Stubby Pecker Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: He's a redundant old cunt who refuses to update his alternative comedy scene poor, man's Alexei Sayle act. I've seen two week old dog shit that's fresher than his recent rambling performances. What a fucking shambles. Fucking shambles indeed. We've currently got some of the worst punters of all time running around these sacred pages, posting endless reams of pure shite, yet our Frank still thinks it's OK to put up the same fucking Rocky video every other day like some soft cocked cretin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fucking shambles indeed. We've currently got some of the worst punters of all time running around these sacred pages, posting endless reams of pure shite, yet our Frank still thinks it's OK to put up the same fucking Rocky video every other day like some soft cocked cretin. I have just been reading about death .. have you ever given it a thought? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 I don't understand why the yellow press are all getting so upset about Prince Andrew, he was only trying to live up to the 'Randy Andy' nickname they gave him forty years ago. Fuckin' hypocrite cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 7 hours ago, Glowworm said: I have just been reading about death .. have you ever given it a thought? I've thought about yours enough fucking times. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 7 hours ago, Glowworm said: I have just been reading about death .. have you ever given it a thought? Reading about death? If it was methods of suicide any one will do. Just pick one at random and fucking get on with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 7 hours ago, Glowworm said: I have just been reading about death .. have you ever given it a thought? Hopefully it’s a step by step guide - a Haynes manual for suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've thought about yours enough fucking times. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dM8ZHY9BGug Boring twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 35 minutes ago, ©Frank said: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dM8ZHY9BGug Boring twat. I'm second on the leaderboard after a mere 18 posts, and I've only been back three days folllwing a ten day absence. My LTP ratio is below 1.22 and I'm a man in his prime. You're yesterday's news. Adapt or die, your shit has worn wafer thin and no one is laughing anymore, least of all that dead fucking dwarf in your video. Monkhouse wanker. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: More like a Continental STD kill me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 On 18/11/2019 at 22:43, ratcum said: You're a good man MC. I tide of shit threatens to envelope this site, surfed on by faecal Frank himself. Death to the poo people. Cheers Herr RatsMarshall. You're an absolute raving lunatic, but you also piss Frank off which makes you strangely endearing. You're alright in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 Looks like Andy’s trousers are getting more brown by the hour. Sarah will drive a hard bargain with the old hag, to keep her slag mouth shut. The money will come very handy, the liver spot cunt needs all the help she can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 On the upside - Andy will still get his pocket money from her maj; on the proviso that he doesn’t bring young tarts back home, or has pictures with them taken in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 4 hours ago, Ape said: Hopefully it’s a step by step guide - a Haynes manual for suicide. What do you know about Midland Compounds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 57 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Post Removed Don’t take the piss out of The Carrotcruncher. Access to sheep can’t be easy this time of the year. Have some sympathy for the little boy revelling in the adulation from his yokel mates. 🐑 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 57 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Post Removed you'll get fucked for this Scrotals. I ain't no grass though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 30 minutes ago, ratcum said: you'll get fucked for this Scrotals. I ain't no grass though Grass him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 31 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Don’t take the piss out of The Carrotcruncher. Access to sheep can’t be easy this time of the year. Have some sympathy for the little boy revelling in the adulation from his yokel mates. 🐑 Good evening Judge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 CYA in two weeks, Withers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 Hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 33 minutes ago, Foreskincheese said: Grass him Nice one ratty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 59 minutes ago, ratcum said: you'll get fucked for this Scrotals. I ain't no grass though Nice one ratty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: Reading about death? If it was methods of suicide any one will do. Just pick one at random and fucking get on with it. Fascist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 14 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: CYA in two weeks, Withers. I'm sure its not just me that suspects our faux french wanker friend is still here under several other guises? Just delete his account permanently to make sure. There's a 2 in 1 pie in it for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 9 hours ago, Glowworm said: Fascist. They say Il Duce always made the trains run on time. I would have thought you would have been a big fan. Forza Italia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 39 minutes ago, judgetwi said: They say Il Duce always made the trains run on time. I would have thought you would have been a big fan. Forza Italia! Do you think that II Duce would have made Prince Andrew "do time"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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