Decimus Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 Lenny McClean was a fat gobshite, Roy Shaw was a mentally ill dwarf, and the Krays ran a tin-pot, school playground organisation when compared to organised Italian and Russian criminal gangs. There's been enough documentaries, biographic films and books written about these cunts to fill several libraries. I don't find anything glamorous about fat, bald little thugs with pretend codes of honour. I'm glad most of them are dead, and hopefully Courtney will soon follow suit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Precisely, all this hero worship for a bunch of thugs grubbing around for loose change. True power lies with those who have knowledge and the control of knowledge. I have never hit anyone or been hit myself. I have, however, helped to ruin a few careers, which is far more satisfying than hearing someone's nose crack beneath your fist. Revenge is a dish best served by the withholding of paperclips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I have never hit anyone or been hit myself. I have, however, helped to ruin a few careers, which is far more satisfying than hearing someone's nose crack beneath your fist. Revenge is a dish best served by the withholding of paperclips. No doubt by grassing up your carers to their employers, for not oiling your calipers, and wiping your drooling gob. You evil little spastic. Your paperclips would be corroded by your stale piss in minutes. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: No doubt by grassing Well, I certainly sorted you out a treat. Those who grass last, grass hardest. Have a sympathy like, give it another three years and you might be back to square one. Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: I have never hit anyone or been hit myself. I have, however, helped to ruin a few careers, which is far more satisfying than hearing someone's nose crack beneath your fist. Revenge is a dish best served by the withholding of paperclips. Withholding staples works equally well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: No doubt by grassing up your carers to their employers, for not oiling your calipers, and wiping your drooling gob. You evil little spastic. Your paperclips would be corroded by your stale piss in minutes. With your knickers so tightly wound, you must be able to hit some incredible high notes. Poof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: I have never hit anyone Saying that, I'd make an exception to my usual pacifist nature where Withers is concerned. I'd love to smash his big, Gallic beak across his oily, garlic-stinking face. Then, as he's lying on the floor doing the usual French trick, i.e. waiting for someone else to save him, I'd cuckold him with his favourite goose, looking him in his shifty eyes as I fuck its arsehole out of its throat. Finally, completely spent, I'd wipe my cock on his fucking beret and bid him adieu. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 Courtney was nominated due to being a cunt of epic proportions. With a medicine ball sized head adorned with a nose, straight from Goebbels propaganda ministry. He attempts to hark back to a time, when people could allegedly leave there doors open.( Never a back door though, Punkers types were around even back then) Which was all bollocks anyway. Compared to the likes of South American cartels and the Ruski mob, who never admit the existence of what there up to. Its purely based on the contradiction in Courtney's case of being a celebrity ganster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Saying that, I'd make an exception to my usual pacifist nature where Withers is concerned. I'd love to smash his big, Gallic beak across his oily, garlic-stinking face. Then, as he's lying on the floor doing the usual French trick, i.e. waiting for someone else to save him, I'd cuckold him with his favourite goose, looking him in his shifty eyes as I fuck its arsehole out of its throat. Finally, completely spent, I'd wipe my cock on his fucking beret and bid him adieu. Fucking hell Decs you really don't like him do you!😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: Saying that, I'd make an exception to my usual pacifist nature where Withers is concerned. I'd love to smash his big, Gallic beak across his oily, garlic-stinking face. Then, as he's lying on the floor doing the usual French trick, i.e. waiting for someone else to save him, I'd cuckold him with his favourite goose, looking him in his shifty eyes as I fuck its arsehole out of its throat. Finally, completely spent, I'd wipe my cock on his fucking beret and bid him adieu. Have you not read any of the previous posts you thick twat? I would get some other mug to give him a good pasting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 27 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Have you not read any of the previous posts you thick twat? I would get some other mug to give him a good pasting. Whilst Monumental has got "noirs" to do his dirty work, I shudder to think what sort of animals you employ to sort out your problems. I imagine that you're the terror of Kett's Hill, demanding from pedestrians a toll of Frosty Jack's to ascend, furiously rolling down its incline alongside your mobility scooter gang of octogenarians whilst scaring unsuspecting women with your half-erect, Viagra laced cock. The next time I need protecting from a horde of geriatric hooligans, I'll know who to call. