Earl of Punkape Posted May 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 A pair of tersorium recreated from a find in Herculaneum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A pair of tersorium recreated from a find in Herculaneum. Would you be a pitcher or a catcher with these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A pair of tersorium recreated from a find in Herculaneum. Your obsession with all things arsehole speaks volumes about what a depraved rear gunner you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A pair of tersorium recreated from a find in Herculaneum. A find! A rotten stick that could've been anything. What a load of bollocks these 'speculative archaeologists' come out with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Romans,when using the toilet , would clean themselves with a tersorium, a sponge mounted on a stick. They (or more likely, a servant) would have rinsed the tersorium in a bucket of salt water or vinegar and then removed the chamber pot from underneath the toilet seat and dumped it into the sewer immediately outside. Hopefully the servant was gentle when master was suffering with haemorrhoids, something I'm sure you're familiar with Punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 27 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A pair of tersorium recreated from a find in Herculaneum. Recreated? Found in your overnight bag for one of your ‘Golfing’ trips with the “Hole in one” society. ‘Male members section’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 28 minutes ago, King Billy said: Recreated? Found in your overnight bag for one of your ‘Golfing’ trips with the “Hole in one” society. ‘Male members section’ Being a Moslem you will use your hand only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 28 minutes ago, King Billy said: Recreated? Found in your overnight bag for one of your ‘Golfing’ trips with the “Hole in one” society. ‘Male members section’ Great improvisation Bill, that made me laugh! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 14 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Great improvisation Bill, that made me laugh! He leaves the goal unattended. I think he gets a buzz out of arsehole chat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 15 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Being a Moslem you will use your hand only. Being a closeted cottaging old poof you would have to obsess on other people's toilet habits. You are an utter disgrace and should hand yourself in to the police for nefarious activities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 17 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Being a Moslem you will use your hand only. I only have hooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Being a closeted cottaging old poof you would have to obsess on other people's toilet habits. You are an utter disgrace and should hand yourself in to the police for nefarious activities. He hands himself in regularly and insists on a thorough internal search every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: More drivel for the licence payers to ponder courtesy of BBC news.... A woman who found herself regularly using public toilets has told how she began blogging about them so she could stop "boring" her friends. Lady Latrine, as she is known, won fans on Instagram for her reviews of loos in her home county of Cambridgeshire. Rating them out of 10 for criteria including cleanliness, she says it is "not about shaming" but "celebrating". "I have to use them so often it helps to have a log of the good and bad," she said. The anonymous Ms Latrine has amassed a vast bog log since she began making her reviews public in March. "I started it for myself as I generally have the bladder of a small child, which can be quite stressful as I always have to use public toilets - sometimes several times," she said. It’s about time the BBC was put out of it’s misery. Fucking idiot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 37 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Being a closeted cottaging old poof you would have to obsess on other people's toilet habits. You are an utter disgrace and should hand yourself in to the police for nefarious activities. Toilet at the Noakes.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Toilet at Chez Punkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 On 06/05/2019 at 21:28, Wizardsleeve said: Toilet at Chez Punkers Toilet at Wizardsleeves...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Toilet at Wizardsleeves...... At least it is clean and single occupant use! Fuck off, rent boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: A pair of tersorium recreated from a find in Herculaneum. It's what ancient window cleaners used to reach high windows before ladders were invented by Ernest Ladder of Solihull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's what ancient window cleaners used to reach high windows before ladders were invented by Ernest Ladder of Solihull His stepson invented a smaller version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: He leaves the goal unattended. I think he gets a buzz out of arsehole chat. The buzz in his arsehole is a 'Stallion Sphincter Buster 3000©' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The buzz in his arsehole is a 'Stallion Sphincter Buster 3000©' 3rd prize at last years all male ’golf club’ Christmas raffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The buzz in his arsehole is a 'Stallion Sphincter Buster 3000©' No likes left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 This was taken at last week's Scottish tournament! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 12 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: This was taken at last week's Scottish tournament! I can't find the meme thingy of Rodney Dangerfield, dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 21 minutes ago, King Billy said: No likes left Please at least try to organise yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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