Neil Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Apparently some Scottish football cunt has died as a result from heading a football.He was 83 for fucking fuck sake!.I wonder if the cunt was helped along the way by fat clogged arteries as a result of eating deep fried Mars bars.Fuck all to do with the fucking lagers he used to knock back daily like most of the other feckless ginger cunts.Eighty fucking three!!.I hope I die as a result of over excessive wanking at the age of 83,that or blindness. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 8 minutes ago, Neil said: Apparently some Scottish football cunt has died as a result from heading a football.He was 83 for fucking fuck sake!.I wonder if the cunt was helped along the way by fat clogged arteries as a result of eating deep fried Mars bars.Fuck all to do with the fucking lagers he used to knock back daily like most of the other feckless ginger cunts.Eighty fucking three!!.I hope I die as a result of over excessive wanking at the age of 83,that or blindness. Fuck off Probably attempting a Glaswegian kiss on his wife's face, thinking it was a football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 13 minutes ago, Neil said: Apparently some Scottish football cunt has died as a result from heading a football.He was 83 for fucking fuck sake! Known to his mates and medical science as "The Methuselah of Motherwell". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 21 minutes ago, Neil said: Apparently some Scottish football cunt has died as a result from heading a football.He was 83 for fucking fuck sake!.I wonder if the cunt was helped along the way by fat clogged arteries as a result of eating deep fried Mars bars.Fuck all to do with the fucking lagers he used to knock back daily like most of the other feckless ginger cunts.Eighty fucking three!!.I hope I die as a result of over excessive wanking at the age of 83,that or blindness. Fuck off Fuck me he had a good innings for a sweaty, I'm pretty sure I read they have the lowest life expectancy in Europe. Probably dedicated a page to the cunt in the Guinness book of world records. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Probably dedicated a page to the cunt in the Guinness book of world records. More accurately, the World Book of Guinness Records. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Just now, Cuntybaws said: More accurately, the World Book of Guinness Records. Quick question Baws have you ever been tested for Asperger's??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: Quick question Baws have you ever been tested for Asperger's??? Tested, bollocks, I've got a Double First. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: Quick question Baws have you ever been tested for Asperger's??? They tried, but he spent the entire hour examining a box of Rexel paper clips hoping to find manufacturing inconsistencies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 On 29/04/2019 at 13:57, Neil said: Apparently some Scottish football cunt has died as a result from heading a football.He was 83 for fucking fuck sake!.I wonder if the cunt was helped along the way by fat clogged arteries as a result of eating deep fried Mars bars.Fuck all to do with the fucking lagers he used to knock back daily like most of the other feckless ginger cunts.Eighty fucking three!!.I hope I die as a result of over excessive wanking at the age of 83,that or blindness. Fuck off Neil, if I were to guess, you'll choke to death on a hair ball from tongue bathing your palms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 I wonder if Wee Jimmy Cranky has factored the apparent increasing lifespan of Scots into her economic argument for independence? If your average woad-wearing savage is now living beyond 54, it'll take more than all the oil in the north sea to fund all those future liver transplant operations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I wonder if Wee Jimmy Cranky has factored the apparent increasing lifespan of Scots into her economic argument for independence? If your average woad-wearing savage is now living beyond 54, it'll take more than all the oil in the north sea to fund all those future liver transplant operations. One visit to Aberdeen should serve as sufficient evidence that the stone age dwelling ginger cunts should be exterminated and the land put to better use, such as using the castles blocks for stoning cunts like withers, Eddie, Frank and Punkers to death, or as testing ground for new nuclear and chemical weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: One visit to Aberdeen should serve as sufficient evidence that the stone age dwelling ginger cunts should be exterminated and the land put to better use, such as using the castles blocks for stoning cunts like withers, Eddie, Frank and Punkers to death, or as testing ground for new nuclear and chemical weapons. Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Ratty, under other circumstances, I've give you a like for that reference. But you're a tight fisted cunt when it comes to granting them. It's the thought that counts, afterall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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