ChildeHarold Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 (edited) Two weeks ago: "all right mate. Cor blimey it brings a tear to my old dead eyes to see the kiddies all touchy feely and luvving one another up over Christmas despite everyfink we know about nasty old Mr Virus. Yesterday:" I ave ere said scrap of white paper from the No 10 glass display cabinet (next to the downstairs lav) saying Peace In Our... er.. All Children Must Stay In School Right Up To The Bitter End Because We know It's Good For Them. The whole Westminster manor backs me up on this so fuck off or we'll kick yur eads in you fuckers. Today: "a touch of the unilaterals as SOME (left wing) councils close schools early. Fuck me, the little cunts are dropping like flies but I still fink we can make it to Friday" I luv my job and I still can't believe I'm doing it in. Edited January 18, 2021 by ChildeHarold manage attachments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 36 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Two weeks ago: "all right mate. Cor blimey it brings a tear to my old dead eyes to see the kiddies all touchy feely and luvving one another up over Christmas despite everyfink we know about nasty old Mr Virus. Yesterday:" I ave ere said scrap of white paper from the No 10 glass display cabinet (next to the downstairs lav) saying Peace In Our... er.. All Children Must Stay In School Right Up To The Bitter End Because We know It's Good For Them. The whole Westminster manor backs me up on this so fuck off or we'll kick yur eads in you fuckers. Today: "a touch of the unilaterals as SOME (left wing) councils close schools early. Fuck me, the little cunts are dropping like flies but I still fink we can make it to Friday" I luv my job and I still can't believe I'm doing it in. I would forget this shit and get training, a single straight jab of mine has the force of over two thousand pounds per square inch, whatever I hit, I destroy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eddie said: I would forget this shit and get training, a single straight jab of mine has the force of over two thousand pounds per square inch, whatever I hit, I destroy. You are ready to learn the 'Five point palm, exploding heart technique'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 One thing I hate is having to read a post a number of times and still dont know what fuck the posters talking about. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: One thing I hate is having to read a post a number of times and still dont know what fuck the posters talking about. Why don't you get a place in the country somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 46 minutes ago, Eddie said: I would forget this shit and get training, a single straight jab of mine has the force of over two thousand pounds per square inch, whatever I hit, I destroy. Reminds me to watch Ian McKellen in X Men tonight. Do you wear the power helmet when you jabber? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Reminds me to watch Ian McKellen in X Men tonight. Do you wear the power helmet when you jabber? Ain’t no jibber jabber fool, I predict pain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 Just now, Eddie said: Ain’t no jibber jabber fool, I predict pain. FEAR DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO! MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: FEAR DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO! MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK. YES SENSEI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: Ain’t no jibber jabber fool, I predict pain. Why visit the abattoir then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: FEAR DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO! MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK. Have a read about the side effects from Lucentis .. it the stuff that was injected into my eye last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Have a read about the side effects from Lucentis .. it the stuff that was injected into my eye last week. £1000 per dose! The pharmaceutical companies really are fucking scum. The unit cost of a single dose ampule is probably less than £5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 33 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Why visit the abattoir then? All I wanna do is go the distance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Why don't you get a place in the country somewhere. I am actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 Utter fucking bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Why visit the abattoir then? Captive bolt would be the kindest thing for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 14 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Two weeks ago: "all right mate. Cor blimey it brings a tear to my old dead eyes to see the kiddies all touchy feely and luvving one another up over Christmas despite everyfink we know about nasty old Mr Virus. Yesterday:" I ave ere said scrap of white paper from the No 10 glass display cabinet (next to the downstairs lav) saying Peace In Our... er.. All Children Must Stay In School Right Up To The Bitter End Because We know It's Good For Them. The whole Westminster manor backs me up on this so fuck off or we'll kick yur eads in you fuckers. Today: "a touch of the unilaterals as SOME (left wing) councils close schools early. Fuck me, the little cunts are dropping like flies but I still fink we can make it to Friday" I luv my job and I still can't believe I'm doing it in. According to him yer the master race with the best country... ever PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 2 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: According to him yer the master race with the best country... ever PANZERMURPHYBABY Grammar school newbie to the Golf Club Cunt - a bit like John Major. Worse than the Macmillans and Churchills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: One thing I hate is having to read a post a number of times and still dont know what fuck the posters talking about. Or care! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 6 hours ago, Joker said: Or care! And that's no JOKE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 Children's Educashun is Sancrosanct: "It's so easy to close schools and forget.... (blah blah blah)" Amanda Spielman Head of Ofsted, Govt Quango Appointee and LOSER on Christmas University Challenge losing her team of female non-entities and dumbos 10 penalty points on wrong answers. Gavin ain't havin' it:" Eh you, Greenwich cunts, get those little fuckers back into the child minding centres/schools where they belong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 20 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Captive bolt would be the kindest thing for you Usain Bolt up your bumhole would please me more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 People ACTUALLY get behind / go up against politicians, treating them like rock stars / a cross between Michael Huntley and AIDS of the leg. I truly think this world will only move forward when the general public is allowed to give EVERY politician, of whatever stripe, a clip in the mouth, randomly, a few times a year just to remind the venal little cunts who they work for. Hating a politician for being a politician? Really? You may as well castigate a shark for being a shark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: People ACTUALLY get behind / go up against politicians, treating them like rock stars / a cross between Michael Huntley and AIDS of the leg. I truly think this world will only move forward when the general public is allowed to give EVERY politician, of whatever stripe, a clip in the mouth, randomly, a few times a year just to remind the venal little cunts who they work for. Hating a politician for being a politician? Really? You may as well castigate a shark for being a shark. Although this appears to be quite a randomly addressed post I feel it is my responsibility to cogitate a reasoned reply using all my skills as a student of pure logic and inductive reasoning. So go and take a fucking running jump you queer eye for the political guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Although this appears to be quite a randomly addressed post I feel it is my responsibility to cogitate a reasoned reply using all my skills as a student of pure logic and inductive reasoning. So go and take a fucking running jump you queer eye for the political guy. Are you running out of accelerant, what with all these bridges you are busy burning ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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