Ape™️ Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 And then she turned round and said, and he turned turned round and said. I fucking detest this turn of phrase (pardon the pun) - seems to be mainly used by northern women. Fucking savages. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: And then she turned round and said, and he turned turned round and said. I fucking detest this turn of phrase (pardon the pun) - seems to be mainly used by northern women. Fucking savages. Cunts who prefix every sentence with the word 'obviously'. Also women. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cunts who prefix every sentence with the word 'obviously'. Also women. Any cunt who begins a sentence with ‘so’ should be fed, feet first, through a series of rotating knives. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Any cunt who begins a sentence with ‘so’ should be fed, feet first, through a series of rotating knives. Fucking right, ape, you dope. A close second is the private school mum set with a 'thank you soooooooooooooooooo much'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Fucking right, ape, you dope. A close second is the private school mum set with a 'thank you soooooooooooooooooo much'. Put up a nom, you ghastly cunt. Let’s see if you’re still capable of posting something amusing. Failing that - fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 22 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: And then she turned round and said, and he turned turned round and said. I fucking detest this turn of phrase (pardon the pun) - seems to be mainly used by northern women. Fucking savages. It's the equivalent of the guy with the Harley-Davidson blower on his back "clearing up" the leaves next door. So irritating. To be honest. To be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Put up a nom, you ghastly cunt. Let’s see if you’re still capable of posting something amusing. Failing that - fuck off. December 2... Karaoke Klefticab. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Put up a nom, you ghastly cunt. Let’s see if you’re still capable of posting something amusing. Failing that - fuck off. Frank is the nom nobody makes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 25 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: And then she turned round and said, and he turned turned round and said. I fucking detest this turn of phrase (pardon the pun) - seems to be mainly used by northern women. Fucking savages. If anyone says that to me I ask them if the person had their back to them before they spoke? When they say no I then say "So they were facing you then turned round and then had their back to you when they said it"? It fucking winds them up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 31 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Any cunt who begins a sentence with ‘so’ should be fed, feet first, through a series of rotating knives. Lefty cunts and lezzer feminists are the worst for doing this. It usually happens when they have to explain why they're complete fucking idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 36 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Any cunt who begins a sentence with ‘so’ should be fed, feet first, through a series of rotating knives. Cunts who say "oh cool" when they agree with something and cunts who use "super" to describe how they feel "I'm super excited". Should be executed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cunts who say "oh cool" when they agree with something and cunts who use "super" to describe how they feel "I'm super excited". Should be executed super. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 There was a fucking annoying word that cunts said about 25 years ago in response to anything that pleased them .. that word was "WICKED". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 53 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: There was a fucking annoying word that cunts said about 25 years ago in response to anything that pleased them .. that word was "WICKED". They were usually of the dusky variety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TerrySpunk Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: And then she turned round and said, and he turned turned round and said. I fucking detest this turn of phrase (pardon the pun) - seems to be mainly used by northern women. Fucking savages. Unlike southern women who are too busy gagging on Abdul and Tarique's sweaty cocks to say anything at all lmao👳🏿♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 Just now, TerrySpunk said: Unlike southern women who are too busy gagging on sweaty muslim cocks to say anything at all lmao👳🏿♂️ As opposed to every northern man doing the same? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TerrySpunk Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: As opposed to every northern man doing the same? Sorry Muhammed I can't hear you over the sound of sirens and screams of Allah ackbar coming from the south. How many days has it been since some someone's been stabbed or blown up in the dirty south now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 Just now, TerrySpunk said: Sorry Muhammed I can't hear you over the sound of sirens and screams of Allah ackbar coming from the south. How many days has it been since some someone's been stabbed or blown up in the dirty south now? Probably the same time since your next door neighbour's daughter has been nonced by Mr Shah who owns your local corner shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 ‘I’m not being funny, but...’ just before the Cunt uttering it says something unfunny and cuntish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Probably the same time since your next door neighbour's daughter has been nonced by Mr Shah who owns your local corner shop. At least we allow MP’s to be stabbed to death in the streets up north, you cunts let Muslim coons dismember members of the armed forces to death on your streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: At least we allow MP’s to be stabbed to death in the streets up north, you cunts let Muslim coons dismember members of the armed forces to death in your streets. Who the fuck asked for your opinion you chicken worshiping scouse cunt. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Trucking Funt said: Who the fuck asked for your opinion you chicken worshiping scouse cunt. Fuck off. Evening my old mate. Apologies for contributing...etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Evening my old mate. Apologies for contributing...etc. Yeah Calm down calm down. Rob me some wheel trims. Watching Daniel Dubois fight now. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Yeah Calm down calm down. Rob me some wheel trims. Watching Daniel Dubois fight now. Fuck off. Same size as last time Trucko or have you traded the pink Clio in? PM me...same price to you mate..👍🏿 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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