Witheredscrote Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 12 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Are you okay Decco .. has something upset you? He has lost his little friend for 2 weeks, asked Stubby to suck his tiny maggot instead, and being a wet soppy veggy cunt, Stubby declined. Just a thought. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 53 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: What you suggest is of course fictional- I live miles from the Freak for the East. You, however, have the very real option of pulling your nose out that family size bucket of fried chicken. Try fruit and veg like us slim Europeans You need to be aware Stubby, Americans prioritise corn and soy products with their subsidies. Healthy food ain’t cheap in Pellugaville. Sweetened pig feed on a week day and mad cow burger on Sunday is standard fare in the land of the free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 9 hours ago, Decimus said: Salty's Wendy House has got a lead door flap, just in case. Trousers-wise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: That looks nice. I'd get someone in to sort out the shrubbery though, Roger perhaps. And add some tasteful cladding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 15 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Beats the hell out of that abandoned medieval stone and straw hut out in the woods you squat in when you're not tucked in all warm and comfy up underneath your favorite highway viaduct. Stupid short, chubby, prematurely balding, stale urine smelling, bespectacled milquetoast twat. I am not familiar - what is a milquetoast twat? Is it bread and butter pudding? Please clarify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 1 minute ago, White Cunt said: I am not familiar - what is a milquetoast twat? Is it bread and butter pudding? Please clarify. Two separate words. Google is your best buddy on the internet. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 12 minutes ago, White Cunt said: You need to be aware Stubby, Americans prioritise corn and soy products with their subsidies. Healthy food ain’t cheap in Pellugaville. Sweetened pig feed on a week day and mad cow burger on Sunday is standard fare in the land of the free. As opposed to the grease-dripping "bangers" served with carbohydrate laden mashed potatoes, greasy deep-fried fish served with greasy deep-fried "chips", followed by a heaping glob of syrupy Spotted Dick and washed down with sugary tea or warm beer that is the British standard fare? And that is supposed to be healthier.... how? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: As opposed to the grease-dripping "bangers" served with carbohydrate laden mashed potatoes, greasy deep-fried fish served with greasy deep-fried "chips", followed by a heaping glob of syrupy Spotted Dick and washed down with sugary tea or warm beer that is the British standard fare? And that is supposed to be healthier.... how? Most of us prefer traditional English cuisine.. like Chinese and curry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 9 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: And that is supposed to be healthier.... how? From Wikipedia, although it's not the most up-to-the-minute data set I've ever seen. List of countries by body mass index The UK are in 40th position, just to save you having to look it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 51 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: He has lost his little friend for 2 weeks, asked Stubby to suck his tiny maggot instead, and being a wet soppy veggy cunt, Stubby declined. Just a thought. He'll certainly be missed more than you were during your recent fortnight away, he's already being name dropped left right and centre. I don't think you were mentioned once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 9 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: As opposed to the grease-dripping "bangers" served with carbohydrate laden mashed potatoes, greasy deep-fried fish served with greasy deep-fried "chips", followed by a heaping glob of syrupy Spotted Dick and washed down with sugary tea or warm beer that is the British standard fare? And that is supposed to be healthier.... how? Your knowledge of modern British cuisine is about as relevant and up to date as your taste in our comedy. Shit Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: From Wikipedia. The UK are in 40th position, just to save you having to look it up. How the fuck are the Libyans, Azerbaijani, and war torn Syrians fatter than us?? Do they get annoying, guilt trip adverts of starving and abandoned chav offspring on their tellies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 The yanks are certainly the fattest whities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: How the fuck are the Libyans, Azerbaijani, and war torn Syrians fatter than us?? Do they get annoying, guilt trip adverts of starving and abandoned chav offspring on their tellies? I'm shocked that Tongans and Samoans are up there. If you watch 'Dog The Bounty Cunt', every single one of them is a meth-head. And I imagine Beth Chapman's tits were responsible for at least 8% of the USAs score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 15 minutes ago, Roadkill said: How the fuck are the Libyans, Azerbaijani, and war torn Syrians fatter than us?? Do they get annoying, guilt trip adverts of starving and abandoned chav offspring on their tellies? If it's any consolation, Ethiopia and Eritrea are in joint-last place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And I imagine Beth Chapman's tits were responsible for at least 8% of the USAs score. Each. