Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: All the ‘birds’ in my local look like that. Or worse. Fucking hell...sounds like Cheshire golf and country clubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking hell...sounds like Cheshire golf and country clubs. Women are not allowed in are they? Only the deep cleaning squad after one of Punkers ‘Gentlemens evenings’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Women are not allowed in are they? Only the deep cleaning squad after one of Punkers ‘Gentlemens evenings’ Bill are you a sarf London villain, more connected than our door man Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: Bill are you a sarf London villain, more connected than our door man Eric? Ed. At first I was absolutely disgusted at your new avatar, but then I realised it isn't Darcus Howe. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 23 minutes ago, Eddie said: Bill are you a sarf London villain, more connected than our door man Eric? Not a prayer Eddie. Eric lived next door to Kenny Noye and the Brinks Matt loot is buried in his Nan's garden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Not a prayer Eddie. Eric lived next door to Kenny Noye and the Brinks Matt loot is buried in his Nan's garden Never met that copper stabbing cunt. But his dad worked at bexleyheath telephone exchange when my dad was a trainee engineer. Only a couple of degrees of separation really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never met that copper stabbing cunt. But his dad worked at bexleyheath telephone exchange when my dad was a trainee engineer. Only a couple of degrees of separation really. Telephone exchange?? Is that like one of those Mazuma Mobile warehouses where you trade up your i-phones? How ancient are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 I know Courtney and Kevin noye, that makes me a bigger hanger on than Eric and billy boy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 Just now, Eddie said: I know Courtney and Kevin noye, that makes me a bigger hanger on than Eric and billy boy.... Hang on a minute . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 I know a girl named Ramadan alamalamadingdong Rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 19 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Telephone exchange?? Is that like one of those Mazuma Mobile warehouses where you trade up your i-phones? How ancient are you? Eric still uses the Nokia that he bought in 1998. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 53 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Telephone exchange?? Is that like one of those Mazuma Mobile warehouses where you trade up your i-phones? How ancient are you? Well, born in 1972. I think you'll find that telephony was achieved via mechanical Strowger selecting equipment at the time. Are you a millennial? 44 minutes ago, Eddie said: I know Courtney and Kevin noye, that makes me a bigger hanger on than Eric and billy boy.... But you're black, so you probably met them in prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well, born in 1972. I think you'll find that telephony was achieved via mechanical Strowger selecting equipment at the time. Are you a millennial? But you're black, so you probably met them in prison. Two half coconut shells connected via a piece of vine is cutting edge technology in some parts of the world. Not knowing where Eddie comes from I don’t know if that’s relevant but I thought I would mention it anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Bill are you a sarf London villain, more connected than our door man Eric? No comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Two half coconut shells connected via a piece of vine is cutting edge technology in some parts of the world. Not knowing where Eddie comes from I don’t know if that’s relevant but I thought I would mention it anyway Eddie's using a dial up modem it's cutting edge technology, he'll get back to you in half hour when the page loads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I know Courtney and Kevin noye, that makes me a bigger hanger on than Eric and billy boy.... I meet Lee Murray at a Cage Rage event, a mate of mine went to school with him he was sound as it goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: I meet Lee Murray at a Cage Rage event, a mate of mine went to school with him he was sound as it goes. Was John Wayne with him? Lol Only joking. Don’t know who Lee Murray is mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Was John Wayne with him? Lol Only joking. Don’t know who Lee Murray is mate The only South London criminal of note I've encountered, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 8 hours ago, King Billy said: I’ve been in his gaff. He had a massive oil panting in the entrance hall of guess what? You got it, himself. Total egomaniac twat. What were you doing in the abode of this criminal peasant ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 8 hours ago, King Billy said: He puts on boxing do’s now and again. I was with a pal who is quite friendly with him and works in the security/debt collecting game. You’re obviously complete low life yourself. Presumably you’re between custodial sentences at the moment... Scum. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 8 hours ago, King Billy said: Yeah You got me. It’s spelt “Yes” you gormless pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: The only South London criminal of note I've encountered, lol. I don’t really keep up with who’s who anymore. I was in the gaming machine business for 25 years and my partner who’s gone now was quite well known, so over the years I’ve met most of the names people throw about. I’ve turned into a right lazy cunt compared to a few years ago. I still have a few things going but I don’t have any motivation to chase pound notes any more. I like the easy uncomplicated life nowadays. As I said Every Cunt you meet in London now has some sort of fucking fantasy going on in their daft heads that they’re gangsters. Good luck to them, Fucking idiots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jenny Pinto. she bought him the 18 ct gold knuckle duster on the chain around his neck. Never met him. But spent a good 2 hours listening to him trying to impress Roy Shaw with tall tales. Roy Shaw was a psychopath. The Krays were psychopathic gay paedophiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Roy Shaw was a psychopath. The Krays were psychopathic gay paedophiles. I don’t wish to know about your past encounters you disgusting creature. Do you want the phone number for Dignitas. If you Ring now they could hopefully fit you in tonight. Goodbye and fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 4 hours ago, King Billy said: All the ‘birds’ in my local look like that. Or worse. Yes, I noticed that when I looked in tonight .. who was the fat bloke with a beard and a girly voice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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