cuntspotter Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 My congratulations to my colleagues over the border. Well, clearly it’s the fault of all you disease ridden, anti mask , anti authoritarian little englanders that most of you are in tier two or three. Well done! Imagine being in Scotland...... where you can have as many people around your place as you like, provided they are under 11 yrs of age...hurrah! I would invite you all over to sunny Monmouthshire except that despite smoke and mirrors and flummery it’s no different here than in the home counties.... Come on over to my place, hey, hey , we are having a party...NOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 Tiers for Fears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 11 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: My congratulations to my colleagues over the border. Well, clearly it’s the fault of all you disease ridden, anti mask , anti authoritarian little englanders that most of you are in tier two or three. Well done! Imagine being in Scotland...... where you can have as many people around your place as you like, provided they are under 11 yrs of age...hurrah! I would invite you all over to sunny Monmouthshire except that despite smoke and mirrors and flummery it’s no different here than in the home counties.... Come on over to my place, hey, hey , we are having a party...NOT! And? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: And? ....and mind ‘ow yer go. It’s a minefield out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 What I need is cake....and lots of it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: ....and mind ‘ow yer go. It’s a minefield out there. I'm just trying to prompt some more meat on the bone, some more pith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: What I need is cake....and lots of it... Totally agree with Mat Lucas serving it up as Emily I'm A Lady on a silver tray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 18 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I'm just trying to prompt some more meat on the bone, some more pith. Well.... a couple of things that may be obvious but are cuntish “in extremis” all the home nations are essentially saying the same thing ..in four different ways. Why can’t they have unified approaches? What they have done thus far has slowed it down a bit but what we are seeing is nature taking its course. You won’t eradicate this . The hysteria and misinformation and shite science reporting is driving me around the fucking bend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 The Tier system is in place again after 'lockdown' ends on the 2nd of December. Apparently you can have 3 households around for 5 days at Christmas though which has been agreed by all nation's which make up the UK. What an absolute joke, so when the adults get pissed and social distancing goes out the window we'll have 1000 deaths (at least) a day in February, more 'lockdowns' and the economy flushed down the shitter. Where is this going to end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 34 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: What I need is cake....and lots of it... If you're gonna have lots of under 11s over you may well need lots of cake. *Not that I'm saying you will of course. Just to make that clear before Roops sends me to the dungeon for breech of rule 13. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 We are allowing ourselves to be run around in fucking circles...... governed by emotive , knee jerk and pandering sentimentality..which is always useful for deflecting awkward questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If you're gonna have lots of under 11s over you may well need lots of cake. *Not that I'm saying you will of course. Just to make that clear before Roops sends me to the dungeon for breech of rule 13. If I have lots of cake , I certainly won’t be giving any to pesky kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 They don't seem to have put much thought into it; there's hardly any people in the lower tier, just a couple of islands and Cornwall. The rate of infection was on the way down when this lockdown started and there has not been a change in the rate of decrease because of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 32 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Well.... a couple of things that may be obvious but are cuntish “in extremis” all the home nations are essentially saying the same thing ..in four different ways. Why can’t they have unified approaches? What they have done thus far has slowed it down a bit but what we are seeing is nature taking its course. You won’t eradicate this . The hysteria and misinformation and shite science reporting is driving me around the fucking bend. Its great for the devolved first ministers though .. especially Mrs Krankie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 I'm working on a Christmas no.1 remix. 'I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas'. Fuck off. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 9 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'm working on a Christmas no.1 remix. 'I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas'. Fuck off. Lol. Just like the ones I used to know... As usual then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 25 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Its great for the devolved first ministers though .. especially Mrs Krankie. It’s clear that there is a degree of point scoring going on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: What I need is cake....and lots of it... Cake and fine wines! I want them here and I want them now otherwise I'm going to install a fucking jukebox and liven you stiffs up a bit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 18 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Cake and fine wines! I want them here and I want them now otherwise I'm going to install a fucking jukebox and liven you stiffs up a bit! Call the police, Miss Blennerhassett. Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith tearooms and we want them removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 It's all a poond o' shite! Arbitrary bullshit (apart from Hancock getting his retaliation in on Andy Burnham and Manchester! "Don't get lippy with the Capitol you no-lipped mascara-wearing freak!"), which, if Jonathan Sumption is right, is totally unlawful. We are living under the most coercive regime in peacetime history and everyone just shrugs, while cities and counties cringe and beg not to be classified into a more severe tier. It is all bollocks and needs to be widely and vociferously called out as such. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Call the police, Miss Blennerhassett. Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith tearooms and we want them removed. If only it were a couple of drunks in Penrith ('PEN-RITH!') Unfortunately 'Every Member of Parliament trips on glue' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Jiggerycock said: If only it were a couple of drunks in Penrith ('PEN-RITH!') Unfortunately 'Every Member of Parliament trips on glue' That is because they is cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: That is because they is cunts. 'Terrible Cunts' even Chin-chin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 19 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: It's all a poond o' shite! Arbitrary bullshit (apart from Hancock getting his retaliation in on Andy Burnham and Manchester! "Don't get lippy with the Capitol you no-lipped mascara-wearing freak!"), which, if Jonathan Sumption is right, is totally unlawful. We are living under the most coercive regime in peacetime history and everyone just shrugs, while cities and counties cringe and beg not to be classified into a more severe tier. It is all bollocks and needs to be widely and vociferously called out as such. I'm absolutely fucking sick of it. On top of it all, our mighty leaders, with their customary smugness, have given us "permission" to mix with three other households at Christmas, as if we're lab rats and that's some sort of special treat. I won't be told by some fat fucking buffoon and his coterie of cousin fucking, upper class old Etonians who I can and can't see over the festive period. There'll be 40 of us over seven seperate households spending Christmas day together at my parents. I'd like to see the 6 or seven coppers on duty in our immediate area that day try to break it up. They can only impose this shit by the consent of brainwashed and terrified sheep. I suggest everyone else who can stand the sight of their family rebels and does the same as me. Fuck 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm absolutely fucking sick of it. On top of it all, our mighty leaders, with their customary smugness, have given us "permission" to mix with three other households at Christmas, as if we're lab rats and that's some sort of special treat. I won't be told by some fat fucking buffoon and his coterie of cousin fucking, upper class old Etonians who I can and can't see over the festive period. There'll be 40 of us over seven seperate households spending Christmas day together at my parents. I'd like to see the 6 or seven coppers on duty in our immediate area that day try to break it up. They can only impose this shit by the consent of brainwashed and terrified sheep. I suggest everyone else who can stand the sight of their family rebels and does the same as me. Fuck 'em. That’s an interesting point..... there are hardly any police on duty anyway...multiple phone calls to the local Nick will sorely text their resolve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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