ChildeHarold Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 That's the eau du parfum. It had to happen... the over-use of the word "perfect" on TV, principally advertising, but rife in what passes for intelligent banter amongst generation covid spreader. Like a squeaking rusty iron gate or a creaky step on the staircase, "perfect" has become a fucking abused term that is deployed out of sheer laziness bearing no relation to the thing being described. So it was inevitable that some marketing cunt picked up on the trend and annointed a new bottle of over priced taking-the-piss piss water with the label "Perfect". The array of drag queen costumed twenty somethings proclaiming "I'm perfect" merely hints at the subtle tones concocted in the nostrils of Marc Jacobs - just for you. Perfect. Dosh some on and get out there spreading the virus. Perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 Fagvertising. All poofs and trannies should be bludgeoned with a shit dipped paving slab and burnt. Their parents should have done it when they started mincing and talking like a shrill, screechy auntie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: That's the eau du parfum. It had to happen... the over-use of the word "perfect" on TV, principally advertising, but rife in what passes for intelligent banter amongst generation covid spreader. Like a squeaking rusty iron gate or a creaky step on the staircase, "perfect" has become a fucking abused term that is deployed out of sheer laziness bearing no relation to the thing being described. So it was inevitable that some marketing cunt picked up on the trend and annointed a new bottle of over priced taking-the-piss piss water with the label "Perfect". The array of drag queen costumed twenty somethings proclaiming "I'm perfect" merely hints at the subtle tones concocted in the nostrils of Marc Jacobs - just for you. Perfect. Dosh some on and get out there spreading the virus. Perfect. Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool football fan. Towards the end of his career and life, some perfume experts crafted a fragrance that they dedicated to him. But Yul never wore cologne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 16 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: That's the eau du parfum. It had to happen... the over-use of the word "perfect" on TV, principally advertising, but rife in what passes for intelligent banter amongst generation covid spreader. Like a squeaking rusty iron gate or a creaky step on the staircase, "perfect" has become a fucking abused term that is deployed out of sheer laziness bearing no relation to the thing being described. So it was inevitable that some marketing cunt picked up on the trend and annointed a new bottle of over priced taking-the-piss piss water with the label "Perfect". The array of drag queen costumed twenty somethings proclaiming "I'm perfect" merely hints at the subtle tones concocted in the nostrils of Marc Jacobs - just for you. Perfect. Dosh some on and get out there spreading the virus. Perfect. You know Harry, I confess I'm not really sure what this nomination is about. It doesn't make scents to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: You know Harry, I confess I'm not really sure what this nomination is about. It doesn't make scents to me. That's a big ha ha from him and a small he he from me. Good night. Da da da da da da daaaaah! Da da da da da da daaaaaaaah! Fade to commercials... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 16 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool football fan. Towards the end of his career and life, some perfume experts crafted a fragrance that they dedicated to him. But Yul never wore cologne Neither Brylcream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 (edited) 18 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Neither Brylcream. I'm quite good at creating perfumes, even if I do say so myself. The Catholic church heard of my talent and commissioned me to create a new fragrance they could burn in the little braziers which they swing to and fro during their ceremonial masses. Unfortunately they weren't very happy when I revealed that I had used holy water to make it, and that I had named the new perfume "eau my god"... In fact, the priest was absolutely incensed. Edited September 10, 2020 by Weary&Disgusted Because I'm a klutz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 10 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I'm quite good at creating perfumes, even if I do say so myself. The Catholic church heard of my talent and commissioned me to create a new fragrance they could burn in the little braziers which they swing to and fro during their ceremonial masses. Unfortunately they weren't very happy when I revealed that I had used holy water to make it, and that I had named the new perfume "eau my god"... In fact, the priest was absolutely incensed. You packed a lot in there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 More upsetting than when threads derail into straight up adversarial acrimony, is when they descend into excessive all-out pun wars. You ought to be fucking ashamed, and I say this as a Dad. It's bang out of odour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 41 minutes ago, nocti said: More upsetting than when threads derail into straight up adversarial acrimony, is when they descend into excessive all-out pun wars. You ought to be fucking ashamed, and I say this as a Dad. It's bang out of odour. Upsetting? I'm perfuming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 15 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool football fan. Towards the end of his career and life, some perfume experts crafted a fragrance that they dedicated to him. But Yul never wore cologne My brother got arrested when he broke into a perfumers. It was a fragrant violation if the law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 16 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: That's the eau du parfum. It had to happen... the over-use of the word "perfect" on TV, principally advertising, but rife in what passes for intelligent banter amongst generation covid spreader. Like a squeaking rusty iron gate or a creaky step on the staircase, "perfect" has become a fucking abused term that is deployed out of sheer laziness bearing no relation to the thing being described. So it was inevitable that some marketing cunt picked up on the trend and annointed a new bottle of over priced taking-the-piss piss water with the label "Perfect". The array of drag queen costumed twenty somethings proclaiming "I'm perfect" merely hints at the subtle tones concocted in the nostrils of Marc Jacobs - just for you. Perfect. Dosh some on and get out there spreading the virus. Perfect. Well done Childe on a perfect nomination. You fucking mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 5 hours ago, Neil said: Upsetting? I'm perfuming! My rivals at the other perfume manufacturer had to deal with a fire and a massive explosion where they work. It destroyed the olfactory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Well done Childe on a perfect nomination. You fucking mong. Thanks, and when you untwist your huge testicles tonight, please continue to think of me grafting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 5 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: A little dab"l do ya. On my cock for a quick wank? Please clarify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fagvertising. All poofs and trannies should be bludgeoned with a shit dipped paving slab and burnt. Their parents should have done it when they started mincing and talking like a shrill, screechy auntie. Perfick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 22 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: You know Harry, I confess I'm not really sure what this nomination is about. It doesn't make scents to me. It stinks all right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 9 hours ago, nocti said: More upsetting than when threads derail into straight up adversarial acrimony, is when they descend into excessive all-out pun wars. You ought to be fucking ashamed, and I say this as a Dad. It's bang out of odour. 😂LOL I musk remember that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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