Earl of Punkape Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 Our general media is infected with a wholly obnoxious left wing bias from the BBC, channel 4,Sky and bum fuckery trans TV stations throughout the U.K.. I now listen to LBC where at least informed choice is a better bedfellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Our general media is infected with a wholly obnoxious left wing bias from the BBC, channel 4,Sky and bum fuckery trans TV stations throughout the U.K.. I now listen to LBC where at least informed choice is a better bedfellow. Fuck off, you tiresome little weasel. You only listen to LBC so you can furiously masturbate when the weedy little faggot JRM “cums” on. You’re a depraved piece of shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 36 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: is a better bedfellow. I bet you’ve had lots of fellows in your bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: Fuck off, you tiresome little weasel. You only listen to LBC so you can furiously masturbate when the weedy little faggot JRM “cums” on. You’re a depraved piece of shit. Your parents couldn’t afford private education and now you’re a weasel.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I bet you’ve had lots of fellows in your bed. I bet you have a well greased dachshund in your bed.... lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: I bet you have a well greased dachshund in your bed.... lol. As compared to the well greased dachsund up your arse! Gerbils and small rodents no longer satisfy, punkers??? LOL Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I now listen to LBC where at least informed choice is a better bedfellow. So you’ve gone from totally biased , to completely partisan - disguised as totally biased. Presented by privately-funded wannabe politicians , and wannabe political advisors - who want to sell you Confused.com insurance. With mind-numbing repetitive news-feeds - read by children , and housewife-geared adverts every 15 minutes. Try getting a life , and having some personal values. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 13 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Our general media is infected with a wholly obnoxious left wing bias from the BBC, channel 4,Sky and bum fuckery trans TV stations throughout the U.K.. I now listen to LBC where at least informed choice is a better bedfellow. Is this the radio choice of the lesbian, Bi, Cock-loving community? If so I can understand why they’re your preferred choice for the bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 The only LBC that I am aware of is impressioned into a brick which I would happily smash into your gurning face, you fucking poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 19 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Our general media is infected with a wholly obnoxious left wing bias from the BBC, channel 4,Sky and bum fuckery trans TV stations throughout the U.K.. I now listen to LBC where at least informed choice is a better bedfellow. I heard one ole dear on LBC say that she voted leave because she wanted to eat fish n chips outa a newspaper again an how after Brexit she could again savour the smell of salt n vinegar outa the daily express...top hole nom punkers old bean Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I heard one ole dear on LBC say that she voted leave because she wanted to eat fish n chips outa a newspaper again an how after Brexit she could again savour the smell of salt n vinegar outa the daily express...top hole nom punkers old bean Panzermurphybaby You never eaten at a greasy spoon Panz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 24 minutes ago, Glowworm said: You never eaten at a greasy spoon Panz? Talking of greasy spoons - how’s your sex-life going with Salty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 35 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I heard one ole dear on LBC say that she voted leave because she wanted to eat fish n chips outa a newspaper again an how after Brexit she could again savour the smell of salt n vinegar outa the daily express...top hole nom punkers old bean Panzermurphybaby Fuck off you illiterate peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 47 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I heard one ole dear on LBC say that she voted leave because she wanted to eat fish n chips outa a newspaper again an how after Brexit she could again savour the smell of salt n vinegar outa the daily express...top hole nom punkers old bean Panzermurphybaby When considering the fuzzy , out of focus Page 3 shots , that I used to delightfully savour at 14 - I found the application of grease and vinegar , together with a little salt , would bring the image into a more enhanced-detail and contrast - facilitating an elevated wanking-potential , together with an easily wipeable medium (once radiator-hardened into a shellac consistency) for repeated usage. I did get to sleep with Sam Fox once , but had trouble achieving an erection - until she suggested rubbing greasy chips all over her tits , and adding salt and vinegar , with a splash of gravy. She certainly knew her stuff - since after that I performed admirably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Pete said: Sam Fox... suggested rubbing greasy chips all over her tits Scottish foreplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Fuck off you illiterate peasant. Ah now punkers baby thats no way to talk to a fellow member of the one true church..id say thats at least ten decades of the rosary penance for you ..no more of your guttermouth now.. theres a good chappy Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 5 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Ah now punkers baby thats no way to talk to a fellow member of the one true church..id say thats at least ten decades of the rosary penance for you ..no more of your guttermouth now.. theres a good chappy Panzermurphybaby Spunkers spends most of his life down at the confession box. Father Mtembe has taken to putting him over his knee and spanking his little white skinny posh buttocks with a rolled up copy of the Catholic Herald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 15 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I heard one ole dear on LBC say that she voted leave because she wanted to eat fish n chips outa a newspaper again an how after Brexit she could again savour the smell of salt n vinegar outa the daily express...top hole nom punkers old bean Panzermurphybaby Fucking Paddies. Thieving all our radio waves. Get your radiogram tuned onto ‘Maris Piper FM’ and the whole Panzy clan can have a little singalong on wash night. All waiting for your turn in the tin bath in front of the log fire, while the spuds simmer gently on the stove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 33 minutes ago, King Billy said: Spunkers spends most of his life down at the confession box. Father Mtembe has taken to putting him over his knee and spanking his little white skinny posh buttocks with a rolled up copy of the Catholic Herald. He first decided to become catholic when he discovered that holy communion involved accepting a man's body in his mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 38 minutes ago, King Billy said: Spunkers spends most of his life down at the confession box. Father Mtembe has taken to putting him over his knee and spanking his little white skinny posh buttocks with a rolled up copy of the Catholic Herald. You wouldn't be allowed in his confessional. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Fucking Paddies. Thieving all our radio waves. Get your radiogram tuned onto ‘Maris Piper FM’ and the whole Panzy clan can have a little singalong on wash night. All waiting for your turn in the tin bath in front of the log fire, while the spuds simmer gently on the stove. Now thats fukkin funny Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: You wouldn't be allowed in his confessional. Fuck off. You will be turned back if you ever try to slip through the Port of Dover, for example if the Germans were spotted on the move through the Ardennes again. Cheese eating surrender monkey. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Fucking Paddies. Thieving all our radio waves. Get your radiogram tuned onto ‘Maris Piper FM’ and the whole Panzy clan can have a little singalong on wash night. All waiting for your turn in the tin bath in front of the log fire, while the spuds simmer gently on the stove. And what the fuck do you have against tin baths exactly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: And what the fuck do you have against tin baths exactly? Fucking tin baths. Fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 You feeling better today RK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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