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Dave "I'm a Cunt" Courtney


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18 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said:

LOL LOL LOLOLOLOL

You ARE funny.

You're shit. You've always been shit. I knew as soon as the oh-so hilarious spunk repertoire wore off you'd have fuck-all left in the variety tank. And here we are.

You painfully unfunny, one-dimensional boring fucking cunt.

Get better, please.

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1 hour ago, Dick Fiddler said:

There it is again Mr Cialis. The rattling of a permanently ridiculed figure in real live. Christ, your home life must be tragic. 

I don't know who I feel more sorry for - you, your hideous brats or the frumpy dustbin which once resembled a wife.

 

On 17/10/2023 at 17:16, Dick Fiddler said:

Reported, rule 12. Knew I'd be able to goad you enough.

For someone so completely obsessed with site rules and dedicated to being a sex-starved wanker, you clearly haven't done your research. Change the jizz/piss/shit/sex record, you monotonous bellend. A couple of your filthy jibes have actually made me chuckle, but there's just no variety in your posts.

Getter better, Spunky.

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On 23/10/2023 at 20:13, Wolfie said:

Brilliant. I almost spat my tea out laughing, Dick. Here's another, right back at'chya:

How many lightbulbs can you fit up The Fiddler's arsehole?

None – there's already two dozen up there!! LOL Lol lol.

Lolololol.

The new ones definitely put LED in his pencil and, plugging them in will make him the brightest he's ever been.

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He's a cunt and no mistake but good on him for doing something his way and on his terms. How many of you want to have your kids wipe your arse and feed you baby food  whilst sitting in your own piss?. Nice one Dave,and you put another foreign cunt out of a job. Geezer.

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30 minutes ago, Neil said:

He's a cunt and no mistake but good on him for doing something his way and on his terms. How many of you want to have your kids wipe your arse and feed you baby food  whilst sitting in your own piss?. Nice one Dave,and you put another foreign cunt out of a job. Geezer.

Well said. The man was a colossal fucking wanker and a Mitty to boot. But you can't help but admire him after that video. They say it's a coward's way out but that is total bullshit, you've got to have a massive set of bollocks to calmly decide to end your own life, when every instinct inside of you is screaming "live." 

A cunt in life but certainly not one in death.

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