Stubby Pecker Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 In my opinion the whole idea of wearing a baseball style cap is to keep the sun off your bonce and more so out of your eyes. The sort I'm talking about seem to think wearing one of these hideous head toppers instantly transforms them from the IT technician they really are into some super rad, extreme sports, hardcore hero who's out there and stylish. Not the case; it simply makes them look a right cunt as testified by the stupid fucking great hole in their earlobes and the compulsory tattooed sleeves depicting their favourite super hero or some other childish tat. Lewis Hamilton wears one. He's probably got a whole wardrobe full of them, the stupid boring twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: In my opinion the whole idea of wearing a baseball style cap is to keep the sun off your bonce and more so out of your eyes. The sort I'm talking about seem to think wearing one of these hideous head toppers instantly transforms them from the IT technician they really are into some super rad, extreme sports, hardcore hero who's out there and stylish. Not the case; it simply makes them look a right cunt as testified by the stupid fucking great hole in their earlobes and the compulsory tattooed sleeves depicting their favourite super hero or some other childish tat. Lewis Hamilton wears one. He's probably got a whole wardrobe full of them, the stupid boring twat. I think you mean FLidz. Innit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Lewis Hamilton wears one. He's probably got a whole wardrobe full of them, the stupid boring twat. You wear on as well don't you Tucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: You wear on as well don't you Tucker? I guess you yearn to be able to wear a dutch cap Lady P? Unfortunately they wont do much good shoved up your big hairy man arse. p.s. try to type a well constructed sentence next time you lonely freak, this "on" was shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I guess you yearn to be able to wear a dutch cap Lady P? Unfortunately they wont do much good shoved up your big hairy man arse. p.s. try to type a well constructed sentence next time you lonely freak, this "on" was shite Sorry Tucker. I have been watching two beetles playing piggyback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Sorry Tucker. I have been watching two beetles playing piggyback. Go out on the road and try to get a bus to piggy back you then we wouldn't have to put up with your constant stream of non cunting drivel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Go out on the road and try to get a bus to piggy back you then we wouldn't have to put up with your constant stream of non cunting drivel After you Tucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: After you Tucker. I'd love to tuck you in Lady P- into freshly laid concrete with an anvil on your chest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: In my opinion the whole idea of wearing a baseball style cap is to keep the sun off your bonce and more so out of your eyes. The sort I'm talking about seem to think wearing one of these hideous head toppers instantly transforms them from the IT technician they really are into some super rad, extreme sports, hardcore hero who's out there and stylish. Not the case; it simply makes them look a right cunt as testified by the stupid fucking great hole in their earlobes and the compulsory tattooed sleeves depicting their favourite super hero or some other childish tat. Lewis Hamilton wears one. He's probably got a whole wardrobe full of them, the stupid boring twat. I'm confused. Do you mean baseball caps are for cunts or the old fashioned cloth cap? Because baseball caps are definitely for cunts. And worn back to front are fir fucking cunts. Even worse are the Burberry sun visors that are worn upside down and back to front. Cunts who wear them like this should be pushed into Bristol Harbour, tied to some historically obscure cunt's statue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stubby Pecker Posted June 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm confused. Do you mean baseball caps are for cunts or the old fashioned cloth cap? Because baseball caps are definitely for cunts. And worn back to front are fir fucking cunts. Even worse are the Burberry sun visors that are worn upside down and back to front. Cunts who wear them like this should be pushed into Bristol Harbour, tied to some historically obscure cunt's statue. Bellow is what I'm on about, but yes, people under 70 who wear cloths caps are indeed cunts. I sometimes wear a cap with a curved peak and I'm also a cunt. Sometimes backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: What the fuck is this shite baws? explain yersel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bellow is what I'm on about, but yes, people under 70 who wear cloths caps are indeed cunts. I sometimes wear a cap with a curved peak and I'm also a cunt. Sometimes backwards. Ah yes. Definitely milinery cuntishness of the lowest order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: What the fuck is this shite baws? explain yersel I can't work out if the bloke is Clive James or James Caan. But she looks like that bird in that picture of that bloke kissing that bird's arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I can't work out if the bloke is Clive James or James Caan. But she looks like that bird in that picture of that bloke kissing that bird's arse. Clive James was my first guess but now I'm thinking Andrew Neil? I'm guessing his other sweat mitt is firmly placed on her arse cheek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 38 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Clive James was my first guess but now I'm thinking Andrew Neil? I'm guessing his other sweat mitt is firmly placed on her arse cheek Andrew Neil you thick cunt .. he looks nothing like Clive James @Cuntybaws will probably have a pic of how Clive James looks now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: What the fuck is this shite baws? explain yersel I take it you're not a regular reader of Private Eye? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 22 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Andrew Neil you thick cunt .. he looks nothing like Clive James @Cuntybaws will probably have a pic of how Clive James looks now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 Fucking hate those goofy caps with those shitty stickers on them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Clive James was my first guess but now I'm thinking Andrew Neil? I'm guessing his other sweat mitt is firmly placed on her arse cheek Its Andrew 'shredded wheat haired' Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I take it you're not a regular reader of Private Eye? Private Dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 I've just seen some BLM cunt on the news wearing a "Make Africa Great Again" baseball cap. Again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've just seen some BLM cunt on the news wearing a "Make Africa Great Again" baseball cap. Again? It was probably Eric. You know how deeply he feels about doing something about Africa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It was probably Eric. You know how deeply he feels about doing something about Africa Eric would have nothing against Africa, if only the fucking Africans would stay there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've just seen some BLM cunt on the news wearing a "Make Africa Great Again" baseball cap. Again? These cunts hate living in white countries. They hate white people. They should all fuck off to their beloved Africa, where they can sit around in a dust bowl, eating flies and giving birth to doomed kids. Then, if they're lucky, they will get hacked to pieces by the henchmen of one of the bejewelled, corrupt pigs that preside over that continent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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