Ape™️ Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 Just now, Jake The Muss said: Cock holster has all the credentials of being involved with Punky on some level, maybe they play golf and hide the sausage together. It wouldn’t surprise me in the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 14 minutes ago, Cock Holster said: What kind of soppy nonce can’t punctuate a question properly? You're nanny would be ashamed of you. “You’re” an illiterate cretin and I’ve reported you to Admin for false accusations of noncery. Peasant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: “You’re” an illiterate cretin and I’ve reported you to Admin for false accusations of noncery. Peasant. Leave it all Punks, the soppy cunt is your golf partner..or just partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 Don't be downhearted @Cock Holster. He reports everyone at some point. And then masturbates frenetically in anticipation of your immediate ban. Which won't happen because you're new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 11 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: “You’re” an illiterate cretin and I’ve reported you to Admin for false accusations of noncery. Peasant. Punkers, Did you ever work in the haberdashery department of Grace Bros. with John Inman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 31 minutes ago, Ape said: Your. Cretin. Anyway I’ve been meaning to discuss your user name with you. A holster is something you put an object such as a gun in, isn’t it? So a cock holster must, by definition, be somewhere to put a cock. If you are purporting to be a cock holster, then where does the cock go? My suspicion is that the cock goes up your arse (ass of you’re a septic), which makes you a fucking poof. It makes me a cunt you clown.... interesting that your first thought was anal though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 22 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: “You’re” an illiterate cretin and I’ve reported you to Admin for false accusations of noncery. Peasant. Lol you can’t punctuate yet I’m the illiterate. What a spazztard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Cock Holster said: Lol you can’t punctuate yet I’m the illiterate. What a spazztard... You really should have put a comma after Lol, and another after punctuate. Just pointing that out as your post was about bad punctuation. Glad to be of help, and welcome. Fuck Off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: You really should have put a comma after Lol, and another after punctuate. Just pointing that out as your post was about bad punctuation. Glad to be of help, and welcome. Fuck Off. Billy. When correcting written English, try and avoid leaving two spaces after a full stop. I hate being sober on Fridays. I feel like a den mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 20 minutes ago, Cock Holster said: Lol you can’t punctuate yet I’m the illiterate. What a spazztard... You’re a pleb and you have the manners and comportment of a baboon with learning difficulties and gonorrhoea. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Billy. When correcting written English, try and avoid leaving two spaces after a full stop. I hate being sober on Fridays. I feel like a den mother. I was just about to tell you it’s Thursday. Its not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 500 likes Eric. Fucking Roops nicked 130 off me too. I worked hard for them too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: 500 likes Eric. Fucking Roops nicked 130 off me too. I worked hard for them too. When was this? I thought you just got banged up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When was this? I thought you just got banged up. The time before last,for leaderboard manipulation. One week ban and she took a third of my likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 21 minutes ago, King Billy said: The time before last,for leaderboard manipulation. One week ban and she took a third of my likes. If she took a third of mine, I'd lose the will to live. I would probably suicide bomb a crowded mosque, just for the irony of it. I take your lives. Then I take your seventy two virgins (keep the hairy ones that look like Omid Djalili) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 9 hours ago, Cock Holster said: What kind of soppy nonce can’t punctuate a question properly? You're nanny would be ashamed of you. @Cock Holster, welcome to the site. We do not take kindly to direct accusations or even mild inferences of noncery against a fellow punter. Its a strict no-no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: @Cock Holster, welcome to the site. We do not take kindly to direct accusations or even mild inferences of noncery against a fellow punter. Its a strict no-no. Stop winding him up Roops. He’s not gonna fall for that. Everyone knows you try that trick on new punters. Of course he won’t be daft enough to comply with a ridiculous warning like that. Tell him you’re only joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Billy. When correcting written English, try and avoid leaving two spaces after a full stop. I hate being sober on Fridays. I feel like a den mother. Pardon. Is three spaces better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Explain why there will be a shortage of beans? Also what sort of beans.... Haricot beans, runner beans, baked beans, borlotti beans, mung beans. Actually don’t bother. Fuck off you stupid cunt. Human beans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 10 hours ago, King Billy said: Punkers, Did you ever work in the haberdashery department of Grace Bros. with John Inman. He was John Inman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He was John Inman John Inman is a dead faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: John Inman is a dead faggot. There's a walk called The John Inman. It's where you're dying for a shit (touching cloth, turtles head etc) and you mince, keeping your arse cheeks together towards the toilet before the bomb doors open. "Fuck me that was close. That vindaloo I last night had me walking like John Inman on the shop floor". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 Sooo it would appear Johnson’s form for lying has hit new heights. Cunt lies at school, lied whilst a journalist (twice), lies as mayor and now Ppl are surprised this clowns lied as PM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 20 minutes ago, Cock Holster said: Sooo it would appear Johnson’s form for lying has hit new heights. Cunt lies at school, lied whilst a journalist (twice), lies as mayor and now Ppl are surprised this clowns lied as PM! Hey, Cock Holster. Indulge me, what are your thoughts on Jeremy Corbyn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: Hey, Cock Holster. Indulge me, what are your thoughts on Jeremy Corbyn? He is a fucking liability.... not because I disagree with some of his policies but because the media have made him unelectable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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