ChildeHarold Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: That was tough reading that. If it's any compensation, my cataracts too were advanced reading that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 1 minute ago, KingRollo said: Sorry Gyps. It's the pedant in me (not in a literal sense...) Don't use the word in Portsmouth. Those thick inbred cunts think it means a paedophile. They once bricked a pediatricians house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't use the word in Portsmouth. Those thick inbred cunts think it means a paedophile. They once bricked a pediatricians house. Wow. I used to work in Fareham... lucky escape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 I think the CC Vicar who encourages a nice family atmosphere in church would be uplifted by all your contributions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't use the word in Portsmouth. Those thick inbred cunts think it means a paedophile. They once bricked a pediatricians house. Anything beginning with the dreaded "p" is to be hunted down and destroyed (... Jonathon Harker is the epitome of evil) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well he's a pro golfer. And he bowls from the pavilion end, so gays play golf. So that's chipped your theory into the rough. He would never be a member of my club and you’re too vulgar to join our ladies section or the catering staff for that matter..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: He would never be a member of my club and you’re too vulgar to join our ladies section or the catering staff for that matter..... lol. I am sure he wouldn't. His club would be for golfers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: He would never be a member of my club and you’re too vulgar to join our ladies section or the catering staff for that matter..... lol. Do you wear your golfing glove when tossing off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, KingRollo said: I am sure he wouldn't. His club would be for golfers... My sister divorced her golfing husband because he played all the time. It drove a wedge between them. Here all week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 Does your caddy advise you on which "iron" to use today? Or do you like wood? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 45 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I like the "twat". Charming. I can't say that you strike me as someone who likes twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 38 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I can't say that you strike me as someone who likes twat. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 52 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do you wear your golfing glove when tossing off? The golfing glove joke is MINE ALL MINE, especially the pair peeking cheekily out of my left arse pocket, Gary Player style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 52 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My sister divorced her golfing husband because he played all the time. It drove a wedge between them. Here all week. If you played you would be a bit of rough in the rough..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 On 18/07/2020 at 15:52, camberwell gypsy said: My sister divorced her golfing husband because he played all the time. It drove a wedge between them. Here all week. Could't they have have ironed it out in the bunker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 On 18/07/2020 at 14:46, Cunty BigBollox said: It's Larry and GEORGE Lamb you utter twat, and it's Bradley and BARNEY Walsh you double utter twat. One out of three right is one more than I’d expect the cunt to get CBB, so credit where it’s due. There may be hope for the twat yet. I fucking hope not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 On 18/07/2020 at 15:09, KingRollo said: What about this father and son pair? Do you share the widely held view that they are hilarious? Are they an exception to your premise? Which one is the son? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 On 18/07/2020 at 15:33, Earl of Punkape said: Expect a permanent ban. lol. Expect a severe blow to the back of your head next time you venture out of your bedsit Nancy Boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 4 hours ago, King Billy said: One out of three right is one more than I’d expect the cunt to get CBB, so credit where it’s due. There may be hope for the twat yet. I fucking hope not. He's probably too busy wanking himself into a coma looking at mens Willie's in Naked Attraction on the other channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Expect a severe blow to the back of your head next time you venture out of your bedsit Nancy Boy. You clearly keep an eye on every doorway in your street. Are you on the Register? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You clearly keep an eye on every doorway in your street. Are you on the Register? Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: Reported. Reported Little 💦. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 39 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You clearly keep an eye on every doorway in your street. Are you on the Register? Reported. Not really, as grassing’s not my bag. I’m sure some other cunt will though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gordon Bennett Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 Absolutely agree with the original sentiment - banal TV in the extreme. Didn't like any of these cunts when they were famous and certainly have no interest in any of the vacuous meanderings of their progeny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 18 hours ago, King Billy said: Reported. Not really, as grassing’s not my bag. I’m sure some other cunt will though. The Electoral Register Dick Head. Don't be so paranoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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