Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 5 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Over the counter purpose manufactured products?...decadent first world bazturd Panzermurphybaby You think that's decadent? I have a cleaning woman who dusts the cavities of my hollow-points with a cotton bud. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 Straight from the Sean Spicer School of deflect, deny and spin... 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I've explained to you at least three times now that establishing proportionality/per capita was not my intent. My intent was merely to establish that cricket is not the only one of the two sports in question, in which participants had gotten killed by being struck with the ball. The fact that the article on baseball deaths described a far greater number than the one about cricket deaths is just "the way the ball bounces", no pun intended. I'm sorry if our superior number of lives lost in pursuit of recreation makes you jealous. I must say though, that given your sarcastic use of terms like "schoolboy" and "manly", I'm beginning to understand what has gotten your cute, frilly, possibly see through(?)😛 little panties in a bunch here. You're still fuming with resentment over my "misogynistic condescension" yesterday, so you're attempting to get your revenge by irrationally lashing out at me over something unrelated. Typical female. 😏 No sarcasm intended over my use of "schoolboy" and "manly" though "rounders-based baseball is another matter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 14 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Ooo..and salty baby. Ifn ya ever have to bury yer AR 15 for an extended period of time mix of diesel..power steerin fluid n wd 40 painted on all the movin bits will have it lookin n feelin like new again Panzermurphybaby Have you dug up your ‘Brown Bess’ musket Panz? I’m not sure that old formula will work forever in the bog. I’ll bet it looks more like the conductors baton from the Titanic by now. After all it’s been there since grandad saw the ‘black and tans’ coming up the road in the good old days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wish everybody would stop arguing about who gets killed most by what kind of balls. The reason no such statistics exist for England, is because we are too fucking hard to be killed by a ball. The only balls an Englishman is wary of, are full of AIDS, and attached to homosexuals. Homosexuals are American unless I’m mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 Black n tans were onny lads lookin for a wage..load of em ended up staying..twas the auxies that were takin it all too serious well worth burning a bit of powder on them ..hows the teeth..im in the dental hospital on Thursday meself..not looking forward to it Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 11 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: In all honesty, you're trying to make this more complex than it is by refuting an argument I never made. Going back to the origin of all this, it began when judgetwi stated that cricket is more dangerous than baseball based on the fact that people have gotten killed playing cricket, presumably by getting hit in the head by the ball. My response was to show him that not only have people also gotten killed playing baseball, but that there are more people on record having done so than playing cricket. Period. That was was the total of my initial argument and should have been where it ended. You then you entered into it, talking about things like comparative population size, etc. that had nothing to do with my point. Your point would be valid had I been trying to make the argument that more people PER CAPITA had died playing baseball, or that there was a higher DEATH RATE among baseball players, but I wasn't. I merely provided evidence to "jewdi" that people HAVE in fact ALSO died playing baseball and that in fact, a higher total number of people are on record as having died playing baseball in the US than playing cricket in Australia. If the UK figures were available, I would wager that the total number of US baseball deaths outnumber cricket deaths in both the UK and Australia combined, as well. I’m with you Salty. Purely because I couldn’t be on the same side as Roops, or even neutral, under any circumstances. Way to go !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Black n tans were onny lads lookin for a wage..load of em ended up staying..twas the auxies that were takin it all too serious well worth burning a bit of powder on them ..hows the teeth..im in the dental hospital on Thursday meself..not looking forward to it Panzermurphybaby Yeah Panz, I wouldn’t recommend the number of extractions I’ve had today. The bravado disappeared after the seventh or eighth injection. I was hearing the cunt dropping them onto a tray and thinking, “Fucking hurry up you cunt” Only when Istarted to get some feeling back did I realise the fucking state I’m gonna be in for at least 7 or 8 months, till it’s all done. Giod luck yourself on Thursday mate. Ya wee fenian Ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I've explained to you at least three times now that establishing proportionality/per capita was not my intent. The “Texas sharpshooter fallacy” (hereinafter known as the “Florida bullshitter fallacy”) arises when differences in data are ignored, while similarities are overemphasised, leading to a false conclusion. The name comes from a joke about a Texan who fires gunshots at the side of a barn and then paints a target around the tightest cluster of hits, claiming to be a sharpshooter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 36 minutes ago, King Billy said: Yeah Panz, I wouldn’t recommend the number of extractions I’ve had today. The bravado disappeared after the seventh or eighth injection. I was hearing the cunt dropping them onto a tray and thinking, “Fucking hurry up you cunt” Only when Istarted to get some feeling back did I realise the fucking state I’m gonna be in for at least 7 or 8 months, till it’s all done. Giod luck yourself on Thursday mate. Ya wee fenian Ya. Mmm..im not gettin anything as drastic as that ...hopefully...its a full mouth scale n fill n root plane ..whatever the fuk that is 4 visits worth ..although with me nua teeth ill be even more shaggable ..somtimes ya have to bleed for vanity Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 40 minutes ago, King Billy said: Yeah Panz, I wouldn’t recommend the number of extractions I’ve had today. The bravado disappeared after the seventh or eighth injection. I