Penny Farthing Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 This cunt dived off the top of a shopping centre in Stratford, London on 17th October 2018 in an attempt to commit suicide .. sadly he failed because he landed on top of Grace Spencer-Green (a trainee doctor) and left her paralysed from the waist down. Amazingly he has only been sentenced to four years in prison, hopefully he will have a fall down the stairs whilst in prison. Spare a few thoughts for the courage of Ms Spencer-Green who say's that she bears him no ill will and has now recommenced her studies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glowworm said: This cunt dived off the top of a shopping centre in Stratford, London on 17th October 2018 in an attempt to commit suicide .. sadly he failed because he landed on top of Grace Spencer-Green (a trainee doctor) and left her paralysed from the waist down. Amazingly he has only been sentenced to four years in prison, hopefully he will have a fall down the stairs whilst in prison. Spare a few thoughts for the courage of Ms Spencer-Green who say's that she bears him no ill will and has now recommenced her studies. Is he an anagram? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 Is this a current news story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 Just put his name through an anagram maker and I got 'Alarmists hallway manual' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Is this a current news story? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is he an anagram? Just a simple hard to spell cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: Is this a current news story? Haven’t you followed the details in the “Sun”.....? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Haven’t you followed the details in the “Sun”.....? I have no idea what news stories are covered in this comic. It’s clear, however, that you do. I expect you own a white van too, you working class piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape said: I have no idea what news stories are covered in this comic. It’s clear, however, that you do. I expect you own a white van too, you working class piece of shit. Which newspaper do you have delivered to your house each day ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ape said: I have no idea what news stories are covered in this comic. It’s clear, however, that you do. I expect you own a white van too, you working class piece of shit. Are you a member of Hitlerjugend Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Which newspaper do you have delivered to your house each day ? I’m more interested in which newspaper you have delivered. Is it The Times by any chance? It’s that or The Telegraph. Has to be one of these two, judging by what a fucking wanker you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Ape said: I’m more interested in which newspaper you have delivered. Is it The Times by any chance? It’s that or The Telegraph. Has to be one of these two, judging by what a fucking wanker you are. Do you read the Daily Mail or the Daily Express Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 29 minutes ago, Ape said: I’m more interested in which newspaper you have delivered. Is it The Times by any chance? It’s that or The Telegraph. Has to be one of these two, judging by what a fucking wanker you are. I get the Telegraph and the F.T daily and on Sunday I get the Sunday Times and the Observer for some balance.... I also have periodicals delivered....The Spectator,Golf Monthly, Country Life, the Cheshire Magazine, Private Eye and the Investor’s Chronicle. Which newspapers do you have delivered ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: I’m more interested in which newspaper you have delivered. Is it The Times by any chance? It’s that or The Telegraph. Has to be one of these two, judging by what a fucking wanker you are. Gay Gazette. (Black men in spandex, colour supplement) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 26 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I get the Telegraph and the F.T daily and on Sunday I get the Sunday Times and the Observer for some balance.... I also have periodicals delivered....The Spectator,Golf Monthly, Country Life, the Cheshire Magazine, Private Eye and the Investor’s Chronicle. Which newspapers do you have delivered ? Do you like gladiator movies? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 31 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I get the Telegraph and the F.T daily and on Sunday I get the Sunday Times and the Observer for some balance.... I also have periodicals delivered....The Spectator,Golf Monthly, Country Life, the Cheshire Magazine, Private Eye and the Investor’s Chronicle. Which newspapers do you have delivered ? Ape has the Beano reserved at his local Tesco. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you like gladiator movies? He likes cock movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 40 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I get the Telegraph and the F.T daily and on Sunday I get the Sunday Times and the Observer for some balance.... I also have periodicals delivered....The Spectator,Golf Monthly, Country Life, the Cheshire Magazine, Private Eye and the Investor’s Chronicle. Which newspapers do you have delivered ? Metro on weekdays and Asian Express Uhm Uhm at weekends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 46 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I get the Telegraph and the F.T daily and on Sunday I get the Sunday Times and the Observer for some balance.... I also have periodicals delivered....The Spectator,Golf Monthly, Country Life, the Cheshire Magazine, Private Eye and the Investor’s Chronicle. Which newspapers do you have delivered ? You buy The Mirror at your local paper shop, en route to the local men’s toilets. You’re a massive faggot. End of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 In fairness, if my name was 'Ansumnalah Silky Trawler', I would jump off a fucking taller building that that cunt. Yes, I know several of you are about to suggest I change it by deed poll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: In fairness, if my name was 'Ansumnalah Silky Trawler', I would jump off a fucking taller building that that cunt. Yes, I know several of you are about to suggest I change it by deed poll. Why let a silly little detail like a name hold you back? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you like gladiator movies? Hmm, snails and oysters, "taste is not the same as appetite". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Hmm, snails and oysters, "taste is not the same as appetite". What? have you suffered some kind of cerebral haemorrhage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What? have you suffered some kind of cerebral haemorrhage? A bit cryptic I guess... Its from the deleted scene (since restored) from "Spartacus" where the bisexual Crassus is sounding out Antonius as to which way he leans. Despite the hidden meanings, the scene still didn't get past the original censors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 49 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: A bit cryptic I guess... Its from the formerly deleted scene from "Spartacus" where the bisexual Crassus is sounding out Antonius as to which way he leans. The scene still didn't get past the censors. Ah. I typed the bit you quoted into Google and nothing came up. Sadly, they've also edited out the little red van in the distant background of the climactic battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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