Mrs Roops Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah, but come on, you're not averse to a bit of clam action. Nothing wrong with that. I'm proud to be a lesbian. I've experimented, strictly lipstick lesbianism I guess, but solids is best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah, but come on, you're not averse to a bit of clam action. Nothing wrong with that. I'm proud to be a lesbian. The trouble with you Eric is You’re Cunt mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I've experimented, strictly lipstick lesbianism I guess, but solids is best. I'll stick to squishy velvet caverns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: The trouble with you Eric is You’re Cunt mad. Women are brilliant, soft, warm, smell nice. Tits and a specially designed receptacle for my cock. How the fuck could any bloke prefer a dry, shitty, mans arse? The yanks had it right in the fifties. Homosexuality is a mental illness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Women are brilliant, soft, warm, smell nice. Tits and a specially designed receptacle for my cock. How the fuck could any bloke prefer a dry, shitty, mans arse? The yanks had it right in the fifties. Homosexuality is a mental illness. It always goes suspiciously quiet on here after you've talked about how much you like a bit of minge, have you ever noticed that? Never happens with anyone else... I think they're watching you, Eric... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Women are brilliant, soft, warm, smell nice. Tits and a specially designed receptacle for my cock. How the fuck could any bloke prefer a dry, shitty, mans arse? The yanks had it right in the fifties. Homosexuality is a mental illness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 9 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: That cunt was superb as the angel sent down to save Al Bundy in Married With Children. "Hey god, you gotta give me a minute with this Bundy. I thought I was sent here to save a human soul" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 18 minutes ago, Roadkill said: It always goes suspiciously quiet on here after you've talked about how much you like a bit of minge, have you ever noticed that? Never happens with anyone else... I think they're watching you, Eric... They are just paralysed with awe, at my intimidating masculinity RK. Nothing to worry about. As you were. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That cunt was superb as the angel sent down to save Al Bundy in Married With Children. "Hey god, you gotta give me a minute with this Bundy. I thought I was sent here to save a human soul" I was watching David Letterman the night Kinison made his TV debut. Friend and I had been out for a few beers, came back to my place and smoked some weed. By the time Kinison was about halfway through his act, we were both literally rolling on the floor laughing our asses off. I was holding my sides because they hurt from laughing so hard and had tears streaming from my eyes. The only other time I remember laughing that hard over something on TV was back in the mid 70's watching the Python bit where John Cleese as Ken Clean Air Systems was in the boxing ring, fighting the little blonde girl in the blue dress. Different friend, but we were stoned on weed that time too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 22 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I was watching David Letterman the night Kinison made his TV debut. Friend and I had been out for a few beers, came back to my place and smoked some weed. By the time Kinison was about halfway through his act, we were both literally rolling on the floor laughing our asses off. I was holding my sides because they hurt from laughing so hard and had tears streaming from my eyes. The only other time I remember laughing that hard over something on TV was back in the mid 70's watching the Python bit where John Cleese as Ken Clean Air Systems was in the boxing ring, fighting the little blonde girl in the blue dress. Different friend, but we were stoned on weed that time too. Denis Leary. A properly funny cunt. In my opinion, had the edge on Bill Hicks. More of a presence and likeability. To be fair, the greatest ever stand up, is Jerry Sadowitz, the Scotsman. How can you not like a man who walks out onto the main stage at the Montreal festival, and greets the audience with.. "Good evening moose-fuckers" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Denis Leary. A properly funny cunt. In my opinion, had the edge on Bill Hicks. More of a presence and likeability. To be fair, the greatest ever stand up, is Jerry Sadowitz, the Scotsman. How can you not like a man who walks out onto the main stage at the Montreal festival, and greets the audience with.. "Good evening moose-fuckers" I've known this guy from another forum for going on 15 years. We used to argue politics a lot there, though it wasn't a political forum. The forum owner finally started a Political section just for us to spend days thrashing it out over one argument without bothering everyone else. Anyway, the guy lived in Sacramento, CA. Prior to joining the forum, he had spent the 1980's and 90's living in San Francisco. For several years during the 80's he worked as a doorman one night a week at a comedy club called The Other Cafe. It became a very well known venue and many of the biggest names in stand up comedy at the time used to perform there. He became friends with Paula Poundstone and met Robin Williams a few times. It was the same club where Williams, already a big star, used to work for free in the kitchen washing dishes. He told me one time he went to a party after closing time and Williams was there. Williams got him to call his older brother in New Jersey long distance where it was about 3 am. Woke him up in the middle of the night and then Williams got on the phone and started fucking with him. The guy used to occasionally say that he'd seen approximately 11,000 sets of live stand up comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 47 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I've known this guy from