camberwell gypsy Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 "You stay safe now" has now taken over from "Have a nice day" farewell which of course was imported from our yankee cousins, along with the rest of their shit. Every fucking delivery cunt who comes to my door signs off with it "Stay safe" no doubt with a Jurgen Klopp, shit eating grin under their face nappy. Next time hear it I might respond by telling him/her "well I'll try but my hobby of train surfing can be quite hair raising, but I'll do my best". Or I could put my cricket bat with 4 inch clout nail through the sweet spot to good use. FUCKING CHINESE😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 Bastards. They'll be wishing people a "Merry Christmas" next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Bastards. They'll be wishing people a "Merry Christmas" next. I always convert to Judaism from 21st to 28th December so I'll just say "shalom and fuck off". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 I keep telling back “stay sane”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: "You stay safe now" has now taken over from "Have a nice day" farewell which of course was imported from our yankee cousins, along with the rest of their shit. Every fucking delivery cunt who comes to my door signs off with it "Stay safe" no doubt with a Jurgen Klopp, shit eating grin under their face nappy. Next time hear it I might respond by telling him/her "well I'll try but my hobby of train surfing can be quite hair raising, but I'll do my best". Or I could put my cricket bat with 4 inch clout nail through the sweet spot to good use. FUCKING CHINESE😡 Good news, Eddie has been diagnosed as having the Chinese cold, bad news is his bum aides has killed it!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 41 minutes ago, Fatty said: Good news, Eddie has been diagnosed as having the Chinese cold, bad news is his bum aides has killed it!!!!!! 1 dead relative, 1 large inheritance, an air hostesses on your arm, all looks good from the outside but I’ve seen your cock and it’s well, it’s Fucking minuscule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: 1 dead relative, 1 large inheritance, an air hostesses on your arm, all looks good from the outside but I’ve seen your cock and it’s well, it’s Fucking minuscule. True, very true, however, being a multi millionaire makes it look like a giraffes neck, who’s the daddy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Fatty said: True, very true, however, being a multi millionaire makes it look like a giraffes neck, who’s the daddy? Well it is yellow and covered in spots.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 Just now, Eddie said: Well it is yellow and covered in spots.. that’s just jealousy you peasant, but yes the spots have nearly gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 Just now, Fatty said: that’s just jealousy you peasant, but yes the spots have nearly gone And it’s now a really shallow shade of purple, must stop wanking off with nifty fiftys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Fatty said: that’s just jealousy you peasant, but yes the spots have nearly gone I was once far richer than you, but as the saying goes does money make you happy... well yes it fucking once did before I went bankrupt, I sincerely hope you’re found dead in your pool face up with your tiny dinkle not even breaking the surface.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Eddie said: I was once far richer than you, but as the saying goes does money make you happy... well yes it fucking once did before I went bankrupt, I sincerely hope you’re found dead in your pool face up with your tiny dinkle not even breaking the surface.. 😆actually just been for a dip, trolley dolley swallowed so no mess in the pool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 Just now, Fatty said: 😆actually just been for a dip, trolley dolley swallowed so no mess in the pool That’s nice for you, what was his name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Eddie said: That’s nice for you, what was his name? Clive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 Just now, Fatty said: Clive Seriously though, if you ever need any financial assistance, FUCK OFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Fatty said: Seriously though, if you ever need any financial assistance, FUCK OFF Out of likes, but seriously can I borrow a couple of quid just until the new year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Fatty said: Clive Oooops, Roops on here but deffo looks like a Clive, fucking hairy, pool filter is fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Out of likes, but seriously can I borrow a couple of quid just until the new year? No worries, I’ll drop £2:00 in your flat (sorry bin) later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: That’s nice for you, what was his name? Fatty 1 Eddie 1 This could go to penalties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 6 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Bastards. They'll be wishing people a "Merry Christmas" next. My postman won't. He's brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Fatty said: Good news, Eddie has been diagnosed as having the Chinese cold, bad news is his bum aides has killed it!!!!!! I bet you feel a right cunt now for giving him the antidote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 So you know that at the end of the day you turnaround and tell some to take care and stay safe .. does it really fucking matter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 On 05/12/2020 at 17:05, Eddie said: Out of likes, but seriously can I borrow a couple of quid just until the new year? Sorry edd, but I’ve started a book on who wins the punch up between you and fatty at this years CC xmas part (TBA) His balls have swelled of late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 On 05/12/2020 at 13:14, camberwell gypsy said: "You stay safe now" has now taken over from "Have a nice day" farewell which of course was imported from our yankee cousins, along with the rest of their shit. Every fucking delivery cunt who comes to my door signs off with it "Stay safe" no doubt with a Jurgen Klopp, shit eating grin under their face nappy. Next time hear it I might respond by telling him/her "well I'll try but my hobby of train surfing can be quite hair raising, but I'll do my best". Or I could put my cricket bat with 4 inch clout nail through the sweet spot to good use. FUCKING CHINESE😡 Take care of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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