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So Corbyn is alright then?


ChildeHarold

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1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

What the fucks wrong with V2000??

Fucking hell. It's not just me that remembers that. We had Betamax, which was the best system but VHS was cheaper so that won the race. I remember Phillips V2000 were fucking massive tapes but I don't recall ever knowing anyone that had a machine to play them.

12" laser discs didn't really take off either.

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6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fucking hell. It's not just me that remembers that. We had Betamax, which was the best system but VHS was cheaper so that won the race. I remember Phillips V2000 were fucking massive tapes but I don't recall ever knowing anyone that had a machine to play them.

12" laser discs didn't really take off either.

Betamax lost because they were too uppity to do porn.

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Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

What about those poor cunts in the 60s and 70s. All they had was Super-8 film. If you wanted a wank back then you had to qualify as a projectionist.

If you wanted porn in the 60's and 70's all you had to do was go outside and poke some roadkill with a stick - 95% accurate recreation right there.

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1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

A lot of people will vote not to get Kamala Harris as president. Let's face it, Joe Biden will only be present in the charred remains on the inside of a crematorium chimney before even 1 year has lapsed. 

Joe Biden has been a political shitstain throughout his entire career. He cheated his way through law school, he plagiarised the speeches of Neil Kinnock and even Barack Obama described him as a complete fuck up. You have guessed right in that this is a conspiracy to shoehorn a black woman into the the White House. She will have no legitimacy and will end up as a lame duck in the mid terms when the republicans take Congress and the Senate. My guess is that she will start a war somewhere to show how "decisive" she is but it will end up in her getting told to piss off and re-position her tampax when every other country treats her with the utter contempt that she's worthy of.

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Just now, Trucking Funt said:

Joe Biden has been a political shitstain throughout his entire career. He cheated his way through law school, he plagiarised the speeches of Neil Kinnock and even Barack Obama described him as a complete fuck up. You have guessed right in that this is a conspiracy to shoehorn a black woman into the the White House. She will have no legitimacy and will end up as a lame duck in the mid terms when the republicans take Congress and the Senate. My guess is that she will start a war somewhere to show how "decisive" she is but it will end up in her getting told to piss off and re-position her tampax when every other country treats her with the utter contempt that she's worthy of.

I'm pretty sure Hunter Biden is Reptyle.

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1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

FFS. Are you stuck in 2010? Who the fuck fucks around with shoving discs into machines to watch a movie nowadays? Do you know what streaming is?, and no, I'm not talking about the golden shower games you play with your civil partner.

Is that the one where Captain Surveillence has one arm up your arse and the other picking your pocket? Fucking con trick. 

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2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Quite honestly Droopy, I would think getting up out of your piss soaked wheelchair, to insert a dvd in the player, could be quite beneficial to your physical well being. Give it a try, you drunken old cunt.

I sit in a La-z-boy to watch TV and it's leather so it's not piss soaked. There are just a few white tide marks caused by the salts leaching  from the leather so go fuck yourself. C'mon Ireland!

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29 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I sit in a La-z-boy to watch TV and it's leather so it's not piss soaked. There are just a few white tide marks caused by the salts leaching  from the leather so go fuck yourself. C'mon Ireland!

I’ve liked a number of your posts recently Drew. It may be that we’re moving into a new phase, where we unite against some of the mindless spastics that are prevalent on CC at the moment.

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fucking hell. It's not just me that remembers that. We had Betamax, which was the best system but VHS was cheaper so that won the race. I remember Phillips V2000 were fucking massive tapes but I don't recall ever knowing anyone that had a machine to play them.

12" laser discs didn't really take off either.

Laserdisc wasn't a digital medium duckie. At the time the above media were being established in the consumer market Philips Labs in Eindhoven were already working on a digital player prototype and its key component a fast enough chip. By the time digital was introduced in the early 1980s information technology and the internet was already getting started. So the manufacturers are always 10 years ahead of what they are persuading you to buy now. 

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31 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Laserdisc wasn't a digital medium duckie. At the time the above media were being established in the consumer market Philips Labs in Eindhoven were already working on a digital player prototype and its key component a fast enough chip. By the time digital was introduced in the early 1980s information technology and the internet was already getting started. So the manufacturers are always 10 years ahead of what they are persuading you to buy now. 

I never said Laserdisc was a digital medium. I said it never took off. Wind your fucking neck in.

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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm sorry.

 

I'm touchy too, having watched the last six episodes of Twin Peaks The Return, and still utterly confused and dissatisfied over the ending. Worse than that last shit scene in the Sopranos. The only twin peaks I'll be looking at from now are the silicone ones on a smoking hot pole dancing gym fit porn star. 

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4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I'm touchy too, having watched the last six episodes of Twin Peaks The Return, and still utterly confused and dissatisfied over the ending. Worse than that last shit scene in the Sopranos. The only twin peaks I'll be looking at from now are the silicone ones on a smoking hot pole dancing gym fit porn star. 

Did you watch every episode of 'Lost', only to be cheated by the most appalling ending to any programme ever?

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2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I'm touchy too, having watched the last six episodes of Twin Peaks The Return, and still utterly confused and dissatisfied over the ending. Worse than that last shit scene in the Sopranos. The only twin peaks I'll be looking at from now are the silicone ones on a smoking hot pole dancing gym fit porn star. 

Twin Peaks and the Sopranos are wank shows that are only popular because Yanks like to think they're deep and intricate or gritty. Like The Wire - an absolutely overrated piece of boring fucking shite, or Mad Men.

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8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I'm touchy too, having watched the last six episodes of Twin Peaks The Return, and still utterly confused and dissatisfied over the ending. Worse than that last shit scene in the Sopranos. The only twin peaks I'll be looking at from now are the silicone ones on a smoking hot pole dancing gym fit porn star. 

I think he wanted to end the story on a horrifying note, as the characters gradually arrive at the terrifying realisation that they are fiction.  

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12 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

That genuinely hurt you didn't it?

When an audience starts watching a show like x files or lost, there is theme unspoken expectation that at least some of the plot threads will be tied up in a satisfying way.  Lost built up a massive collection of mysteries, and then utterly failed to resolve them before the end of the series, showing total contempt for the investment of time and energy and attention the loyal viewers had put in.  

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Far out man
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