Eric Cuntman Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Agree with the second opinion, but Chris Evert would have been blown away. William's is too fucking powerful. So was Navratilova in the 80s. But Evert outclassed her on every surface but grass. Power has its advantages. But finesse would win out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 On 16/08/2020 at 00:39, The Beast said: The problem with Ronnie is that he has never been able to get his head around the fact he is the best by a very long way. I know how he feels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 On 16/08/2020 at 00:47, Eric Cuntman said: On 16/08/2020 at 00:26, camberwell gypsy said: Why is he lucky? On 16/08/2020 at 00:47, Eric Cuntman said: Because he played like a cunt. Sort of a lucky cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 On 16/08/2020 at 22:58, camberwell gypsy said: Pinkape don't cycle does he? More of a pogo stick fanatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 World seniors are playing on BBC red button. Not particularly exciting but at least I get to see Michaela Tabb bending over and fondling balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: World seniors are playing on BBC red button. Not particularly exciting but at least I get to see Michaela Tabb bending over and fondling balls. Never mind that shite Eric; get onto BBC IPlayer for yet another series about the art of Africa, no doubt with an underlying narrative of evil colonial oppression. It sounds right up your street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never mind that shite Eric; get onto BBC IPlayer for yet another series about the art of Africa, no doubt with an underlying narrative of evil colonial oppression. It sounds right up your street. Excellent. An in depth account of the oldest civilisation on earth and its many contributions to the advancement of the species... like piles of mud, eating flies, and slicing off piss-flaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Excellent. An in depth account of the oldest civilisation on earth and its many contributions to the advancement of the species... like piles of mud, eating flies, and slicing off piss-flaps. Karen Blixen was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Karen Blixen was a cunt. "I lost my virginity to a Kenyan tracker named Mkombo. I was initially discouraged by his appalling lack of personal hygiene, but it was after all, 9 inches long and curved like a scimitar" -Karen Blixen. 1947. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "I lost my virginity to a Kenyan tracker named Mkombo. I was initially discouraged by his appalling lack of personal hygiene, but it was after all, 9 inches long and curved like a scimitar" -Karen Blixen. 1947. Punkape and the syphilis-ridden Blixen cunt, metaphysical twins or what? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Punkape and the syphilis-ridden Blixen cunt, metaphysical twins or what? Not Twins, they are too different. Blixen couldn’t feel her feet due to the syphilitic neuropathy. Punky keeps grabbing his ankles just to check for sensation. Blixen was a Dane who aided the resistance during the occupation. Punky would have been a collaborator before the Panzers left Ramsgate. Blixen wrote Out of Africa. Punky has been trying to get Into Africans for some time. Different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 On 21/08/2020 at 02:48, Eric Cuntman said: World seniors are playing on BBC red button. Not particularly exciting but at least I get to see Michaela Tabb bending over and fondling balls. She’s something of a Tiger in person, Eric. She gave me a right gobfull when I left the fire door closed at a Ronnie Exhibition match a few years back, telling an assembled audience that she’d “chin the next cunt who shuts that door, there’s a menopausal woman over here drippin’ wet”. Gave me the right horn all the way home, that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 On 21/08/2020 at 17:49, Eric Cuntman said: "I lost my virginity to a Kenyan tracker named Mkombo. I was initially discouraged by his appalling lack of personal hygiene, but it was after all, 9 inches long and curved like a scimitar" -Karen Blixen. 1947. Robert Redford didn't even touch the sides Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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