Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 17 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I go away jet boating and salmon fishing for a week or so and come back to this pile of utter fucking drivel. For fuck sake, pull your head in you cunting cunt of all cunting cunts. That, and fuck right off. Cunt. I fucking knew you would try and explain your absence with some bullshit about your fifth holiday this month. I take it your benefits have been paid in and you've persuaded them to reconnect your broadband. Or didn't they have technology at the exclusive resort you imagine you stayed at? (expect back-up story about camping out and hunting bears like a tough brute alpha male. Hence no wi-fi.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 5 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I go away jet boating and salmon fishing for a week or so and come back to this pile of utter fucking drivel. For fuck sake, pull your head in you cunting cunt of all cunting cunts. That, and fuck right off. Cunt. Seriously - what drives you to post utter drivel like this? Are you on medication? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 9 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: The sheer and utter drivel i reply to. Plus your an annoying arse wipe. I'm sure the fucking wing mirror spider i have has a better brain than you. Cunt. Hard to believe that nobody's ever nominated "wing mirror spiders" - these really are cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 3 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: The very fact that you noticed my absence, suggests that you missed me you did, i know it. Yes, another al-bit short holiday, it's summer, we have no covid and life is great, plus besides that, i dont need to work again, ever. 🙂 We dont have fucking bears here, it's a shame the upload photo op is so poor, otherwise i'd post a few pics to increase your envy levels. Ive just had the water blaster serviced, its around 4500PSI. I'd quite like to strap you down and try it out on your scaly crust infected ring piece. You know you'd like it. The photo upload facility works just fine, so don't hold back! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 8 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I go away jet boating and salmon fishing for a week or so and come back to this pile of utter fucking drivel. For fuck sake, pull your head in you cunting cunt of all cunting cunts. That, and fuck right off. Cunt. Do you have a big toy helicopter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 29 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Well ive never managed to get it to work. Each time it just says, photo too large. Its a cunt. Plus im assuming the sheer lack of photos on here is for the same reason. There are none. You have to compress the image to below 50k for the galley I think and to about 24k for loading direct from your computing engine directly into a post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: You have to compress the image to below 50k for the galley I think and to about 24k for loading direct from your computing engine directly into a post. AFIK the gallery pic size is limited to 1600x1200 px. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: You have to compress the image to below 50k for the galley I think and to about 24k for loading direct from your computing engine directly into a post. 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: AFIK the gallery pic size is limited to 1600x1200 px. This only applies to photos that exist. So not much help to Pants-Boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 6 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Well ive never managed to get it to work. Each time it just says, photo too large. Its a cunt. Plus im assuming the sheer lack of photos on here is for the same reason. There are none. Why not just use a photo hosting site and post a URL, you thick-as-shit fucking idiot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Why not just use a photo hosting site and post a URL, you thick-as-shit fucking idiot? Perhaps there aren't any pictures to upload because he made it all up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 43 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Perhaps there aren't any pictures to upload because he made it all up. I would think that his visual cortex will hold some very vivid but imaginary pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 35 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I would think that his visual cortex will hold some very vivid but imaginary pictures. One of his billionaire chums like Bill Gates will probably give him a 'cerebral interface' helmet. Like what Clint Eastwood had in 'Firefox'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 16 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: The very fact that you noticed my absence, suggests that you missed me you did, i know it. Yes, another al-bit short holiday, it's summer, we have no covid and life is great, plus besides that, i dont need to work again, ever. 🙂 We dont have fucking bears here, it's a shame the upload photo op is so poor, otherwise i'd post a few pics to increase your envy levels. Ive just had the water blaster serviced, its around 4500PSI. I'd quite like to strap you down and try it out on your scaly crust infected ring piece. You know you'd like it. The “water blaster” on your jet boat runs at 4500psi does it? This sentence is proof positive that you are a thick, bullshitting wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 36 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: The “water blaster” on your jet boat runs at 4500psi does it? This sentence is proof positive that you are a thick, bullshitting wanker. True ape, my steam boat runs at 7000psi, but only on a Wednesday 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: One of his billionaire chums like Bill Gates will probably give him a 'cerebral interface' helmet. Like what Clint Eastwood had in 'Firefox'. Is he a smart genius like his friend Donald Trump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: True ape, my steam boat runs at 7000psi, but only on a Wednesday I knew the cunt was bullshitting because he failed to specify which day the “water blaster” operated at 4500psi. Everyone knows it’s Saturday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I knew the cunt was bullshitting because he failed to specify which day the “water blaster” operated at 4500psi. Everyone knows it’s Saturday. It will only put out 4100psi when travelling on heavy water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 25 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I knew the cunt was bullshitting because he failed to specify which day the “water blaster” operated at 4500psi. Everyone knows it’s Saturday. Can't see that generating 4500psi. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 21 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I go away jet boating and salmon fishing for a week or so and come back to this pile of utter fucking drivel. For fuck sake, pull your head in you cunting cunt of all cunting cunts. That, and fuck right off. Cunt. So, not Cape Verde then Pantso? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 35 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I dont "own" a jet boat, never suggested i did. Fuck me workus, your self imposed comfort zone must be miniscule eh. Confirmed by your constant inverted snobbery. You utter fucking pleb. Why would you have work done on a boat that you do not own? Or are you just talking fucking bollocks again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 19 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: The very fact that you noticed my absence, suggests that you missed me you did, i know it. Yes, another al-bit short holiday, it's summer, we have no covid and life is great, plus besides that, i dont need to work again, ever. 🙂 We dont have fucking bears here, it's a shame the upload photo op is so poor, otherwise i'd post a few pics to increase your envy levels. Ive just had the water blaster serviced, its around 4500PSI. I'd quite like to strap you down and try it out on your scaly crust infected ring piece. You know you'd like it. Yes, you definitely said it was YOU that had it serviced... but you don't own a jet boat? Or does your car propel itself with water pressure? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Correct, you utter wanker. I dont own a jet boat, and the water blaster ive had serviced is simply a water blaster unit i occasionally use at home. Obviously you know fuck all about either. Bend over and have your cum encrusted ring piece cleaned, you fag low life. Doorman, and pleb. 🙂 Have a nice day. Oh... just one of those 4500psi 'water blasters' that we all use to wash crockery... that explains it. You fucking stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 Just now, JohnnySaucePants said: Well, obviously, living in a first floor terraced gaff as you obviously do. You wouldnt need one would you. Fucking idiot. Jesus wept, how stupid are you. Workus wanker. 🙂 Have you got any further with uploading the photos yet, following the instructions kindly provided by @Mrs Roops? And where can one purchase a 4500psi 'domestic water blaster'? you're going to say that you meant 'pressure washer'. Aren't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: you're going to say that you meant 'pressure washer'. Aren't you. 5 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: My mistake. It's 3500psi. Karcher. Pressure washer/water blaster, who fucking cares. How old are you? Stupid workus cunt. Jesus fucking Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I dont "own" a jet boat, never suggested i did. Fuck me workus, your self imposed comfort zone must be miniscule eh. Confirmed by your constant inverted snobbery. You utter fucking pleb. Back-pedalling, bullshitting wanker. You mention jet boats, having your “water blaster” serviced and now you say you were talking about a Karcher pressure washer? Funny as I’ve never had my Karcher “water blaster” serviced, as it doesn’t require it. You’re full of shit - not that there was ever any doubt. Absolute dickhead. Edited December 2, 2020 by Ape™️ Do you own a green-stuff chopper too? You know, one of those machines that cuts grass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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