Stubby Pecker Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 Malta's top brass have finally stepped down over years of corruption allegations bought to a head in 2017 by the car bomb murder of the investigative journalist who exposed their shitcunt tactics. Departing PM Musc-twat stated that "this case cannot define everything that our country is". What a complete cunt. The thing that defines Malta to me, and should do to every European, is the illegal killing of 100s of thousands (one estimation is up to 3 million annually) of migrating birds every spring as they travel from Africa to Europe to breed. Some stats on estimated annual numbers killed: - 200,00 Turtle doves (declined by 95% in the UK) - 19,000 Quail - 200,000 to 300,000 song thrush (song thrush for fucks sake) - 27,000 Chaffinch - 70,000 Linnet - 10,000 Siskin - 30,000 Greenfinch Other species needlessly killed include; Herons (32,000) Bee-eaters, Golden Oriole, Cuckoo, Peregrine Falcon, Kestrel, Little Egret, Cattle Egret, Night Heron, Black-winged Stilt, Swift, Pallid Swift, Grey Wagtail, Greater Flamingo, Great White Heron, Pallid Harrier, shearwaters (250 to 450) etc etc etc - basically anything that flies. The levels these murderous fucks will go to includes coating trees with glue, using lures and nets and going out at night to blast birds of prey in their communal roost sites. One wonders what goes through the tiny inbred minds of the native Malteser cunts who enjoy this sport, but not as much as the logic that sees the EU prop up their government (200 million a year) without even a slap on the wrist it seems. To me there is a simple way to solve this problem- a month long campaign of dropping biological weapons on the island (Ebola, anthrax, swine flu, airborne tertiary AIDS etc) until every human is a rotting corpse leaving the place to nature as intended. I'll take the 200 million as payment for fixing the mess and distribute as I see fit. This shit also goes on in Italy, France, Cyprus, The Balkans, Turkey etc- the main migration routes are a literal killing zone and other European counties spend millions of euros every year trying to conserve the same birds their southern neighbours kill with impunity. If ever there was a cunt that deserved nomination Malta is right up there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Malta's top brass have finally stepped down over years of corruption allegations bought to a head in 2017 by the car bomb murder of the investigative journalist who exposed their shitcunt tactics. Departing PM Musc-twat stated that "this case cannot define everything that our country is". What a complete cunt. The thing that defines Malta to me, and should do to every European, is the illegal killing of 100s of thousands (one estimation is up to 3 million annually) of migrating birds every spring as they travel from Africa to Europe to breed. Some stats on estimated annual numbers killed: - 200,00 Turtle doves (declined by 95% in the UK) - 19,000 Quail - 200,000 to 300,000 song thrush (song thrush for fucks sake) - 27,000 Chaffinch - 70,000 Linnet - 10,000 Siskin - 30,000 Greenfinch Other species needlessly killed include; Herons (32,000) Bee-eaters, Golden Oriole, Cuckoo, Peregrine Falcon, Kestrel, Little Egret, Cattle Egret, Night Heron, Black-winged Stilt, Swift, Pallid Swift, Grey Wagtail, Greater Flamingo, Great White Heron, Pallid Harrier, shearwaters (250 to 450) etc etc etc - basically anything that flies. The levels these murderous fucks will go to includes coating trees with glue, using lures and nets and going out at night to blast birds of prey in their communal roost sites. One wonders what goes through the tiny inbred minds of the native Malteser cunts who enjoy this sport, but not as much as the logic that sees the EU prop up their government (200 million a year) without even a slap on the wrist it seems. To me there is a simple way to solve this problem- a month long campaign of dropping biological weapons on the island (Ebola, anthrax, swine flu, airborne tertiary AIDS etc) until every human is a rotting corpse leaving the place to nature as intended. I'll take the 200 million as payment for fixing the mess and distribute as I see fit. This shit also goes on in Italy, France, Cyprus, The Balkans, Turkey etc- the main migration routes are a literal killing zone and other European counties spend millions of euros every year trying to conserve the same birds their southern neighbours kill with impunity. If ever there was a cunt that deserved nomination Malta is right up there. I have family in Malta .. but yes .. this slaughter is totally reprehensible .. I think that in Italy you can buy tinned larks and in France thrushes