Right to roam cunts

[Penny Farthing]

Abandoned plastic tents, empty drinks cans, scorched ground and fire pits, used Asda disposable Barbecues, general litter, human turds, 5 cocker spaniels chasing and scaring the wildlife, SUV driven along water courses. trees and bushes torn down for firewood to mention but a few of the problems caused.. Right to roamers are cunts.

[Hammer of Cunts]

You forgot about shutting gates that are meant to be open and teling the RSPCA that "those cows look sad".

[Eric Cuntman]

2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Abandoned plastic tents, empty drinks cans, scorched ground and fire pits, used Asda disposable Barbecues, general litter, human turds, 5 cocker spaniels chasing and scaring the wildlife, SUV driven along water courses. trees and bushes torn down for firewood to mention but a few of the problems caused.. Right to roamers are cunts.

That's pikeys.

[White Cunt]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That's pikeys.

Or Calais.

[Penny Farthing]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That's pikeys.

Know anyone who want's to buy a sighthound?

[Hammer of Cunts]

It's not rights-of-way themseves that are the problem, it's the archaic nature of their routes. A lot of them exist because people needed to get from cottages that are long demolished to work that no longer exists; they were never meant to be used for recreation. Many go through farmyards or cross land that is now enclosed and cultivated. A lot of those who use them don't appreciate that footpaths are meant to allow them to get from A to B, not to wander about the land at will, chucking crap about and disturbing livestock. Farms are not much different from any other workplace.

[ChildeHarold]

On 27/08/2020 at 13:01, Dawn Chorus said:

Abandoned plastic tents, empty drinks cans, scorched ground and fire pits, used Asda disposable Barbecues, general litter, human turds, 5 cocker spaniels chasing and scaring the wildlife, SUV driven along water courses. trees and bushes torn down for firewood to mention but a few of the problems caused.. Right to roamers are cunts.

I love a clearly signed back alley. 

[ChildeHarold]

6 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

It's not rights-of-way themseves that are the problem, it's the archaic nature of their routes. A lot of them exist because people needed to get from cottages that are long demolished to work that no longer exists; they were never meant to be used for recreation. Many go through farmyards or cross land that is now enclosed and cultivated. A lot of those who use them don't appreciate that footpaths are meant to allow them to get from A to B, not to wander about the land at will, chucking crap about and disturbing livestock. Farms are not much different from any other workplace.

Excuse me. Most if not virtually all public footpath users are conscientious and responsible. The fucking troublemakers are on Dirt Bikes or local yobbos who treat the countryside like a toilet being born into a shit poor existence in it. They are usually high on drugs and already have a police record when they leave school. 

[Earl of Punkape]

3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Excuse me. Most if not virtually all public footpath users are conscientious and responsible. The fucking troublemakers are on Dirt Bikes or local yobbos who treat the countryside like a toilet being born into a shit poor existence in it. They are usually high on drugs and already have a police record when they leave school. 

If I met you in the country I’d have you thrown into a ditch by loyal underlings.

[ChildeHarold]

2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

If I met you in the country I’d have you thrown into a ditch by loyal underlings.

Now funnily enough I like a good ditch, or a dyke, I'm not fussy. There's nothing more satisfying than watching the annual ploughing at rogation time. AHHH... you can't beat Johnny Kingdom's kingdom. 

[Hammer of Cunts]

38 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

If I met you in the country I’d have you thrown into a ditch by loyal underlings.

If you delve into the settings, you don't have to see this jerk's ramblings.

[King Billy]

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Excuse me. Most if not virtually all public footpath users are conscientious and responsible. The fucking troublemakers are on Dirt Bikes or local yobbos who treat the countryside like a toilet being born into a shit poor existence in it. They are usually high on drugs and already have a police record when they leave school. 

They’re your family so have a word with them.

[Witheredscrote]

On 27/08/2020 at 14:01, Dawn Chorus said:

Abandoned plastic tents, empty drinks cans, scorched ground and fire pits, used Asda disposable Barbecues, general litter, human turds, 5 cocker spaniels chasing and scaring the wildlife, SUV driven along water courses. trees and bushes torn down for firewood to mention but a few of the problems caused.. Right to roamers are cunts.

Yes, that made me think, when is Decimus due back?

[ChildeHarold]

9 hours ago, King Billy said:

They’re your family so have a word with them.

I can't get near enough due to the dogs. 

[ChildeHarold]

11 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

If you delve into the settings, you don't have to see this jerk's ramblings.

So you don't get to see all the nice things I say about you? 

[Penny Farthing]

46 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Yes, that made me think, when is Decimus due back?

Christmas 2143.

[King Billy]

10 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Christmas 2143.

You’ll be about 570 years old then.

[King Billy]

And still trying to find a friend.

[and]

On 28/08/2020 at 21:32, ChildeHarold said:

I love a clearly signed back alley. 

That's what we'd heard, you and the Earl should get on very well 

[ChildeHarold]

51 minutes ago, Joker said:

That's what we'd heard, you and the Earl should get on very well 

I was going to say, but due to a cunt tediously calling himself Joker, who hangs around in them acting suspiciously, I stick to the broad daylight.