Witheredscrote Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 I have my cousin visiting me, from Perth WA. He claims that there is a plethora of mincing gays across a once great country. He has gone as far as to say that the 143+ wild fires recently reported, were not the result of global warming, but in fact, real men burning out cottaging sites. All poofs should be persuaded to let hamsters live, and insert toxic Cane Toads up each others rectums instead. I sincerely hope that any Australian members do not bring this site into disrepute, by having their charred remains found, coupled to a koalas arsehole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 48 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I have my cousin visiting me, from Perth WA. He claims that there is a plethora of mincing gays across a once great country. He has gone as far as to say that the 143+ wild fires recently reported, were not the result of global warming, but in fact, real men burning out cottaging sites. All poofs should be persuaded to let hamsters live, and insert toxic Cane Toads up each others rectums instead. I sincerely hope that any Australian members do not bring this site into disrepute, by having their charred remains found, coupled to a koalas arsehole. Sounds like the perfect holiday destination for frank and punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 22 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Sounds like the perfect holiday destination for frank and punkape. And you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I have my cousin visiting me, from Perth WA. He claims that there is a plethora of mincing gays across a once great country. He has gone as far as to say that the 143+ wild fires recently reported, were not the result of global warming, but in fact, real men burning out cottaging sites. All poofs should be persuaded to let hamsters live, and insert toxic Cane Toads up each others rectums instead. I sincerely hope that any Australian members do not bring this site into disrepute, by having their charred remains found, coupled to a koalas arsehole. Is your cousin's name Bruce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 What the fuck is this shit? 'Inserting' them? You've been licking them and getting ripped to your tiny little tits, then posting the resulting 'stream of conscious' effluent, judged by this drivel output Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: And you. Lazy tranny post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 17 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Lazy tranny post. Lazy cannabis riddled post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Sounds like the perfect holiday destination for frank and punkape. Preferably as the fire is being set! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Glowworm said: Lazy cannabis riddled post. Oromorph actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Oromorph actually. Old battles. Calm down and have a cup of tea. Frank is still the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 40 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Oromorph actually. Constipation juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I have my cousin visiting me, from Perth WA. He claims that there is a plethora of mincing gays across a once great country. He has gone as far as to say that the 143+ wild fires recently reported, were not the result of global warming, but in fact, real men burning out cottaging sites. All poofs should be persuaded to let hamsters live, and insert toxic Cane Toads up each others rectums instead. I sincerely hope that any Australian members do not bring this site into disrepute, by having their charred remains found, coupled to a koalas arsehole. You wanna ask your yellow vest sporting fellow countrymen to stop setting wheelie bins alight, and start torching the Arab quarters of all major towns and cities, including the Calais jungle encampment. Hopefully the cunts might get the message there not welcome, and not to bother traveling any further north to the channel. Oh, and to stick a Cain Toad up there arse when there finished. As we know how fond you Frog's are of medication administered that way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 9 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I have my cousin visiting me, from Perth WA. He claims that there is a plethora of mincing gays across a once great country. He has gone as far as to say that the 143+ wild fires recently reported, were not the result of global warming, but in fact, real men burning out cottaging sites. All poofs should be persuaded to let hamsters live, and insert toxic Cane Toads up each others rectums instead. I sincerely hope that any Australian members do not bring this site into disrepute, by having their charred remains found, coupled to a koalas arsehole. Cane and Anal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Glowworm said: Old battles. Calm down and have a cup of tea. Frank is still the best on here. Only in your and his delusional world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 Two woofters..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Two woofters..... lol. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 Right..this is a shite nom..ive given it the necessary time to turn to shite..what im offering is a second hand preloved pkm with ..wait for it ..two webbin box mags 200 rd capacity..we've never used it cos it feeds right to left and has a non disintegrating metal belt which is a cunt to run with over broken ground ...we've tried it...anyway ive decided its better served in the upcoming civil war that yer gonna have ...€1900 ..including 800 rounds.. buyer collects ..be the first one in yer tower block to be Brexit ready Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 35 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Right..this is a shite nom..ive given it the necessary time to turn to shite..what im offering is a second hand preloved pkm with ..wait for it ..two webbin box mags 200 rd capacity..we've never used it cos it feeds right to left and has a non disintegrating metal belt which is a cunt to run with over broken ground ...we've tried it...anyway ive decided its better served in the upcoming civil war that yer gonna have ...€1900 ..including 800 rounds.. buyer collects ..be the first one in yer tower block to be Brexit ready Panzermurphybaby Kalashnikov with a suitcase. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 On 30/09/2019 at 14:54, Major Cunt said: You wanna ask your yellow vest sporting fellow countrymen to stop setting wheelie bins alight, and start torching the Arab quarters of all major towns and cities, including the Calais jungle encampment. Hopefully the cunts might get the message there not welcome, and not to bother traveling any further north to the channel. Oh, and to stick a Cain Toad up there arse when there finished. As we know how fond you Frog's are of medication administered that way. How much of a stupid uneducated cunt does one have to be, to not know the difference between and the proper usage of there, their and they're? Isn't this also one of the flaming hypocrite cunts who hammered me and Americans in general of our supposed misuse of the English language? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: How much of a stupid uneducated cunt does one have to be, to not know the difference between and the proper usage of there, their and they're? Isn't this also one of the flaming hypocrite cunts who hammered me and Americans in general of our supposed misuse of the English language? Yawn. Any credibility you ever had on here Yank left about a week ago. You're finished. Edited October 2, 2019 by Major Cunt Hammered you for being a fucking idiot, not your grammar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 46 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: How much of a stupid uneducated cunt does one have to be, to not know the difference between and the proper usage of there, their and they're? Isn't this also one of the flaming hypocrite cunts who hammered me and Americans in general of our supposed misuse of the English language? Good one Salty but the thick cunt is too stupid to realise just how dim-witted he is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: Good one Salty but the thick cunt is too stupid to realise just how dim-witted he is. Ah the final nail in the coffin...when you start rusty-tromboning an ostracized punter. Congratulations you unimaginative, rail ticket clipping, insufferable cunt! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Ah the final nail in the coffin...when you start rusty-tromboning an ostracized punter. Congratulations you unimaginative, rail ticket clipping, insufferable cunt! It’s truly pathetic the way it shifts allegiance between a select few moronic pieces of shit, hoping for acceptance and camaraderie in return for its support and likes. What it fails to appreciate is that even Frank, whom it idolises, thinks it’s a fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: It’s truly pathetic the way it shifts allegiance between a select few moronic pieces of shit, hoping for acceptance and camaraderie in return for its support and likes. What it fails to appreciate is that even Frank, whom it idolises, thinks it’s a fucking idiot. I only idolise you Ape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 On 30/09/2019 at 17:49, Glowworm said: Old battles. Calm down and have a cup of tea. Frank is still the best on here. Piss off to a dark corner and stay there until your internal organs deteriorate beyond repair. Diane Abbott has more brain cells than you. Cunt !! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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