King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 18 hours ago, Pete said: I did get to sleep with Sam Fox once Sam Smith? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: You feeling better today RK? No. I need one of you to sacrifice the Yank to the darkest and most perverted old god you can find to make me feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 I’m totally confused now. Can anyone tell me the answer to this. A ‘friend’ confided in me that he’d fucked Sam Smith at the weekend. He reckons that now that the cunt is a non binary, non bender specific They/Them, that he can fuck him and definitely not be a poof. I would like clarification on this so that I can call him a massive bumboy, or not, depending on the verdict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Fucking Paddies. Thieving all our radio waves. Get your radiogram tuned onto ‘Maris Piper FM’ and the whole Panzy clan can have a little singalong on wash night. All waiting for your turn in the tin bath in front of the log fire, while the spuds simmer gently on the stove. Three months after BREXIT Panzer's lot will be sending letters begging for food parcels, tins of powered milk and WH Smiths big mac vouchers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Three months after BREXIT Panzer's lot will be sending letters begging for food parcels, tins of powered milk and WH Smiths big mac vouchers. So business as usual, then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: No. I need one of you to sacrifice the Yank to the darkest and most perverted old god you can find to make me feel better. He’s doing a great job of destroying himself without any help from anyone. I can’t see him lasting very much longer. There’s a queue of members lined up to deliver the coup de grace when the spectacle becomes too depressingly unbearable. Don’t let his Sideshow Bob act hinder your recovery. Get well soon and Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, Roadkill said: No. I need one of you to sacrifice the Yank to the darkest and most perverted old god you can find to make me feel better. Get well, Roadie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: So business as usual, then? I like the new avatar RK. I didn’t know you were a Justin Trudeau fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 25 minutes ago, King Billy said: He’s doing a great job of destroying himself without any help from anyone. I can’t see him lasting very much longer. There’s a queue of members lined up to deliver the coup de grace when the spectacle becomes too depressingly unbearable. Don’t let his Sideshow Bob act hinder your recovery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 41 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m totally confused now. Can anyone tell me the answer to this. A ‘friend’ confided in me that he’d fucked Sam Smith at the weekend. He reckons that now that the cunt is a non binary, non bender specific They/Them, that he can fuck him and definitely not be a poof. I would like clarification on this so that I can call him a massive bumboy, or not, depending on the verdict. Naughty Boys? “La La La La”? Kick the cunt’s teeth in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 35 minutes ago, King Billy said: He’s doing a great job of destroying himself without any help from anyone. I can’t see him lasting very much longer. There’s a queue of members lined up to deliver the coup de grace when the spectacle becomes too depressingly unbearable. Fucking wimps. Where the fuck were they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: And what the fuck do you have against tin baths exactly? 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Fucking tin baths. Fucking cunts. "Spunk Floats" copyright @Quincy Cockfingers circa 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: "Spunk Floats" copyright @Quincy Cockfingers circa 2017 Imagine what the world's only fat crack addict, Quince esq, would've made of Salty. I wish he wasn't dead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Imagine what the world's only fat crack addict, Quince esq, would've made of Salty. I wish he wasn't dead. What the fuck are you on about .. all you need to do is to log out and then log back in as Quince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Ooo..t'would seem the borizz is now clear to twiddle thumbs n take y'all out of the club on halloween night Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 17 minutes ago, Glowworm said: log out and then log back in Careful. Sally will call you a scatophile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 33 minutes ago, Glowworm said: What the fuck are you on about .. all you need to do is to log out and then log back in as Quince. I like a drink as much as the next plastic paddy, but I've never been obliterated enough to produce something like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: "Spunk Floats" copyright @Quincy Cockfingers circa 2017 I remember that. You mentioned an unflushable monster turd that you had deposited in one of your in-laws bathrooms. And Quincy replied... 'Spunk floats. You're fucked' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember that. You mentioned an unflushable monster turd that you had deposited in one of your in-laws bathrooms. And Quincy replied... 'Spunk floats. You're fucked' Classic fingers. Every man jack of us miss his coked to the gills late night ramblings. He was fucking right to. Edited October 7, 2019 by Stubby Pecker About the spunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Imagine what the world's only fat crack addict, Quince esq, would've made of Salty. I wish he wasn't dead. An early Chrimbo gift, Decs. Resurrect Quincy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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