ChildeHarold Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 Even his name has a runner up spelling. Makes your heart bleed. "Under extreme pressure"..Poor old Kyren, universal smacked arse expression and a £200,000 runners up prize dangling over him like a sharpened sword of Damocles. What a shame. Only a mere £480,000 earnings in 2019! Televised sport, it's a shit game. Isn't it Kyren? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Even his name has a runner up spelling. Makes your heart bleed. "Under extreme pressure"..Poor old Kyren, universal smacked arse expression and a £200,000 runners up prize dangling over him like a sharpened sword of Damocles. What a shame. Only a mere £480,000 earnings in 2019! Televised sport, it's a shit game. Isn't it Kyren? A lorry carrying snooker equipment has crashed on the motorway. The driver is under a rest and the cues go back for miles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 10 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: A lorry carrying snooker equipment has crashed on the motorway. The driver is under a rest and the cues go back for miles. It's good. But not as good as my Chinese snooker player one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's good. But not as good as my Chinese snooker player one. Chin on kew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Chin on kew Chin On-Cue The russian player Inoff the Red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Chin on kew Me and girlfriend don't usually do anything for valentines day, thought I'd surprise her so I booked a table for us, she was quite excited when I told her. Never realised she liked snooker so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 Give me a fucking break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Even his name has a runner up spelling. Makes your heart bleed. "Under extreme pressure"..Poor old Kyren, universal smacked arse expression and a £200,000 runners up prize dangling over him like a sharpened sword of Damocles. What a shame. Only a mere £480,000 earnings in 2019! Televised sport, it's a shit game. Isn't it Kyren? What the fuck is wrong with you? Relentless, drivel-posting fucking retard. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 Just now, Ape™️ said: What the fuck is wrong with you? Relentless, drivel-posting fucking retard. Why is every nom FOR YOU a jumping off point for personal abuse? I reckon you jump off more times a day than Tom Daley training for the Games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 34 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Why is every nom FOR YOU a jumping off point for personal abuse? I reckon you jump off more times a day than Tom Daley training for the Games. Fuck off, you deranged, hypocrite dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off, you deranged, hypocrite dickhead. Smouldering... purrrrrr.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Smouldering... purrrrrr.... As much as I hate to agree with Ape, he does have a point in that you are a bit of a dribbling spastic fucktard. Who the fuck watches snooker nowadays other than closet homos who like to watch players wanking their cues while oogling their opponents arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: As much as I hate to agree with Ape, he does have a point in that you are a bit of a dribbling spastic fucktard. Who the fuck watches snooker nowadays other than closet homos who like to watch players wanking their cues while oogling their opponents arse. Don't listen to this cheeky monkey, there is nothing gay about snooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 39 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: As much as I hate to agree with Ape, he does have a point in that you are a bit of a dribbling spastic fucktard. Who the fuck watches snooker nowadays other than closet homos who like to watch players wanking their cues while oogling their opponents arse. First it was golf then it was snooker... do you have a problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's good. But not as good as my Chinese snooker player one. Which we all know about. (?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 It's reaching a clymax, er sorry, climax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 4 hours ago, Neil said: Give me a fucking break I'm going to the toilet to sink a brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 4 hours ago, Ape™️ said: What the fuck is wrong with you? Relentless, drivel-posting fucking retard. 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Why is every nom FOR YOU a jumping off point for personal abuse? I reckon you jump off more times a day than Tom Daley training for the Games. 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off, you deranged, hypocrite dickhead. 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Smouldering... purrrrrr.... 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: As much as I hate to agree with Ape, he does have a point in that you are a bit of a dribbling spastic fucktard. Who the fuck watches snooker nowadays other than closet homos who like to watch players wanking their cues while oogling their opponents arse. Alright lads? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm going to the toilet to sink a brown. Frank gets his brown sunk many a time when he docks his boat in a naval town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 O'Sullivan was arsehole lucky to get a 3 frame overnight lead. He thinks he's 'lost his cue action'. It's not a set of keys, you stupid cunt. It's what you've been doing better than anyone else for 30 years. Get on with it you attention seeking, snot-gobbling, mono brow fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: O'Sullivan was arsehole lucky to get a 3 frame overnight lead. He thinks he's 'lost his cue action'. It's not a set of keys, you stupid cunt. It's what you've been doing better than anyone else for 30 years. Get on with it you attention seeking, snot-gobbling, mono brow fucking cunt. Why is he lucky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: O'Sullivan was arsehole lucky to get a 3 frame overnight lead. He thinks he's 'lost his cue action'. It's not a set of keys, you stupid cunt. It's what you've been doing better than anyone else for 30 years. Get on with it you attention seeking, snot-gobbling, mono brow fucking cunt. The problem with Ronnie is that he has never been able to get his head around the fact he is the best by a very long way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why is he lucky? Because he played like a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Because he played like a cunt. Played like a cunt but still wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Because he played like a cunt. Those BBC bastards kept blocking my VPN overnight, but from what I saw Ronnie is having another one of his self indulgent woe-is-me moments. What’s all this shit about Joe Davis’ book and his cue action? Pull the other one Ron. He is lucky that Kyren, who looks chromosomally oversupplied to me, is a soft cock who can’t believe he is where he is. It’s a pretty low class final so far. Ronnie will have a good session this afternoon and effectively end it as a contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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