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SDC Posted October 10, 2022 Report Share Posted October 10, 2022 Just his "look at me, aren't I great" shit-eating grin pisses me off. What a disgusting little troll he is. My mate Steve and I were discussing how many girl guides it would take to beat him up. I suggested two. Steve went for one! 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 10, 2022 Report Share Posted October 10, 2022 34 minutes ago, SDC said: Just his "look at me, aren't I great" shit-eating grin pisses me off. What a disgusting little troll he is. My mate Steve and I were discussing how many girl guides it would take to beat him up. I suggested two. Steve went for one! 🤣🤣🤣 Steve doesn’t really exist though does he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SDC Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 You want his address? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 31 minutes ago, SDC said: You want his address? 🤔 I imagine it's the same as yours, 123 Golden Lane, London EC1Y 0RT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: I imagine it's the same as yours, 123 Golden Lane, London EC1Y 0RT. EC1Y ORTistic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 On 10/10/2022 at 21:47, SDC said: Just his "look at me, aren't I great" shit-eating grin pisses me off. What a disgusting little troll he is. My mate Steve and I were discussing how many girl guides it would take to beat him up. I suggested two. Steve went for one! 🤣🤣🤣 Ain't seen you about for a while SDC, with the above post, you've confirmed my initial thoughts, in that SDC stands for stupid, daft cunt... You stupid, daft fucking cunt. Lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 22 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Ain't seen you about for a while SDC, with the above post, you've confirmed my initial thoughts, in that SDC stands for stupid, daft cunt... You stupid, daft fucking cunt. Lol That’s ‘SDFC’. bloody picaninnies murdering the bloody language.. hurumph! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That’s ‘SDFC’. bloody picaninnies murdering the bloody language.. hurumph! South Dakota Fried Chicken. This shit should have been nipped in the bud after Kentucky Fried Chicken rolled over without a struggle. Next it’ll be P and M above the pie and mash shop. I despair. ‘Innit?’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: South Dakota Fried Chicken. This shit should have been nipped in the bud after Kentucky Fried Chicken rolled over without a struggle. Next it’ll be P and M above the pie and mash shop. I despair. ‘Innit?’ ‘Taco-Bell’ is the only franchise which survives the 21st century fast food wars. Although if you watch the European DVD release of ‘Demolition Man’, it’s changed to Pizza Hut. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: ‘Taco-Bell’ is the only franchise which survives the 21st century fast food wars. Although if you watch the European DVD release of ‘Demolition Man’, it’s changed to Pizza Hut. Cunts. Mark my words Eric. It’s only a matter of time before there’ll be a huge flashing neon sign saying ‘G MANS’ and eardrum bursting rap music shaking every shop window for miles, on every High St. where Greggs used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: ‘Taco-Bell’ is the only franchise which survives the 21st century fast food wars. Although if you watch the European DVD release of ‘Demolition Man’, it’s changed to Pizza Hut. Cunts. The next release will likely be updated to remove the word ‘Hut’ after some cunt files a multi million pound lawsuit over the cleverly concealed but blatantly racist ‘mud hut’ connotation which has permanently ruined their life as their great great great great second cousin twice removed through marriage went to school 200 years ago with someone who’s neighbour said he knew someone who said he had a slave. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 On 11/10/2022 at 23:30, Eric Cuntman said: That’s ‘SDFC’. bloody picaninnies murdering the bloody language.. hurumph! This English language is difficult to get to grips with Eric, it's a silent 'F' apparently according to my friend Errahl the Jamaicunt. (The 'H' is silent in his name). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: This English language is difficult to get to grips with Eric, it's a silent 'F' apparently according to my friend Errahl the Jamaicunt. (The 'H' is silent in his name). I was starting to learn African from my other black friend @dongaargadonng. But Roops has deleted him again because she’s a closet racist with denial issues. I miss him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SDC Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 On 11/10/2022 at 23:06, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Ain't seen you about for a while SDC, with the above post, you've confirmed my initial thoughts, in that SDC stands for stupid, daft cunt... You stupid, daft fucking cunt. Lol Well, hardy-fucking-ha. My sides are splitting. 🥱 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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