Neil Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 Do the cunt for manslaughter,now that they've axed the show hopefully the cunt will never be seen or heard again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Neil said: Do the cunt for manslaughter,now that they've axed the show hopefully the cunt will never be seen or heard again. And do the cunts who watched the show and took part in it for aiding and abetting? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 It is a miracle he hasn't yet been stabbed in the streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 Dear Noel Edmunds, How the fuck do I get out of this one? Love, Jeremy. x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 54 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: It is a miracle he hasn't yet been stabbed in the streets. He has those no neck gorillas for protection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He has those no neck gorillas for protection. @Eric Cuntman, defend your chosen profession 😈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He has those no neck gorillas for protection. It'll be one of them that eventually does him in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: It'll be one of them that eventually does him in. Probably. Put yourself in an imaginary scenario.. you are a special forces soldier, the nukes are in the air, and you are entombed in a bunker, protecting a bunch of chinless cunt politicians. How long before it occurs to you and the lads, that you're eating tinned spaghetti and sleeping in a concrete dormitory, and the cunts that caused it are down the corridor, in luxurious quarters, eating legs of lamb out of the freezer and drinking single malt. It would take me about a day to formulate a plan, including the hygienic disposal of the bodies (any fit female MPs get to live). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Probably. Put yourself in an imaginary scenario.. you are a special forces soldier, the nukes are in the air, and you are entombed in a bunker, protecting a bunch of chinless cunt politicians. How long before it occurs to you and the lads, that you're eating tinned spaghetti and sleeping in a concrete dormitory, and the cunts that caused it are down the corridor, in luxurious quarters, eating legs of lamb out of the freezer and drinking single malt. It would take me about a day to formulate a plan, including the hygienic disposal of the bodies (any fit female MPs get to live). Any fit female MPs get to live......you're fucked then Eric. Better start doing some wrist strengthening exercises. I'm sure Neil has a few. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Probably. Put yourself in an imaginary scenario.. you are a special forces soldier, the nukes are in the air, and you are entombed in a bunker, protecting a bunch of chinless cunt politicians. How long before it occurs to you and the lads, that you're eating tinned spaghetti and sleeping in a concrete dormitory, and the cunts that caused it are down the corridor, in luxurious quarters, eating legs of lamb out of the freezer and drinking single malt. It would take me about a day to formulate a plan, including the hygienic disposal of the bodies (any fit female MPs get to live). I'd have the plan ready before the blast proof vault door was locked and sealed. It isn't so much I'd be locked in with them, as it is they'd be locked in with me! On a humourous side note, I'm sure Eddie would be outside the bunker with a sign calling me a cunt, and I'd be laughing at CCTV monitors as his flesh fell off from radiation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'd have the plan ready before the blast proof vault door was locked and sealed. It isn't so much I'd be locked in with them, as it is they'd be locked in with me! On a humourous side note, I'm sure Eddie would be outside the bunker with a sign calling me a cunt, and I'd be laughing at CCTV monitors as his flesh fell off from radiation. Have a like for making me picture Eddie as Linda Hamilton, in the nuclear blast dream sequence from Terminator 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 39 minutes ago, scotty said: @Eric Cuntman, defend your chosen profession 😈 I just googled his security. His lumps certainly look up to the job of carrying belligerent chavs out of the studio, and opening the doors with the chavs heads into the bargain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have a like for making me picture Eddie as Linda Hamilton, in the nuclear blast dream sequence from Terminator 2. I was imagining Emile from RoboCop...liquefied from the inside out then splattered on a windscreen! Anybody else would show him mercy and machine gun him when the pain became agonizing....not me. I don't want him dead, I want him suffering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 @Eddie You stupid fucking cunt, keep up the original work. You should be paying Decs a usage fee for his idea. Dullard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 49 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Any fit female MPs get to live......you're fucked then Eric. Better start doing some wrist strengthening exercises. I'm sure Neil has a few. Neil holds Britain's only stockpile of Powerball wrist strengtheners. Fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 Those big security guards and Graham will be out of work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 How hard is it to hold onto a baton slapped into your hand? I hope it isn't a colour thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 34 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: @Eddie You stupid fucking cunt, keep up the original work. You should be paying Decs a usage fee for his idea. Dullard. Eddie has mistaken decs ironing of withers for wizard. It's the only plausible explanation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Dear Noel Edmunds, How the fuck do I get out of this one? Love, Jeremy. x Noel Edmonds turned it round after the same sort of thing happened on one of his shows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 minute ago, applescruff14 said: Noel Edmonds turned it round after the same sort of thing happened on one of his shows Another astonishing insight from the Lesser Spotted Applescruff. FFS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, scotty said: Eddie has mistaken decs ironing of withers for wizard. It's the only plausible explanation. Or...Eddie is a mong of spectacular, never before seen proportions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: you are a special forces soldier, the nukes are in the air, and you are entombed in a bunker, protecting a bunch of chinless cunt politicians. How long before it occurs to you and the lads, that you're eating tinned spaghetti and sleeping in a concrete dormitory, and the cunts that caused it are down the corridor, in luxurious quarters, eating legs of lamb out of the freezer and drinking single malt. It would take me about a day to formulate a plan, including the hygienic disposal of the bodies (any fit female MPs get to live). 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: On a humourous side note, I'm sure Eddie would be outside the bunker with a sign calling me a cunt, and I'd be laughing at CCTV monitors as his flesh fell off from radiation. Fuck me, there's so many pop many culture references in this nom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 52 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I just googled his security. His lumps certainly look up to the job of carrying belligerent chavs out of the studio, and opening the doors with the chavs heads into the bargain. They look like they eat bowls of HGH and steroids for breakfast. Check out some of the Jeremy Kyle YTP on youtube. Hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 49 minutes ago, scotty said: Another astonishing insight from the Lesser Spotted Applescruff. FFS. The cunt's like a bastard cold sore Splot. I think he's actually Geoff Boycott's nob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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