and robins are a delicacy. I understand that the Spaniards no longer do this or that it is frowned upon by the younger Spaniards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: 200,00 Turtle doves (declined by 95% in the UK) - 19,000 Quail - 200,000 to 300,000 song thrush (song thrush for fucks sake) - 27,000 Chaffinch - 70,000 Linnet - 10,000 Siskin - 30,000 Greenfinch And a Partridge in a pear tree Lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 Bloody hell Stubbs, I never had you down as a Twitcher (other than when you get to the Vinegar strokes) Sam Spade was a cunt! HTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 Malta's a rocky shithole. The RAF should use it for target practice. It wont be the first time cunts have done that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Malta's a rocky shithole. The Maltese people are not genetically blessed either. It's like Homo floresiensis never went extinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The Maltese people are not genetically blessed either. It's like Homo floresiensis never went extinct. You seem to be homin-in on the missing link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: And a Partridge in a pear tree Lol fuck off Out of likes. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Malta's top brass have finally stepped down over years of corruption allegations bought to a head in 2017 by the car bomb murder of the investigative journalist who exposed their shitcunt tactics. Departing PM Musc-twat stated that "this case cannot define everything that our country is". What a complete cunt. The thing that defines Malta to me, and should do to every European, is the illegal killing of 100s of thousands (one estimation is up to 3 million annually) of migrating birds every spring as they travel from Africa to Europe to breed. Some stats on estimated annual numbers killed: - 200,00 Turtle doves (declined by 95% in the UK) - 19,000 Quail - 200,000 to 300,000 song thrush (song thrush for fucks sake) - 27,000 Chaffinch - 70,000 Linnet - 10,000 Siskin - 30,000 Greenfinch Other species needlessly killed include; Herons (32,000) Bee-eaters, Golden Oriole, Cuckoo, Peregrine Falcon, Kestrel, Little Egret, Cattle Egret, Night Heron, Black-winged Stilt, Swift, Pallid Swift, Grey Wagtail, Greater Flamingo, Great White Heron, Pallid Harrier, shearwaters (250 to 450) etc etc etc - basically anything that flies. The levels these murderous fucks will go to includes coating trees with glue, using lures and nets and going out at night to blast birds of prey in their communal roost sites. One wonders what goes through the tiny inbred minds of the native Malteser cunts who enjoy this sport, but not as much as the logic that sees the EU prop up their government (200 million a year) without even a slap on the wrist it seems. To me there is a simple way to solve this problem- a month long campaign of dropping biological weapons on the island (Ebola, anthrax, swine flu, airborne tertiary AIDS etc) until every human is a rotting corpse leaving the place to nature as intended. I'll take the 200 million as payment for fixing the mess and distribute as I see fit. This shit also goes on in Italy, France, Cyprus, The Balkans, Turkey etc- the main migration routes are a literal killing zone and other European counties spend millions of euros every year trying to conserve the same birds their southern neighbours kill with impunity. If ever there was a cunt that deserved nomination Malta is right up there. Never mind that shit. Did you know that the 4 hippos from Pablo Escobars private zoo, were allowed to roam free in Columbia, after he was executed by the CIA? Well apparently, they've been fucking, and there is now a colony of between 50 and 70. What I want to know, is this. If they've all bred from the original 4, won't they be all fucked up and mutated from lack of genetic diversity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What I want to know, is this. If they've all bred from the original 4, won't they be all fucked up and mutated from lack of genetic diversity? Rather unfortunate timing Eric to put a question like this out. You do know that the one person who could definitively answer it is in the slammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never mind that shit. Did you know that the 4 hippos from Pablo Escobars private zoo, were allowed to roam free in Columbia, after he was executed by the CIA? Well apparently, they've been fucking, and there is now a colony of between 50 and 70. What I want to know, is this. If they've all bred from the original 4, won't they be all fucked up and mutated from lack of genetic diversity? https://www.grammarly.com/m