Major Cunt Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 On 12/08/2020 at 18:21, King Billy said: I’ve noticed that in the last couple of months (since George fucking Floyd invited himself into everyones lives) almost all TV ads which include a romantically involved couple buying a sofa or cooking a meal or walking a dog or whatever, are a black woman and a white man or vice versa. I’m wondering if I should tell my missus to fuck off and invite the pretty mixed race bird up the road out, for a cut price ‘eat out to help out’ meal, and then back to mine for a ‘fuck the virus’ filth up session. I would Bill, sounds like a solid game plan. Why not skip the meal, and just eat out "the pretty mixed race bird". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 On 16/08/2020 at 19:04, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Entirely true, shame they didn't nail him to the floor in every film he's done as it might make them vaguely watchable then. There's always the motorbike crash to look forward to in the future Who the fuck are you? Sort out a proper introduction for yourself and get an avatar or fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Who the fuck are you? Sort out a proper introduction for yourself and get an avatar or fuck off. Only two weeks later. Speed ain't your strong point is it, you fucking ommadawn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 On 31/08/2020 at 23:04, Earl of Punkape said: Who the fuck are you? Sort out a proper introduction for yourself and get an avatar or fuck off. Your worst nightmare after seven stellas, asleep after eight. I'll choose an avatar, something inventive and outside the box like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 13 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Your worst nightmare after seven stellas, asleep after eight. I'll choose an avatar, something inventive and outside the box like I don't approve of your username. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 On 16/08/2020 at 19:01, Eric Cuntman said: He's a little fucking shitcunt. All that 'look at me, aren't I nice' shit because he spends five minutes recording a charity campaign voiceover for 'Save The Monkeys'. And happily pockets the 25 grand they pay him for it. Utter cunt. That goes for most of them Eric. That wobbly headed cunt Wogan certainly didn't turn out every year for children in need for fuck all. Many stars at the lower end of the scale are patrons of charities and they do a lot of work behind the scenes for fuck all. Tarbuck is one of them. How that fucker has never been knighted for services to charity I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 24 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I don't approve of your username. it's better than "DISABLED SAUSAGE PARKING" which essentially what yours is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 On 17/08/2020 at 02:05, Eric Cuntman said: Mickey Dolenz created, produced and directed the British tv series 'metal Mickey', and his mother invented 'Tippex'. Both true and checkable. Davy Jones was in Coronation Street once... the little cunt. Margaret Thatcher's party trick was to suffocate young boys with her slack labia. Only after Greville Janner had abused them of course. Both true and checkable on ratpedia.ss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 On 17/08/2020 at 09:11, camberwell gypsy said: Michael Nesmith mum invented tippex. I once bought a pallet load of Tippex. I made a big mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I once bought a pallet load of Tippex. I made a big mistake. A friend if mine accidentally swallowed tippex instead of his viagra. He woke up next morning with a huge correction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 10 hours ago, ratcum said: it's better than "DISABLED SAUSAGE PARKING" which essentially what yours is Fuck off numbskull .. licensed pilot my arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 23 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I don't approve of your username. I dont approve of your fringe so even stevens really like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I dont approve of your fringe so even stevens really like You spelled 'minge' wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 On 03/09/2020 at 21:57, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Your worst nightmare after seven stellas, asleep after eight. I'll choose an avatar, something inventive and outside the box like “Outside the box like” What sort of English is that? Enrol yourself in a a basic English language course you ignorant peasant. I could get more sense out of a marmoset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I could get more sense out of a marmoset. You’ve spelled sex wrong, you fucking throwback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: You’ve spelled sex wrong, you fucking throwback. From someone who has profited from selling sex through exploitation of the vulnerable and morally inadequate is grossly revolting. Fuck off scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You spelled 'minge' wrong. I've seen the fringe though, I've not seen the valley of the shadow of death yet and i imagine thats a good thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: “Outside the box like” What sort of English is that? Enrol yourself in a a basic English language course you ignorant peasant. I could get more sense out of a marmoset. Its not English, its not Irish, its just pikey. Your an earl eh? Whats your adress guvnor do you need any antiques polishing? Lucky heather? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 On 03/09/2020 at 22:56, ratcum said: Margaret Thatcher's party trick was to suffocate young boys with her slack labia. Only after Greville Janner had abused them of course. Both true and checkable on ratpedia.ss Whats up ratty ma home-boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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