another forum for going on 15 years. We used to argue politics a lot there, though it wasn't a political forum. The forum owner finally started a Political section just for us to spend days thrashing it out over one argument without bothering everyone else. Anyway, the guy lived in Sacramento, CA. Prior to joining the forum, he had spent the 1980's and 90's living in San Francisco. For several years during the 80's he worked as a doorman one night a week at a comedy club called The Other Cafe. It became a very well known venue and many of the biggest names in stand up comedy at the time used to perform there. He became friends with Paula Poundstone and met Robin Williams a few times. It was the same club where Williams, already a big star, used to work for free in the kitchen washing dishes. He told me one time he went to a party after closing time and Williams was there. Williams got him to call his older brother in New Jersey long distance where it was about 3 am. Woke him up in the middle of the night and then Williams got on the phone and started fucking with him. The guy used to occasionally say that he'd seen approximately 11,000 sets of live stand up comedy. I think I might be a bit weird Salt-Flats. When you mentioned Tom Petty earlier, I got a strange recollection of wanting to fuck Brooke Smith when she was singing 'American girl' in silence of the lambs. Then I put on the DVD of 'The Survivor series 7' and I still quite fancied fucking her as a pregnant, murdering, Tornado-bait slag. I genuinely think that I might be sick in the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think I might be a bit weird Salt-Flats. When you mentioned Tom Petty earlier, I got a strange recollection of wanting to fuck Brooke Smith when she was singing 'American girl' in silence of the lambs. Then I put on the DVD of 'The Survivor series 7' and I still quite fancied fucking her as a pregnant, murdering, Tornado-bait slag. I genuinely think that I might be sick in the head. If you think you're crazy, you're not crazy. The truly crazy think they're perfectly sane. Sounds like you've got yourself something of a Yossarian thing going on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 23 hours ago, Frank said: Is that right, Eric? Stupid old cunt. Will you be crossing the channel anytime soon to do another hilarious 'Finding Chemo' video? Swarthy fucking pig. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: Will you be crossing the channel anytime soon to do another hilarious 'Finding Chemo' video? Swarthy fucking pig. Frank, riddled and rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank, riddled and rattled. Frattled© Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Frattled© Friddattled©️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Denis Leary. A properly funny cunt. In my opinion, had the edge on Bill Hicks. More of a presence and likeability. To be fair, the greatest ever stand up, is Jerry Sadowitz, the Scotsman. How can you not like a man who walks out onto the main stage at the Montreal festival, and greets the audience with.. "Good evening moose-fuckers" Saw a bit of Live at the Apollo and some cunt called Choudary came and first thing he said was "Evening white people". Oh, how I fucking larfed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Friddattled©️ My lawyers are watching Eric 👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Saw a bit of Live at the Apollo and some cunt called Choudary came and first thing he said was "Evening white people". Oh, how I fucking larfed. The term ‘Comedian’ seems to have acquired a completely new meaning about 20 years ago. It used to mean someone who made people laugh. Some random university educated PC fuckwit with spiked up hair, skinny boy band jeans, 15 year old filthy plimsolls and devoid of any sense of humour apart from the anti racist, anti fascist, pro lgbt, pro muslim, pro wimmins rights, anti men, anti Trump/Boris/Farage drivel guaranteed to make the sort of cunts who go to these cunts shows split their sides. I’d rather see someone go through the whole audience splitting their skulls with a hatchet. That really would make me laugh, but then I’m just old fashioned when it comes to comedy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 Thats one thing ill say the english comedian is a unique character and one of the few things that actually make me laugh...benny hill and bernard manning ...god rest their filthy mouths Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 23 minutes ago, King Billy said: The term ‘Comedian’ seems to have acquired a completely new meaning about 20 years ago. It used to mean someone who made people laugh. Some random university educated PC fuckwit with spiked up hair, skinny boy band jeans, 15 year old filthy plimsolls and devoid of any sense of humour apart from the anti racist, anti fascist, pro lgbt, pro muslim, pro wimmins rights, anti men, anti Trump/Boris/Farage drivel guaranteed to make the sort of cunts who go to these cunts shows split their sides. I’d rather see someone go through the whole audience splitting their skulls with a hatchet. That really would make me laugh, but then I’m just old fashioned when it comes to comedy. You ever seen Jim Davidson's adult panto? Not sure how many he did but I watched one last week. One of the guests was Charlie Drake who was fucking brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You ever seen Jim Davidson's adult panto? Not sure how many he did but I watched one last week. One of the guests was Charlie Drake who was fucking brilliant. Sinderella. I've got it on antique VHS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sinderella. I've got it on antique VHS. I watched it and thought that none of my latte slurping friends would find this remotely funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I watched it and thought that none of my latte slurping friends would find this remotely funny. Charlie Drake walking around pissed, and holding a ten inch black dildo would surely amuse anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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