronised dying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Hopefully Wizard and punkape Synchronised dying Fuck off Albert 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 42 minutes ago, Neil said: Decomposer Jewish funeral tomorrow 6.00 am sharp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 56 minutes ago, King Billy said: If you were to connect both his thumbs to the mains supply it could be established without any doubt how good a conductor he is Arranger - My Fair Lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 3 hours ago, DrCunt said: Conductor and composer, according to the BBC, apparently. So a semiconductor? He was a pianist too - let's see you make a cheap pun out of that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He was a pianist too - let's see you make a cheap pun out of that! Peter Cook flashed into your mind when you typed that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 25 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He was a pianist too - let's see you make a cheap pun out of that! Plus he was jewish. So that makes him a circumcised pianist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: He was a pianist too - let's see you make a cheap pun out of that! Multitalented then. That just makes him a superconductor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 Was he a conductor on Virgin West Coast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 hour ago, The Bishop said: Was he a conductor on Virgin West Coast? Pen, don't take this the wrong way, but whenever I log on and see that the last fifty nine posts of the morning have been made by you, I immediately log out again. You are relentlessly fucking awful. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I immediately log out again. Good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Pen, don't take this the wrong way, but whenever I log on and see that the last fifty nine posts of the morning have been made by you, I immediately log out again. You are relentlessly fucking awful. Decco something puzzles me .. given that you are supposed to be some kind of minor "executive" on either a local or county council, how the fuck do you find the time and a suitably secure space to log on to here on what looks like a 30 minute frequency during you working day? In my short time working for a borough council I found the level of monitoring of staff would have made this impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 41 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Decco something puzzles me .. given that you are supposed to be some kind of minor "executive" on either a local or county council, how the fuck do you find the time and a suitably secure space to log on to here on what looks like a 30 minute frequency during you working day? In my short time working for a borough council I found the level of monitoring of staff would have made this impossible. Probably because you worked in some sort of Remploy funded minor data entry role. As for logging in every 30 minutes, that's complete and utter bollocks that you've just made up, although I don't doubt that you'd have noticed this if it was true as you're never fucking off of here. I've never claimed to be an executive, and if you think that I log in on some massive fucking PC with "Cunts Corner" emblazoned across the screen, you're even more stupid than I could ever have imagined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Probably because you worked in some sort of Remploy funded minor data entry role. As for logging in every 30 minutes, that's complete and utter bollocks that you've just made up, although I don't doubt that you'd have noticed this if it was true as you're never fucking off of here. I've never claimed to be an executive, and if you think that I log in on some massive fucking PC with "Cunts Corner" emblazoned across the screen, you're even more stupid than I could ever had imagined. You are getting really bitchy with this, and responded within close to 30 minutes You have certainly implied that you have some minor executive role with a huge pension to come in twenty odd years time. I have not implied that you are logging on with an office PC but certainly were you even logging on with a phone it in some active office or other work environment at the frequency you are would have been noticed and acted upon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 hour ago, The Bishop said: You are getting really bitchy with this, and responded within close to 30 minutes You have certainly implied that you have some minor executive role with a huge pension to come in twenty odd years time. I have not implied that you are logging on with an office PC but certainly were you even logging on with a phone it in some active office or other work environment at the frequency you are would have been noticed and acted upon. I've got a decent pension coming my way, but not an "executive" pension, whatever the fuck that is. Re your fixation with me claiming to be an executive, find a post where I've once used that word to describe anything I've done. As for being "noticed and acted upon" you clearly seem to think that local government is some sort of authoritarian police state. I'll let you in on a secret, it's a fucking jolly and you're paying for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I've got a decent pension coming my way, but not an "executive" pension, whatever the fuck that is. Re your fixation with me claiming to be an executive, find a post where I've once used that word to describe anything I've done. As for being "noticed and acted upon" you clearly seem to think that local government is some sort of authoritarian police state. I'll let you in on a secret, it's a fucking jolly and you're paying for it. I spent two years employed within local government, everyone was watched every minute of the day not only by the council itself but by every council tax payer (and non-payer) who all thought that whatever you did was their business. You have certainly implied that you have an executive (decision or supervisory) type role .. just to help you here is the meaning of the word "Executive" . executive noun a person or group of persons having administrative or supervisory authority in an organization. the person or persons in whom the supreme executive power of a government is vested. the executive branch of a government. adjective of, relating to, or suited for carrying out plans, duties, etc.: executive ability. pertaining to or charged with the execution of laws and policies or the administration of public affairs: executive appointments; executive committees. designed for, used by, or suitable for executives: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've got a decent pension coming my way, but not an "executive" pension, whatever the fuck that is. Re your fixation with me claiming to be an executive, find a post where I've once used that word to describe anything I've done. As for being "noticed and acted upon" you clearly seem to think that local government is some sort of authoritarian police state. I'll let you in on a secret, it's a fucking jolly and you're paying for it. Good for you Decs. Those bins won't empty themselves eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 15 minutes ago, The Bishop said: I spent two years employed within local government, everyone was watched every minute of the day not only by the council itself but by every council tax payer (and non-payer) who all thought that whatever you did was their business. You have certainly implied that you have an executive (decision or supervisory) type role .. just to help you here is the meaning of the word "Executive" . executive noun a person or group of persons having administrative or supervisory authority in an organization. the person or persons in whom the supreme executive power of a government is vested. the executive branch of a government. adjective of, relating to, or suited for carrying out plans, duties, etc.: executive ability. pertaining to or charged with the execution of laws and policies or the administration of public affairs: executive appointments; executive committees. designed for, used by, or suitable for executives: I doubt that you have worked within local government this century, so you are about as qualified to comment on it as a World War II veteran is on current Army drill. Your terminology proves this, maybe during the 1970s your post room team leader had executive in their job title, but post-bronze age managers such as myself never use this designation. As with everything else, you're thirty years out of date. You're a relic, a memento of a bygone age whose only life experience for the past ten years is being sat on your computer 24 hours a day commenting on stuff on here. Your lonely, closeted retired life leaves you totally unqualified to offer any sort of relevant opinion on anything, and it clearly shows in the fact that the only topics you can competently offer an opinion on are premillennial. You are completely redundant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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