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If it's any consolation, Ethiopia and Eritrea are in joint-last place. Only until Kim Jong-un pops his clogs and North Korea rises an entire foot above sea level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: From Wikipedia, although it's not the most up-to-the-minute data set I've ever seen. List of countries by body mass index The UK are in 40th position, just to save you having to look it up. What your cute little chart fails to explain.... Body mass index: A key index for relating weight to height. Abbreviated BMI. BMI is a person's weight in kilograms (kg) divided by his or her height in meters squared. The National Institutes of Health (NIH) now defines normal weight, overweight, and obesity according to BMI rather than the traditional height/weight charts. Overweight is a BMI of 27.3 or more for women and 27.8 or more for men. Obesity is a BMI of 30 or more for either sex (about 30 pounds overweight). A very muscular person might have a high BMI without health risks. https://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=16125 So.... the average American male is just bigger, more muscular and more well developed physically than the average British male. And if that chart and your claim about it's data are correct, so are the men in 40 other countries. How's it feel to be inferior to us in yet another category, Nancy? 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: What your cute little chart fails to explain.... Body mass index: A key index for relating weight to height. Abbreviated BMI. BMI is a person's weight in kilograms (kg) divided by his or her height in meters squared. The National Institutes of Health (NIH) now defines normal weight, overweight, and obesity according to BMI rather than the traditional height/weight charts. Overweight is a BMI of 27.3 or more for women and 27.8 or more for men. Obesity is a BMI of 30 or more for either sex (about 30 pounds overweight). A very muscular person might have a high BMI without health risks. https://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=16125 So.... the average American male is just bigger, more muscular and more well developed physically than the average British male. And if that chart and your claim about it's data are correct, so are the men in 40 other countries. How's it feel to inferior to us in yet another category, Nancy? 🤣 The same National Institutes of Health that is based in Bethesda Maryland? Just because your lads do it differently doesn't mean the entire World Health Organisation is doing it wrong... Also did you basically just say "We're not fat, we're big boned" on behalf of your entire country...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: What your cute little chart fails to explain.... Body mass index: A key index for relating weight to height. Abbreviated BMI. BMI is a person's weight in kilograms (kg) divided by his or her height in meters squared. The National Institutes of Health (NIH) now defines normal weight, overweight, and obesity according to BMI rather than the traditional height/weight charts. Overweight is a BMI of 27.3 or more for women and 27.8 or more for men. Obesity is a BMI of 30 or more for either sex (about 30 pounds overweight). A very muscular person might have a high BMI without health risks. https://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=16125 So.... the average American male is just bigger, more muscular and more well developed physically than the average British male. And if that chart and your claim about it's data are correct, so are the men in 40 other countries. How's it feel to inferior to us in yet another category, Nancy? 🤣 Nope, you're just a bunch of fat cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 Just now, Trumpton Bacon said: Nope, you're just a bunch of fat cunts. Except Dwayne Johnson who can justify his BMI because he's muscular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Nope, you're just a bunch of fat cunts. Just you fucking wait... he'll be claiming its all glandular next... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Except Dwayne Johnson who can justify his BMI because he's muscular. Dwayne is Samoan, not Yank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Except Dwayne Johnson who can justify his BMI because he's muscular. One of the very few exceptions Eric, maybe a pie chart would make more sense where Salty's concerned. BTW, I was doing pissed as a cunt karaoke yesterday afternoon with a self proclaimed uber racist whose first name is Beckham and I don't feel very well today. Beckham indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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