ChildeHarold Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 Cloudy, windy and damp where it's been quite wet" (ha ha ha all the way to the grave) "Night temperatures holding up" (winter coats) "Feeling warm in the sunshine" (there isn't any) "Crisp start… crisp sunshine" (equals fucking freezing) "Odd shower bubbling up" (don't plan anything) "Patchy rain followed by showers" (fucking heavy rain all day, usually stops just before bedtime) "Cool for this time of the year"(miserable and grey) "Unsettled with temperatures below average" (miserable and grey) "Disappointing for this time of the year" (ALWAYS disappointing - every year) 366,000 Brit Ex Pats in Spain can't be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 But why is it a cunt? Anyway we have had a stonker of a summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 Apart from 45,000 people dying from Covid. Correction 6,000 who did actually die from Covid, 5,000 of which we have had replaced with brown cunts in dinghies. Yes, apart from that it has been a stonking summer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Cloudy, windy and damp where it's been quite wet" (ha ha ha all the way to the grave) "Night temperatures holding up" (winter coats) "Feeling warm in the sunshine" (there isn't any) "Crisp start… crisp sunshine" (equals fucking freezing) "Odd shower bubbling up" (don't plan anything) "Patchy rain followed by showers" (fucking heavy rain all day, usually stops just before bedtime) "Cool for this time of the year"(miserable and grey) "Unsettled with temperatures below average" (miserable and grey) "Disappointing for this time of the year" (ALWAYS disappointing - every year) 366,000 Brit Ex Pats in Spain can't be wrong. "Much loved" (he was a total cunt and all avoided him like the plague) Hopefully what will be inscribed on your soon to be erected gravestone. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Apart from 45,000 people dying from Covid. Correction 6,000 who did actually die from Covid, 5,000 of which we have had replaced with brown cunts in dinghies. Yes, apart from that it has been a stonking summer. Notting hill will probably go up this weekend. I'm sure the brothers will want to put something on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Notting hill will probably go up this weekend. I'm sure the brothers will want to put something on. Cancelled Pride events means this cannot go ahead because LGBTXYZ+ matters more than BLM doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 52 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Cancelled Pride events means this cannot go ahead because LGBTXYZ+ matters more than BLM doesn't it? Isn't there a BLM down the Old Kent Road? I got my Christmas deckies there. They do a really good singing Santa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Apart from 45,000 people dying from Covid. Correction 6,000 who did actually die from Covid, 5,000 of which we have had replaced with brown cunts in dinghies. Yes, apart from that it has been a stonking summer. Good old France. Every little helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 6 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Cloudy, windy and damp where it's been quite wet" (ha ha ha all the way to the grave) "Night temperatures holding up" (winter coats) "Feeling warm in the sunshine" (there isn't any) "Crisp start… crisp sunshine" (equals fucking freezing) "Odd shower bubbling up" (don't plan anything) "Patchy rain followed by showers" (fucking heavy rain all day, usually stops just before bedtime) "Cool for this time of the year"(miserable and grey) "Unsettled with temperatures below average" (miserable and grey) "Disappointing for this time of the year" (ALWAYS disappointing - every year) 366,000 Brit Ex Pats in Spain can't be wrong. Prozac not working anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Notting hill will probably go up this weekend. I'm sure the brothers will want to put something on. 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Cancelled Pride events means this cannot go ahead because LGBTXYZ+ matters more than BLM doesn't it? I'd like to see the 2 events combined as a way to cancel each other out via the chinky flu spreading and a few poofs getting stabbed, although not this time in the arse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 39 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Prozac not working anymore? I'm on a cup of bromide every half hour outside the Psychiatric Ward (secure) Guys Hospital. I emphasise OUTSIDE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: "Much loved" (he was a total cunt and all avoided him like the plague) Hopefully what will be inscribed on your soon to be erected gravestone. Idiot. Is that your pro forma calling card Stubby? Let me design a new one for you and stick it on your back. "Git" LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Is that your pro forma calling card Stubby? Let me design a new one for you and stick it on your back. "Git" LOL You've got to do better than that. Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You've got to do better than that. Rattled. Oh no, not that again. Heh I've got video of you masturbating while watching porn. Give me some money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Oh no, not that again. Heh I've got video of you masturbating while watching porn. Give me some money. Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 27 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I'm on a cup of bromide every half hour outside the Psychiatric Ward (secure) Guys Hospital. I emphasise OUTSIDE. Certainly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Reported I bet you are spraying yourself with Lynx as I type this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Oh no, not that again. Heh I've got video of you masturbating while watching porn. Give me some money. So you video blokes having a wank eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 45 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So you video blokes having a wank eh? I am just giving the example of the threat spam the threat spastic has to live up to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I am just giving the example of the threat spam the threat spastic has to live up to. I bet this is much better in English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 45 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet this is much better in English. He videos blokes having a wank, Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 12 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Cloudy, windy and damp where it's been quite wet" (ha ha ha all the way to the grave) "Night temperatures holding up" (winter coats) "Feeling warm in the sunshine" (there isn't any) "Crisp start… crisp sunshine" (equals fucking freezing) "Odd shower bubbling up" (don't plan anything) "Patchy rain followed by showers" (fucking heavy rain all day, usually stops just before bedtime) "Cool for this time of the year"(miserable and grey) "Unsettled with temperatures below average" (miserable and grey) "Disappointing for this time of the year" (ALWAYS disappointing - every year) 366,000 Brit Ex Pats in Spain can't be wrong. Yes, but without the rain, this wouldn't be such a green and pleasant land, so its not all bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 18 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Yes, but without the rain, this wouldn't be such a green and pleasant land, so its not all bad. I agree with the green part. Though it's largely 90% mud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Arthur Dick said: Your brain is largely 90% shit. I rest my case about the (un) pleasant part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 Just now, ChildeHarold said: I rest my case about the (un) pleasant part Just now, ChildeHarold said: Your brain is largely 90% shit. Arthur Dick I rest my case about the (un) pleasant part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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