was hearing the cunt dropping them onto a tray and thinking, “Fucking hurry up you cunt” Only when Istarted to get some feeling back did I realise the fucking state I’m gonna be in for at least 7 or 8 months, till it’s all done. Giod luck yourself on Thursday mate. Ya wee fenian Ya. Just don't fuck with the empty sockets - dry socket is an 'orrible cunt. Salt water to keep everything clean, just tilt your head side to side, don't slosh it around and you'll be fine. Worked on my wisdom teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 18 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: somtimes ya have to bleed for vanity Panzermurphybaby I don't mind you bleeding Panz .. if you bleed about 12 pints to make sure that should be enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 31 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Just don't fuck with the empty sockets - dry socket is an 'orrible cunt. Salt water to keep everything clean, just tilt your head side to side, don't slosh it around and you'll be fine. Worked on my wisdom teeth. Never mind all that,is that bob, beat the devil out of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 Just now, Eddie said: Never mind all that,is that bob, beat the devil out of it? Yeah. I killed a Mackem last night and had a moment of clarity when I was disposing of the body on the banks of the Tyne, just as the sun was setting. I'm thinking about doing landscapes now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 41 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The “Texas sharpshooter fallacy” (hereinafter known as the “Florida bullshitter fallacy”) arises when differences in data are ignored, while similarities are overemphasised, leading to a false conclusion. The name comes from a joke about a Texan who fires gunshots at the side of a barn and then paints a target around the tightest cluster of hits, claiming to be a sharpshooter. Well that's cute an'all, but it has no relevance here because I was not attempting to analyze the figures to arrive at a conclusion regarding any kind of trend with regard to proportionality, number of incidents per capita or rate at which incidents occur, etc. My only intent was to show that a significant number of deaths have occurred in both sports, not just cricket as was first implied. The fact that the sources I provided showed a higher number of baseball related deaths was just incidental. Nice try, but no cigar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eddie said: Never mind all that,is that bob, beat the devil out of it? What? 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Yeah. I killed a Mackem last night and had a moment of clarity when I was disposing of the body on the banks of the Tyne, just as the sun was setting. I'm thinking about doing landscapes now. What? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: What? What? Bob Ross - you know the cunt who used to paint on telly but didn't fiddle kids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Bob Ross - you know the cunt who used to paint on telly but didn't fiddle kids? Never heard of him. I only know Rolf, Tony Hart and that cunt who had a 'Stoops' statue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never heard of him. I only know Rolf, Tony Hart and that cunt who had a 'Stoops' statue. Educate yourself - skip to 1:45 to avoid the advert: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never heard of him. I only know Rolf, Tony Hart and that cunt who had a 'Stoops' statue. Mark Speight specialised in using household objects for artistic purposes. His magnum opus saw him hang himself with a pair of shoelaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 17 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Well that's cute an'all, but it has no relevance here... While on a relevance tangent, remember when the Toronto Blue Jays won the "World Series" two years running? I seem to recall that was considered thoroughly "un-American" by some at the time, without any hint of irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Mark Speight specialised in using household objects for artistic purposes. His magnum opus saw him hang himself with a pair of shoelaces. Don't worry you're not going home empty handed - you're just not going home at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 Just now, Erroreptile404 said: Don't worry you're not going home empty handed - you're just not going home at all. The tabloids missed a golden chance to run with the headline, “Children’s TV presenter found hanging out the back of Paddington.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The tabloids missed a golden chance to run with the headline, “Children’s TV presenter found hanging out the back of Paddington.” Didn't his bird do a 'Whitney'? I genuinely laughed when I heard that he'd been hanging there for days without anyone noticing. My only regret is that he didn't take Fred Dinenage with him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Didn't his bird do a 'Whitney'? Google reports that "Natasha Collins died in the bath after taking coc..." I'm enjoying the quantum scenario where this is both "cocaine" and "cock" until I actually collapse the waveform by clicking on the link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Well that's cute an'all, but it has no relevance here because I was not attempting to analyze the figures to arrive at a conclusion regarding any kind of trend with regard to proportionality, number of incidents per capita or rate at which incidents occur, etc. My only intent was to show that a significant number of deaths have occurred in both sports, not just cricket as was first implied. The fact that the sources I provided showed a higher number of baseball related deaths was just incidental. Nice try, but no cigar. Time to reveal the smoking gun... After describing bowlers as "gay-ass" and "limp-wristed" as opposed to baseball pitchers you then supplied your dodgy stats. On 22/09/2019 at 03:51, Salty Piss Flap said: ...Also, there have been 5 times more people killed by baseballs than by cricket balls. People killed by baseballs: 850 from 1862 to 2007 https://slate.com/culture/2009/05/death-at-the-ballpark-a-compendium-of-all-the-people-who-have-died-at-baseball-games.html People killed by cricket balls: 170 from 1858 to 2014 https://www.sbs.com.au/news/174-people-killed-playing-cricket-study Oops…. Looks like you're full of shit. Again. Naturally you were not attempting to analyse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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