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[Ape™️]

7 minutes ago, Frank said:

Let it go, Ape. I’ve found a rickshaw driver/rider in Westminster who does 80’s karaoke for a tenner a pop. This could be my comeback. 

Fuck off.

Edited August 25, 2020 by Ape™️
Idiot.

[Mrs Roops]

1 hour ago, Major Cunt said:

You're jealous, Roops. It's a terrible trait to have, why not distract yourself with the aviation industry, or hedge funds? Whatever floats your boat! 

Lets see now; a delusional ex-con whose convictions will never be deemed spent under the Rehabilitation of Offenders Act which makes your assertion to be working as a high end programmer somewhat ridiculous to say the least as no reputable software house or client will let you near any application development. Still, you can rightfully list Master Bacofoil Origamist on your CV, I'll give you that.

[Major Cunt]

Just now, Mrs Roops said:

Lets see now; a delusional ex-con whose convictions will never be deemed spent under the Rehabilitation of Offenders Act which makes your assertion to be working as a high end programmer somewhat ridiculous to say the least as no reputable software house or client will let you near any application development. Still, you can rightfully list Master Bacofoil Origamist on your CV, I'll give you that.

Now you're wrong on that Roops. There was an ammendment to the rehabilitation of offenders act 1974. You've just fucked up badly, and exposed yourself as the easily riled cunt we all know. Nice try though! 

[King Billy]

14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

On the subject of technical matters. Why can't I log in without being presented with a red screen and told I've fucked something up? 

This is followed by an Email telling me that I can't make another attempt for 12 minutes, and that 3 failed log in attempts have been made from this postcode.

literally every time I try and log in, this happens. It's not me. I'm doing the same thing I've been doing for 4 years, but all of a sudden, this shit. This has only been happening since the update.

Neo Luddite.

[Mrs Roops]

10 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Now you're wrong on that Roops. There was an ammendment to the rehabilitation of offenders act 1974. You've just fucked up badly, and exposed yourself as the easily riled cunt we all know. Nice try though! 

Custodial sentences of over four years are never spent, Walter.

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/299916/rehabilitation-of-offenders-guidance.pdf

[Eric Cuntman]

11 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Neo Luddite.

I know. I just can't stop smashing up those new fangled printing press thingies.

[Penny Farthing]

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I know. I just can't stop smashing up those new fangled printing press thingies.

I once smashed up a Canon 4100 inkjet printer.

[King Billy]

8 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I once smashed up a Canon 4100 inkjet printer.

I’d quite like to smash you over the head with a blacksmiths anvil.

[Major Cunt]

17 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Custodial sentences of over four years are never spent, Walter.

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/299916/rehabilitation-of-offenders-guidance.pdf

On the subject of tinfoil origami, I've just made an interesting connection. Now you live in Stroud which also happens to have a 40 bed rehab, right? Now let's say on average that rehab releases 60 odd addicts a year on the local population. I'm beginning to become more, and more convinced that you were once a resident. 

I've never heard that saying before, but reading between the lines I'd say your an ex smackhead Mrs Google? 

You've also never heard of an appeal against sentence either, but I'm guessing you have now, given the current evidence. 

The need for that giant ego to be stroked has become your downfall. Marvelous! 

[Major Cunt]

The sentencing judge failed to follow the guidelines in my sentencing regarding my age, previous good character, and rehabilitation. 

The appeal judge found the sentence excessive when my case came before him, and I was re-sentenced to 3 years 10 months. The barrister that handled that appeal is now a QC, and he skillfully got me out of the shit.

[Mrs Roops]

@Major Cunt You have two problems, firstly you are a schmuck, secondly you are exceedingly dim...

On 23/04/2020 at 13:52, Major Cunt said:

I was merely an entrepreneur, Roops. Providing beneficial herbs to punters.

A five year sentence hardly fits the crime does it?

You said five years, not three years and ten months which even if that was the case then why invent non-existent amendments about four years being spent? When in a hole, stop digging. You've been caught out, mainly by your own contradictory porkies. Nice try with the subsequent half-truths conflated with self-serving speculations BTW. You must be really desperate to be reeled in by your own hook, line and sinker.

[Major Cunt]

1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said:

@Major Cunt You have two problems, firstly you are a schmuck, secondly you are exceedingly dim...

You said five years, not three years and ten months which even if that was the case then why invent non-existent amendments about four years being spent? When in a hole, stop digging. You've been caught out, mainly by your own contradictory porkies. Nice try with the subsequent half-truths conflated with self-serving speculations BTW. You must be really desperate to be reeled in by your hook, line and sinker.

There was no need to disclose the appeal at the time, and I still served just under two years. 

I think you're far more of a schmuck (ridiculous yank terminology) than me. 

You've been done Roops, except it and move on. Your inability to take it on the chin unless there's a tenner involved is your achilles heel. 

[Mrs Roops]

37 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

There was no need to disclose the appeal at the time, and I still served just under two years. 

I think you're far more of a schmuck (ridiculous yank terminology) than me. 

You've been done Roops, except it and move on. Your inability to take it on the chin unless there's a tenner involved is your achilles heel. 

You know very well that what you serve is irrelevant under the Rehabilitation of Offenders Act. Its what you are sentenced that matters. Squirm and continue lying as much as you like, you are simply making yourself look more foolish with each post. Presenting straw man assertions isn't helping you either.