Easy on the commas, Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Frank said: https://www.grammarly.com/m Easy on the commas, Eric. I'm always doing this. I'm so sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm always doing this. I'm so sorry. That’s okay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 8 minutes ago, Frank said: That’s okay. Are you shagging him frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 Just now, Foreskincheese said: Are you shagging him frank? It’s a kind of digital snooker, Foreski. You wouldn’t understand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 46 minutes ago, King Billy said: Rather unfortunate timing Eric to put a question like this out. You do know that the one person who could definitively answer it is in the slammer. I found the story fascinating Bill. I'd like to make a documentary about it. I thought I would consult 'Stubby Attenborough', an expert on ecology and conservation, as I want the film to be taken seriously. I will probably call it... 'Mutant Cocaine Death Hippo Apocalypse' I was hoping Frank would direct. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I found the story fascinating Bill. I'd like to make a documentary about it. I thought I would consult 'Stubby Attenborough', an expert on ecology and conservation, as I want the film to be taken seriously. I will probably call it... 'Mutant Cocaine Death Hippo Apocalypse' I was hoping Frank would direct. You really are a screw loose arnt you. I thought it was an act at first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 9 minutes ago, Foreskincheese said: Are you shagging him frank? Extra blue from a free ball, then pink. Followed by three reds, two blacks and a blue.. 36. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Extra blue from a free ball, then pink. Followed by three reds, two blacks and a blue.. 36. More like pink then brown for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Foreskincheese said: More like pink then brown for you Just a stab in the dark... but they made you do 'Environmental Science' at school, didn't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 6 hours ago, Foreskincheese said: You really are a screw loose arnt you. I thought it was an act at first Its not a screw Fork Skin .. its a fucking six inch nail and it waggles about a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never mind that shit. Did you know that the 4 hippos from Pablo Escobars private zoo, were allowed to roam free in Columbia, after he was executed by the CIA? Well apparently, they've been fucking, and there is now a colony of between 50 and 70. What I want to know, is this. If they've all bred from the original 4, won't they be all fucked up and mutated from lack of genetic diversity? Its detailed in this book Yes, I'm guessing they'd be pretty mongoloid by now- a bit like our yank friend salty and roughly the same size. What puzzles me is that humans can effectively choose a species for something it produces and make them extinct (Rhinos, tigers etc) by can't pull their fucking fingers out to blast a few cunting invasive hippos. Surely every other gun totting redneck American wanker would be desperate to go down their with their AR-15s? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never mind that shit. Did you know that the 4 hippos from Pablo Escobars private zoo, were allowed to roam free in Columbia, after he was executed by the CIA? Well apparently, they've been fucking, and there is now a colony of between 50 and 70. What I want to know, is this. If they've all bred from the original 4, won't they be all fucked up and mutated from lack of genetic diversity? That's how the population of Ipswich started! Right Decs?👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Its detailed in this book Yes, I'm guessing they'd be pretty mongoloid by now- a bit like our yank friend salty and roughly the same size. What puzzles me is that humans can effectively choose a species for something it produces and make them extinct (Rhinos, tigers etc) by can't pull their fucking fingers out to blast a few cunting invasive hippos. Surely every other gun totting redneck American wanker would be desperate to go down their with their AR-15s? Hippos are hard cunts who laugh at Armalites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jackotc has risen Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 15 hours ago, Frank said: It’s a kind of digital snooker, Foreski. You wouldn’t understand. Ahh Francois. Still treading the Corner's shit stained floorboards I see. That makes me glad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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