[King Billy]

56 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

@Major Cunt You have two problems, firstly you are a schmuck, secondly you are exceedingly dim...

You said five years, not three years and ten months which even if that was the case then why invent non-existent amendments about four years being spent? When in a hole, stop digging. You've been caught out, mainly by your own contradictory porkies. Nice try with the subsequent half-truths conflated with self-serving speculations BTW. You must be really desperate to be reeled in by your own hook, line and sinker.

I can’t help but comment that  all your tales of your life in the aero industry, high finance, amateur porn, wholesale sanitary supplies (😂😂😂) etc. etc. you haven’t mentioned your struggles as a smack addict in the halfway house. Too busy bragging I guess.

What does Pete Dochertys cock taste like?

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I once smashed up a Canon 4100 inkjet printer.

I once smashed up a Canon. He copped a feel in the confessional box when I was 16, the filthy bastard. 

[camberwell gypsy]

24 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I can’t help but comment that  all your tales of your life in the aero industry, high finance, amateur porn, wholesale sanitary supplies (😂😂😂) etc. etc. you haven’t mentioned your struggles as a smack addict in the halfway house. Too busy bragging I guess.

What does Pete Dochertys cock taste like?

Better ask Punkape! 

[Mrs Roops]

6 hours ago, King Billy said:

I can’t help but comment that  all your tales of your life in the aero industry, high finance, amateur porn, wholesale sanitary supplies (😂😂😂) etc. etc. you haven’t mentioned your struggles as a smack addict in the halfway house. Too busy bragging I guess...

I've never worked in two of those industries but I can't help but comment that your outburst is you kicking off in retaliation for rubbishing your activities as a dead tree magnate which recent scrutiny revealed the story to be as authentic as a four-foot Woolworths artificial xmas tree. This of course was on top of your bragging about your alleged fruit machine empire, the snooker and dance halls not forgetting the string of massage parlours where you gorged yourself on every sexual fantasy imaginable. I wonder where you found the energy to squire a lady who is "considerably younger" than you though why a young female would be enamoured with a spindly-armed pensioner with a paunch and no teeth is never fully explained.

6 hours ago, King Billy said:

...What does Pete Dochertys cock taste like?

No idea. Why, you wanting to compare notes?

[Major Cunt]

14 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

You know very well that what you serve is irrelevant under the Rehabilitation of Offenders Act. Its what you are sentenced that matters. Squirm and continue lying as much as you like, you are simply making yourself look more foolish with each post. Presenting straw man assertions isn't helping you either.

Do you know anything at all about disclosing convictions? Generally, it's only relevant if you're going into certain professions. My conviction is non violent, isn't sexual, and if anything has taught me a lot about life.

My conviction is considered spent, and my current boss didn't even ask. He's more concerned with deadlines being met, and my ability to work in a team. 

You're jealous Roops that's all. I do a job that you don't have the brain, or logic for.

I know the truth, and that is all that matters. I congratulate you on getting clean though, it can't have been easy. 

[Eric Cuntman]

16 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I once smashed up a Canon 4100 inkjet printer.

Most people shoot Canons. You can get special cartridges for them.

[Cuntybaws]

2 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

My conviction is considered spent, and my current boss didn't even ask.

Some employers make a specific effort to engage in the rehabilitation of offenders, it's hardly unusual.

For the avoidance of doubt, I'm not one of them. I'd cheerfully see every cunt who stole a pocket handkerchief or impersonated a Chelsea Pensioner strung up from the nearest gallows. 

[Guest Weary&Disgusted]

7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Some employers make a specific effort to engage in the rehabilitation of offenders, it's hardly unusual.

For the avoidance of doubt, I'm not one of them. I'd cheerfully see every cunt who stole a pocket handkerchief or impersonated a Chelsea Pensioner strung up from the nearest gallows. 

The crime iss LIFE.  The punishment issss DEATTHHH

[Major Cunt]

57 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Some employers make a specific effort to engage in the rehabilitation of offenders, it's hardly unusual.

For the avoidance of doubt, I'm not one of them. I'd cheerfully see every cunt who stole a pocket handkerchief or impersonated a Chelsea Pensioner strung up from the nearest gallows. 

Yes, and so would I. I'd also like to see a team of navis dig a 10 mile trench between our respective countries. I notice we're still financing your free prescriptions ect. 

[King Billy]

12 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

I've never worked in two of those industries but I can't help but comment that your outburst is you kicking off in retaliation for rubbishing your activities as a dead tree magnate which recent scrutiny revealed the story to be as authentic as a four-foot Woolworths artificial xmas tree. This of course was on top of your bragging about your alleged fruit machine empire, the snooker and dance halls not forgetting the string of massage parlours where you gorged yourself on every sexual fantasy imaginable. I wonder where you found the energy to squire a lady who is "considerably younger" than you though why a young female would be enamoured with a spindly-armed pensioner with a paunch and no teeth is never fully explained.

No idea. Why, you wanting to compare notes?

No thanks. But on a serious note I’m so pleased to see that you’re not in the slightest bit rattled.

😂😂😂💉💊🥛😂😂😂

[Guest Weary&Disgusted]

22 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I once smashed up a Canon 4100 inkjet printer.

Accidentally, or in a fit of destructive rage ?

[Penny Farthing]

2 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

Accidentally, or in a fit of destructive rage ?

It used to make a  pathetic bleeping noise when it had a paper jam and one day it had one paper jam too many .. it had an assisted passage to the floor.